Happy Family Edition
/cum/ - Canada US Mexico
need bf
give me 1 (ONE) reason places like this shouldn't be nuked off the face of the earth
Does Northern? America
lmao
i think this will upset my fellow american QUITE a bit
cryin rn
Can we use this when this thread was over? I put hard work into making that post
Anyone else have a change in accent when speaking to different people?
Ummmm why is America so FAT
Extremely inefficient and stupid, and it ruins the land for future settlement. Just line them all up against the wall then chuck them in mass graves. Bullets really aren't that expensive. Nukes are for serious countries with shit like MBTs and aircraft carriers
just because you dont like doesnt mean it has to be nuked
calle calle desu
just keeo it from being archived
wtf is his problem?
No but my tone is lower is to strangers
Me
kek'd
>there are six (6) /cum/s in the catalog right now
just wait til janny sees this
he's going to have steam coming out of his ears LOL
6 /cum/s on the catalog
nice
>just force warlords to let you kill them
yeah great idea genius even
its a place of perpetual bad, one really bad thing saves the world from a perpetual hellhole where child soldiers smoke heroin and eat warm human hearts and bathe in the blood of innocent children
who are you
based
user
>just force warlords to let you kill them
>yeah great idea genius even
Poorly-trained African militias fare extremely poorly in the face of Western professional soldiers
wdym??
seems like a few bombs would be a lot more efficient than sending trained soilder into the forest to try and hunt down warlords
the bf fell asleep with his head resting on my lap, really have to poo but don't want to wake him with me getting up, what do?
Do Mexicans have to learn about indigenous cultures or have weird indigenous people holidays?
gay is not ok.
Pooooo
poo on his chest and call it a present
for the mammeries
Do you seriously think special forces aren't capable of taking out VIPs in the wilderness? That's practically been their whole job since 9/11
Also nukes are extremely expensive and breaking the nuclear taboo would be a real mess since everyone would realize nukes are a meme
me in the middle
Played 2 apex games won 1 (6 kills), time for bed
ok shall do this
I see and acknowledge your post, thanks for your input I will upboat because we on r/cum respect different viewpoints and ideologies.
gfs mom read a text I sent her except it was just me saying “good night cutie pie” with a kissy face emoji
oh no
we need more
i wish i had someone to send me a text saying “good night cutie pie” with a kissy face emoji when im about to sleep (like rn)
Earlier we were exchanging lewd photos and I said some nasty shit to her so it was pretty nice
>wasted effort OR EXPENSE
>WASTEFUL USE OF A PARTICULAR RESOURCE
hmmmmmmm
imo, good night and good morning texts are massively overrated
do you think sending in soldiers to hunt children in the jungle is free i dont understand
surely it would be way more efficient to just carpet bomb a region than it would be to set up a base there
I'm talking about doing this with the goal of resettling the area with the undesirable existing population of Cannibal Warlords (and just niggers in general)
are orgies overrated?
Ok goodnight cutie pie *kissy face emoji*
honestly, spare me
like some cheap normie currency
posted without the last word :^)
>removed
orgies are pretty much the height of decadent degeneracy
disgusting
how are they generally rated?
the pinnacle of hedonism?
if so, surely
>the pinnacle of hedonism
>degenerate act
The pinnacle of hedonism is living a comfy life in the /cum/ house with all the /cum/buddies
I always get asked to be in threesomes but I feel like the other two guys would get judgy and I'm awkward and I don't want them to laugh to me
do girls regularly get propositioned for threesomes LOL
>the other two guys
>other two guys
stinky NEET
IMAGINE
like beans and tequila
Beaner lole
>fall asleep
>wake up an hour later
why the fuck would anybody get a tattoo
i'd imagine an orgy to be pretty uncomfy unless blown outta yr brain on the right drugs
i'm happy here
>fall asleep
>don't wake up
I'd unironically get a qr code tattoo
GOD I wish that were me
ok, fine
what's it contain
I never mentioned an orgy you degenerate
gonna have my final fap of the day
>qr codes become obsolete
lol grandpa why do you have gay lines on your neck
*sweating*
finna not fap today
I guess just something I like my address or something I could swipe to open doors. Perhaps getting a chip implanted would make more sense than a tattoo
>you degenerate
wew LAD
Maybe just a bracelet
or like a phone
Phone batteries die too quickly and I don't want to rely on that.
I used to want a triforce tattoo when I was 12 but that's kinda cringe inducing for me now
>tfw no zoomer gf
>get my entire army killed
>get congratulated and assigned as infantry leader
Why can't japs design strategy games?
"g"f?
>those hands
ITS CLOBBERING TIME
done
die
think Im starting to support feminism
religion is so based
i really do not like edp as a person
he is a national treasure
If you have molded your life and personality and even self-label around something bad someone did to you in the past then you have not survived.
KEK
My toilet over floods all the time :/ I blame the toilet paper I wish I had a bidet
Does he really need to use so much profanity?
you still use paper, numbnuts
You just pat yourself dry afterwards and just wash the towel after awhile