/brit/

Never been.
Only been within British Columbia and a couple U.S. states.
Plan to make a pilgrimage to Europe at some point in my life though.

*nonce klaxon goes off*
nonce nonce nonce nonce

she's not. i've seen other angles

that's my name, don't wear it out

She's ugly you ugly freak

want to text my mate and tell him that i want him to be my best man at my wedding

who will be the bride? therapist, professor or emma watson.

in my mind there's only 1 yank poster on brit

SHE. IS. CUTE.

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don't know who my best man is gonna be if i ever get married
have no super good friends and no brothers haha life is a prison and existence is a burden

you're lucky i didnt save the other pics. but youll see them eventually

what a cute girl
she'll be the next margaret thatcher

Looks like she's literally drooling

Id probably use my wife’s bull

looks like a kid (male) i knew in scouts

be nonconventional and ask a girl

Choooona

youtu.be/AeJ66lAf8s0

dogs are family members. if you think otherwise youre probably a nigger and/or a muslim.

I only have one brother so no awkwardness ha ha

the goal? for me it's a dark brown haired, blue or green eyed, pale skinned french canadian gf

>15 years old
HIGHLY inappropriate

Deadass B

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Docile animal

18 year old friend's getting married to a filthy quebecer, not impressed in the slightest

Do you bond with your bros over the weights lads? Just like the ancient greeks lads?

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stop spazzing the fuck out

ye olde pube

youre talking about fucking, right? yeah we do that

dont even lift weights, either. just bond.

Fuck off

might change my redditflag to greater manchester because i havent lived in merseyside for like 6 months

no

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Merseyside is a kip

No one gives a shit

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge

you should, im a big guy round here. not that youd know you filthy no-flagger pleb.

What the hecc

you'll set off the other greater manchester poster

Reading Nigger-Poo: Or, The Wog by Nigman Coonville

I love Emma Watson.

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>kip
what does that mean

Means a nap you mong.

Using reddit flags is only a shade less narcissistic than using a name or a trip
For shame

havent seen him around for months. does he even still post here?

>merseyside is a sleep
ahhhhh now it makes total sense, thanks a lot.

Anyone else just truly despise England?
>boring nature
>bland wildlife
>grim cities
>ugly people
>cringy folk/local traditions
>debt ridden
>awful trains
>potholed roads
>no liberty
>capital is no longer white
>natives will be a minority in our lifetime
>inglorious history
>hated worldwide
>cucked by former colonies
>forgotten by other former colonies

ah good the gay nonces are out in full swing again

oi
im not gay

Fuxk off you southern fairy

by finding underaged girls who aren't 100% feminine attractive, you are indeed a deeply closeted homosexual and also a paedophile

Sat next to girl that looked pretty close to this for a year in college and was too scared to ask her out the entire time haha.

lived in the north my entire life and ive never heard the word kip used like that

>Fuxk off you southern fairy

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I bid you niggers adieu as us white men have to get up for work on the morrow

I bet you think traps aren't gay.

girls peak at age 14. max estrogen and breeding capabilities. after that the boobs sag and the fanny flops out.

haven't been too active myself so i don't know

Fuck scrots

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Actors in Tajikistan must have a 'beard permit' to perform roles that require facial hair, as beards are banned.

>boring nature
false
>bland wildlife
false
>grim cities
the postindustrial ones are grim granted but there are plenty of attractive historic and cathedral cities
>ugly people
ugly people everywhere on earth mate we’re no exception
>cringy folk/local traditions
nigger
>debt ridden
don’t care
>awful trains
give you that public transport is a joke
>potholed roads
only if you live in a povvo area
>no liberty
false
>capital is no longer white
true
>natives will be a minority in our lifetime
yeah true
>inglorious history
false
>hated worldwide
don’t care and probably not true anyway
>cucked by former colonies
Only by US
>forgotten by other former colonies
Don’t care

lets all get together and commit a series of hate crimes

think you've misunderstood me
they're actually gayer than finding real men attractive

only good post ITT

The Tajikistan film industry must be suffering heavily from such a blow.

Wonder if Tim wanks
If yes, what to?

mmm

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my brother is going to prison lads
called me mum and talked to her for an hour
she's all beat up over this

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today's lunch. went for the korean this time and its tasty, but they were a bit stingy with the meat

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Read that in Malibu Stacy voice

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRkgpt6b-4

NAZI SCUM OUT OUR THREADS
NAZI SCUM OUT OUR THREADS
NAZI SCUM OUT OUR THREADS
NAZI SCUM OUT OUR THREADS

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this is a boy

Yes, should we all move to Denmark? They are probably our closest relative after the netherlands

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[Citation needed]

Little girls don’t have fully developed sexual organs you fucking mong, absolutely ghastly cope on display here you wretched pedo creep

Who's the bigger fool? The man taking a shit in the sink or the woman 12 years his junior complaining about dating him for 2 years on reddit?

Why is she dating him then?

doubt it. antipsychotics make it practically impossible to wank.
if he can wank he probably does it to that girl whos pictures he's saved on his laptop

Lad...

kek is this satire of Jow Forumsrelationships? i wish it'd have the inevitable cacophony of dumbfuck men and male-identified women commenting to her that "It's his AUTONOMOUS RIGHT to shit in the sink. You've slept with multiple men before getting with him and you don't expect him to be resentful and take a dookie in your dishwasher? I hope he breaks up with you. You don't deserve him."

karen carpenter

You think Tim takes his meds?

youtu.be/RjJmRh9H3XI

>14
>little
lmao, brainwashed normie.
marrying 14 year olds was common place up until about 50 years. the ZOG machine has really done a number on your brain hasn't it? learn2think4urself

>Our Threads

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>antipsychotics make it practically impossible to wank.
Didn't have that problem with antipsychotics, antidepressants made it difficult for a while.

Karen Carpenter?
Grim either way

is this the new leftypol tactic? act like a rorke nonce?

I hate the UK, Because there is extensive moral and social decay, too many ethnic minorities, the only right wing resistance is lead by Brexit based black man retards, muh sovereignty types. I hate that there is so many useless cunts on welfare and the NHS sucks i want a singapore system. I hate that there is a diversity ethnic minority cartel, there really isn't much you can do to deal with them because you will have the PC brigade on your back the moment you defend your country or yourself.

I think I might move to Denmark

im sure they do, terry davis used to always complain his antipsychotics made it so he was never horny

>14 year olds aren’t of breeding age

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silly user. you can commit hate crames without being a nazi. people of all races, backgrounds, colors, and creeds can commit hate crimes!

Yeah in the Middle Ages when the average life expectancy was 30 you mongrel retard

Stop using some poorly conceived historiographical notion to justify your illness you utter fucking freak

Pretty sure that 14 year olds getting married is more common now than it's ever been.

Nonce.

Think the 70s singer id most like to shag would be Neil Young