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lmaooo

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picking up my new gun today

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What are you getting user?

>Attorneys for a Kentucky high school student who was at the center of a viral video controversy are suing the Washington Post, seeking $250 million in damages
BEZOS ON SEWERSIDE WATCH

pew pew pew

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>Attorneys for a Kentucky high school student
>viral video
>$250mil
Now, I'm but a simple, country lawyer

Haha

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357?

>hungover
>snowing hard so office closed
>but need to go in to print some stuff
>also have a meeting at 2 pm at a coffee shop
Gonna take it slow and play some vidya for the next 2 hrs and check my email. then head into the office. what are you doing today? Also should I buy weed so I don't drink so much?

Yeah. The only other handgun I have is a glock 19 so i wanted something fun.

if he wins he'll just look like a hypocrite for suing the national enquirer

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nice

Fuck you Manchester

Also, post kitties

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Not manchester faggot

eating jerky in bed
feels kinda decadent desu

killing cave horrors
want that black mask drop desu

Liars go to hell, peniswrinkle

Native American
AMA

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hey, how are ya?

tfw your hair doesn't grow back as rapidly as it used to

I'm getting scared

Good, thank you. How are you enjoying your morning user?

surely there's a subreddit for that

you should be getting implants

It's not that bad (yet) it's just weird that I usually would be getting haircuts around this time

Hello fren. Do you live on a reservation?

just remove testosterone from your body

>waiting until it gets bad
oof

I have the opposite of your problem, everytime I get a hair cut. It starts to grow after the 2nd day, my hair line is getting messed up tho

No, reservations are full of degenerate addicts and alcoholics.

Well what are you supposed to do? It's thinning or receding it just won't grow back at the same rate

>small stomach
>big funbags
I knew I was born for a reason!

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Fairly well, now that you mention it. I might not've noticed had you not asked desu

I'm glad to hear, strange times these are, wouldn't you agree?

don't worry about it you're just getting old

That makes me sad :(

What age are you considered to be a doomer?

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i don't understand any of the boomer/zoomer/poomer memes

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Just like here then. Although they can be fun because of the lawlessness. One of my good friends is Navajo and I;ve been to the reservation part of his family lives at a few times and it's always lots of fun.

what's a doomer?

my skin is too thin for these winter climates, I've never been able to properly express myself here

Meme that categorizes age and characteristics of people with common life styles

>tfw you will never see Chief Keef live

You americans have it so easy.

anyone who is older than you is a boomer

anyone younger than you is a zoomer

TOOTHPASTE

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everything is wrong

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Noooooooo how could a strong blvck wvmen lose to bernie? The russians must be behind it!

Kill all idpolers

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Shakespeare would have written this if he had any talent.

During the Roman era, eunuch priests worshiped Atargatis. Similar to the Galli priests of Cybele. At the shrine in Hieropolis founded by Semiramis, eunuch priests served the image of a fish-tailed woman. Rituals to the goddess were accompanied by flute playing and rattle shaking. In one rite, young males castrated themselves to become cross-dressing priests at the temple and thereafter performed tasks usually done by women. The obligatory lake or pond lay nearby, full of sacred fish which no one was allowed to eat; nor could anyone eat Atargatis's sacred doves.[31] The priests were described by Apuleius as mendicants that traveled around with an image of the goddess dressed in a silken robe on the back of a donkey. When they arrived at village squares or a receptive estate they would perform an ecstatic rite, designed to attract a crowd and elicit their contributions. The priests were described as effeminate, wearing heavy makeup, turbans on their heads, and dressed in saffron colored robes of silk and linen; some in white tunics painted with purple stripes. They shouted and danced wildly to the music of flutes, whirling around with necks bent so that their long hair flew out; and in an ecstatic frenzy they would bite their own flesh and cut their arms with knives until they bled.[32]

Not reading any of that.

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Anyone want some non-binary nachos?

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gas what I smoke nigga

Me

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I'll have some lesbian lasagna and an asexual apple pie please

Coming right up!

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Here

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And here

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Jesus Christ they are all disgusting

Is it wrong that I want Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez's wh*Toid bf to fill my latinx anus with is seed?

Guys I clogged the toilet now I have to go in there with toilet paper on hand and break the poop up

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have you tried violently plunging?

no

Good job user

The plunger fucking broke last week

buy a new one? it's a bathroom essential

Just fell thru the ice in the U.P., water went down my waders, got soaked, big fun.

Manchester here, I don't drink

Too lazy to buy another

Also I unclogged the toilet :)

just woke up. who dis?

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don't reply to me again

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Sup brother
Cryin again

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hey. what happened?

Existential dread again

in your 20s

Post kitties then

ah, anything in particular trigger it?

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hehe

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so cute. aaaaaawwwwwwww.

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Hi cutie kitty!

*huff huff* *b-bark bark* *wheeeze*

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I bet his bark is deeper than normal. too cute.

good morning

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good morning bud

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been sober for a little over a month which is the first time since i turned 21

fully awake, i think

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morning, little user.

Quitter

I havent watched DBZ since I was a kid but I still pretend to go super saiyan when I stretch sometimes

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14°C, im a bit cold