28yo and never had a gf

i've had a tinder account for 4 months now

never had a match, not even kidding, despite being generous with the right sweeping
i must be absoultely hideous, but i wouldn't say so myself, im just very average looking

i guess their standards are just too high

i dont like to go to parties and clubs, its not my environment and i wouldn't like to find someone thats familiar in that environment either tbqh

You've got different kinds of girls, some will care and some wont. If it truly mattered, small dick genes wouldn't have survived.

Ask somebody thats your friend if your pictures are shit. And if you're hideous, you can cancel that out by working out a lot, and looking more rough. The taste of girls in men can differ a lot, looking strong and healthy definitely helps. But yea, shit can be hard

Truth is it does matter but most women settle, it helps to learn how to work that tongue.

user. As a person that you would classify as a "Chad" let me help you out. Seriously.
First of all fuck Tinder. I've fucked a whole bunch of women off tinder. 18-45. A fucking gaggle of em. None of them were worth it. Honestly.

Fuck Tinder. Not only is it bad for your self esteem, but outside of the US it's terrible.
Work out, however small enough. Maybe get a nice haircut and a new wardrobe. Something you're comfortable and happy with.

Secondly, what do you enjoy?
If bars aren't your thing, don't do it.
Find a hobby that includes that, and see if there's groups to meet up with people that share that hobby.

Unless you put yourself out there, and digitally(online dating) is obviously not the answer, you'll keep feeling the same way.

Best of luck.

Late bloomer

You need:
1) Friends
2) Excersize
3) Hobby

screencap this deep into your mind and get some discipline. Stop thinking, start doing.

What was the last time you actually asked a girl out?

A hint: You are not supposed to have 100% YES ratio.

>Unless you put yourself out there,
But that would mean,... actually talking to girls and not talking about talking to them with men on anime forums....

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So you're really boring in addition to being to being unattractive.

Yes user.
OP listen to us. Nothing will change unless you change to better yourself. Don't even do it with "finding a girl" in mind. Do it to better yourself. And your confidence in who you are, will attract a woman. Maybe it's not your ideal, Porn Star woman, but hey, we all have our limitations.
And maybe that won't work out. And that's ok. Keep working on yourself and making yourself happy.
The next one might work out. Or maybe it doesn't.
It's ok.
Be happy with yourself first, and happiness will follow.

That's fine if you don't feel comfortable talking to girls yet.
Seriously, don't worry about it.
But if you only want to talk to anonymous men on a Rhodesian Stamp Collecting Forum, and that's what gets your rocks off; cool.
Do you man.

But if you want to get out in the world, and not complain about it, I"m here trying to help you do so.

Ever heard about rape?

>Unless you put yourself out there
I dont want to be hurt tho

>tfw standards are too high so will forever remain virgin

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25 never had a gf. this year tho ive had sex with 8 different chicks

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Getting hurt is part of life.
I've had sex with countless women, most I didn't care about, but god damn, there were some that broke my heart.
It's the good with the bad user.
If that's what you're afraid of, then die alone in your moms basement.
It'll be easy that way.

I'm cryptoneet so I'll die in my own basement thank you very much.

I went out last month and some drunk girl kept telling me she could tell I hadnt had much experience with women. She was well out of my league looks wise and was pretty much making fun of me. I dont really see the point to subject myself to that.

historically only a minority of males had sex. It changed temporarily with the introduction of monogamic patriarchy in christendom, but that's now in the past.
You're a surplus male and there's nothing that can be done about it.
Maybe in several decades science will become advanced enough to allow money to fix fucked up genetics, but you're likely going to be too old when that happens.

you are totally in the unkown about women then. if you are ready to learn the game, check out RSD. women will test you verbally (shittests), but sub communication is huge as well. start playing the game and enjoy

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Don't listen to this guy

I was a 28 yo virgin.
Now I'm 30 and married.
Things can change fast when you catch a break. Find that break.

elaborate

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go to Jow Forums and enter cocoon mode for a couple years.
Buy Chainlink.

Thank me EOY 2020

youtube.com/watch?v=bbFg3rE-nsk

Fuck off normie

Pain is not that bad. Being sheltered is worse. Ofc staying at home playing vidya is more comfortable but it won't get you anywhere.

Have some hope.

DONT USE TINDER RETARD. its like omegle, absolutely useless. talk to girls in real life, they cant ghost as easily.

I hope you are memeing user, i never had a gf aswell, but at least i didnt fell for the chainlink meme.

omegle is unironically more effective than tinder

Text book example resentment

it is true, I went all into chainlink.
at least no roastie can take my gains

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How to do good at Tinder:

1. keep resetting your account every week or so, you get a bunch of new people who see you if you do this. It's called a tinder hard reset, look it up

2. get better photos. your photos are probably you in your basement with a laptop webcam. seriously. do something about it. watch this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yi2CKMmO2ko
the guy in it who needs photos is a fat balding indian dude but in the pictures he comes off very good

3. if the above two steps fail, do this: find some friends. Not girl friends, just people that you can be friends with. they will help you like we're helping you now

I'm 20 never had a gf. What can I do? I already lift.

I've had girls I was interested/thought might've been interested in me, but never knew how to take it to the next level.

And you never will have one if you don't have any LINK.

dude I'm just reading your shit and you seem like such a huge fucking bitch. when's the last time you were afraid nigga? when's the last time you were in danger? you're a 60%er. nut the fuck up dude. if you make 110k you need to grow some nuts because niggers will snatch your income and value because you're too naive and sheltered. little fucking bitch. NUT UP OR SHUT UP!!

You sound like a sub 70 IQ nigger

heart to heart, if God compared me and you, he would declare me more intelligent. So I really don't care what you have to say.

>28yo and never had a gf

putting your dick inside of a pussy without a condom on is the best thing you could possibly feel in your life. Making money doesn't even come close. A fleshlight or sexdoll doesn't come close. Just thought i would let you know that.

the whole point of making money, being successful, having a nice car and house is just to experience that pleasure as often as possible with as many different women as possible

23 yo here Software Developer virgin never had a gf, I will finish college in 3 weeks and will start wagecucking in 2 month, I start to give up on having a gf I will focus on building my company I will try everything to make it

I got a gf late in life at 27 and broke up with her once she started getting too needy for me.

It’s overrated desu.

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Niggers go straight to hell tho

Onaholes feel really awesome, probably better than the real thing.

>10176952
>if God compared me and you, he would declare me more intelligent

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

putting your dick inside of a pussy without a condom on and cumming inside her is the best thing you could possibly feel in your life.

(Assuming you're fixed)

FTFY

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES

it feels good sure, but then you have to deal with a roastie in your house

go to the gym

It's that easy.

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It's shit. Trust me on this my incel friends. It's nice for a year or so then it's literally a drain. Not only that they're going to fuck you over as soon as that honeymoon phase wears off and they find something better.

Stop believing the shit that Disney movies put in your head. That isn't real. Women are parasites that will trap you with their pussy. They have been fucking us over for so long our dick has a shovel on it for scooping out other dudes jizz. Even evolution thinks they're only good for their vagina.

Trust me anons. I've had multiple relationships over 30 years and they're all shit. Some just hide it better than others.

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kek true but you are missing the point
Every human needs connection and love
It is engrained in us
Those who haven't had it ever or for a long time crave and desire it
Once they get it, they will get bored of it but it's kind of like a cool down
When it resets they want it again

You wifed the first one?
Kek

>you are so completely broken inside that you wouldn't want anyone to get involved in your suffering
Gotta love yourself before you can love others desu.

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same. is it too late?

Have gf for 8 years. Have no job and little money. 30 y.o.

have a gf sine 2 1/2 years, man I would love to be single again and get my life back, it was much better to have 3-4 different Girls a year than 1 forever

I was in your situation, big house, sexy car, no gf. I just started fucking braphogs. I am dating a braphog now but she lost so much weight Idk if I am into it anymore. Get yourself a braphog son.

date a fat girl. That is what fat girls are for. I personally prefer them now

trips confirm.

dude having a gf is fucking overrated.

i had an 8/10 latina and she is fucking insane. i somehow got married in a blur of insanity and now im dealing with fights every day. literally worse decision of my fuckin life.

stay single.
jack off a lot
try to get a hot nerdy girl with a sick body but ugly face.
you will be fine.

bro what the absolute FUCK did you do? You married a Latina? I am at a loss. Explain yourself now

Are you me? How can anyone love me when I cant live myself?

That is the cutest anime baby I've ever seen. What animu is this?

Daily reminder
YOu will never have a qt, white braphog
If they aren't a 7/10 or above i'd rather just jerk off and be solo. Face is everything mane

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Nah I already have an 8or9/10 braphog. Get bent

so go get a gf... wtf?

Rilu Rilu Fairilu, its a children's anime I think.

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>27 and virgin

Just

Get Pickup Bootcamps and start self improvement, you are only logical and ignoring your feelings. The world isnt your Code thats why no girl wants to touch you, accept the fact you are basically a kid in emotional progress terms, you never learned it, dont be hard on yourself though

>hug
>kiss
>head
>sex

i made it to kiss, how do i move on to the next lvl?

CHECK IT
LSD helped me understand a person on an existential level
I'm 25. rather good looking face. 5'6" Meshican (decent height for me mfs)
Niggly fucking my girl; sometimes I can't tell who has the dick and who has the vagina
Keyway;
"One of the many things that have to be done"
Thousand(s) of hours of exercise. Mainly ride my bike. Smooth, I'm starting with my legs and feet
EOY and I'm where I want to be
POSTURE. all you bitches heads are in your pc and phone. I glue my spine onto a tree by the lake
I've noticed females looking at me, waiting for me to say something. but this is not my mission and i have a girl
The girl doesn't want you to do shit for HER. She wants you... to do you.
She wants you to fill her gap, by doing nothing lol
Do whatever the fuck you need to do and mother nature will open a hole for you to stick it in.
I'm broke though.
every morning
faggots

Based schizoposter.

Lonely friends, come join us for a chat in our telegram Jow Forums group.

t.me/joinchat/Ga7NHBJUGAvlGlLAkSS-zg

No Roasties allowed, thots will be banned
Incels NEETs preffered
And please no more Pajeets

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31 year kv brah here

all you brahs past 25...might as well hold on and join the exclusive wizard club

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Just think of all the money you saved

Usually you kiss for a longer period of time and it leads to sex.

>people still fall for the PUA scam

I guess I should've kissed her longer two years ago

Truth. You also get no time to yourself and must always be coming up with normie activities.

All girls want is protection and security. Once you understand this, you will become swamped in pussy.

32 here never had a gf either

I regularly hang out with girls who give me their phone and clearly are into me but I never call them, I'm just too self conscious about my skinnyfat body and my 5 inch dick, that and being a poor basement dweller...

I could sum up the problems of all the virgins in this thread and output a single bit of advice:

Stop being afraid to make a mistake.

Yes, I understand that women are intoxicating, but you all have to stop putting them on a pedestal. Find a way to bring them down to the status of “human being” and find a way to forgive yourself for making mistakes while talking to/dating a woman.

I agree

No one gets it though, you get insecure guys who desperately spend months and get 2/10-3/10 laughing at you cause your not having sex

But I wouodn’t Fuck the trash i’ve Been around, I pray that my kids don’t end up cursed with those genetics... so fucked up to say, i’m Looking out for my future kids and all these guys just give you shit for it

The girls they spend months trying to get or take on dates for months before getting sex, literally suck my duck if I give them the slightest bit of attention... I can’t tell them that though? Why is life so fucked up?

3dpigs are not important.

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Lies

It’s great then it just kind of hugs it, it’s just a good fit to be honest

I wouldn’t beat yourself up about it, te worst partnit the social stigma or other insecure guys trying to one up you cause your not getting sex

Sex is great when your high on drugs or coming down off a big night, but sex everyday is pretty much masterbating, it’s really not that great, and then you got some attention whore trying to take your time money and attention. Most probably not loyal either,
If you’re lucky you’ll still meet a good loyal girl who’s caring, modern society just creates entitltled attention whores for the most part,

>Stop being afraid to make a mistake.
>2018
>get #metoo'd
Not worth it tbqh imo :\

I don't think metoo is too much of a concern (yet), just that women are so flush with options that as soon as you make a misstep they turn their noses up and totally ghost on you. It's hard not to stress about doing everything right when she's gone if you make yourself look weak or boring for even a moment. It's fucking exhausting.

Be happy mate, another 2 years and you'll enter the golden decade of your life.

Boomer here, my dick is constantly recovering by the amount of pussy I get.

Be glad man, less bs to deal with. They all make a real effort at first but it bitches just can't control themselves. My ex went from pretty hot to your thicc hambeast real fucking fast

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>23 years old
>own a house
>stable unionized job $64,000
>out talking to new people every day
>never had a gf or held hands

off topic

go to Jow Forums

SAGE

>me sperging out with a qt grill in college

My life is a shitshow, I'm severely autistic and you are a good person. I don't care if i live a shit life, it is what it is. I don't want you to suffer or anyone for that matter. No matter how many people I have around me I will always be alone in the prison of my mind.

>She: OK, but, can't we be alone together?

She had me at hello.