Even if you make it you will still have a small dick

Ok so we are measuring when erect, right

And do you begin from the bottom of the shaft? Or from the skin by the base of the groin

bump

There is a reason God made asians

you press the end of the ruler to right above your pubic bone

Kek. You and I both. No problem with getting sex either

I have a big one but only had sex once and it was awkward because she was a qt nippon but couldnt really take it

girls are also much more willing to lick your asshole if it's shaven
and having them eat your ass is usually the first step to them letting you eat their ass, which is always the highlight of any sexual encounter
for me, i guess, because that is my fetish.

you haven't truly lived until you're getting rimmed by a qt while she strokes your cock, and then she swivels around and puts her asshole right on your lips. pure heavenly bliss

I let a girl squirt in my asshole once. Does that appeal to you?

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sure, if she's into that. nothing inherently gross about piss play imho... i personally enjoy it when girls swallow my semen, so why shouldn't they be allowed to squirt all over me?

i'm down for pretty much everything except role play and BDSM. not really my thing, in fact it's kind of a turn off

Joke's on you retard I have no hope of making it.

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6'2 with a 7" cock

...but only $1500 to my name

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wait, so these dick extension pills ive been taking wont work???? plz reply.

you're pretty patrician then.

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>and having them eat your ass is usually the first step to them letting you eat their ass

Gross, that's where they poop from user

just fuck my shit up senpai

hello newfren
a girl's asshole is just like any other orifice
it deserves tender care and respect
if you lick it and make her feel good, with enough lube she might even let you put your dick in it

now wouldn't that feel nice?

>8 inch dick and made it

OP, make sure u dont breed on ur way out, don't need more dicklets spreading their dicklet genes, let the rest of the chads populate this earth

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So just buy a dick implant with your crypto gains
youtube.com/watch?v=8auptXYhT80

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lol and this guy passed on his dicklet genes, people like this should just get gunned down when they knowingly pass on inferior genes

stay mad, it's survival of the fittest

lol survival of the fittest dictates that in the future these shit gened dicklets will just get replaced by designer babies, no point in trying to spend resources to fix what was born inferior when u can just create a superior generation with chad genes

>5.5 inch dick
>made my 1st Million beforehand 21yrs old
>Fucked over 50 different women

If your pockets are phat your cock size dont matter.

>genes are important, muh dick genes
>genes aren't important, muh designer babies
good thing brainlets like you won't ever make it

chad genes will be used as the basis for designer babies. or you didn't actually think that they can magically select for genes without using a model as reference, did you? also adjusting chad genes to create even more chad genes will take significantly less effort than changing shit genes into slightly acceptable genes. u cite survival of the fittest and ur on biz yet u actually dont know what the fuck ur talking about lol, whatever is more efficient in the market will win in the long run.

>every girl he's slept with hasn't commented on how huge his dick is
not gonna make it

kek, this.

Be a gold digger

>implying 99% of the genome won't be thrown out and redone from scratch
The idea is to prevent all genetic maladies even the recessive ones that chads have but don't show. Its why your dad was able to fuck your mom, but your a whiny faggot on Jow Forums poorly regurgitating half remembered arguments you read once somewhere.

>girl squirt in my asshole
>girl
>in my asshole
ok user

Can't relate faggot

Don’t worry user. Less than 4” hard and has killed any confidence I ever had. Literally cannot get hard once I’m with a girl because I’m over thinking what she might say about my dick. Don’t want her to see that soft ass barely 1 and a half inch shit. God I hope there’s something I can buy once I make it.

I’ll buy a hollowed out strap on

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No. It looks more like a fucking baby dick.

baste

holy shit user I pray that you make it

My nigga
My fetish since ...no joke 8 or 9
I was always curious of what it would be like to shove my face in a hotties ass

I've gotten older now...and still curious. But let's say it's my gf right, and I want to go down to lick. What if it stinks or I get a bad taste....I'm worried I'd lose interest in her and always look at girls differently even if they are 9s

Any insight?

This. In my case it's not that it is that small, it's just that I'm a grower and I'm very ashamed of my flaccid dick and the pressure makes it impossible to get it hard..

>8 inches
>178 cm
>pounding phat ass girls

I can be poor now cause I’m still in my 20s so chicks don’t care. Girls just wanna get pounded by chads sometimes, good luck op.