Be American

>be American
>life begins with a cut scene

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I was trying to find that post on the archive but had no luck

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Doctors need a tip too after all

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>be Pole
>life begins with a partition

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>be Indonesian
>life begins with terror attacks, volcanos exploding and cigarette addiction

Here you go

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>start life with circumcision
>most sandwiches they eat are made up of odd bread you wouldn't find anywhere else
>swear allegiance to a rectangle every day
>promote potentially earning money over natural national improvement
>every person is obsessed with getting their 'own' slice of paradise, a Zion if you will, to the point where surburgatory is a thing
>have a habit of growing terrible facial hair
>simultaneous respect for law and order, and a constant paranoia said law and order may be about to stick you and your family in camps
>immediately suspicious of any form of taxation, stemming from an inner knowledge of how you'd personally misuse it
>And how it might stop you from becoming an even larger billionaire one day

You know, for a country with a heavy antisemitic base, the dixies and to a lesser extent the yanks, do adopt a lot of the supposed negative stereotypes about Jews.

What are they afraid of, someone cribbing their style?

why so many replies? is it like super funny?

Yes