Just got fired for making an insensitive joke at work, gonna be homeless soon as I don't know if I can get unemployment...

Just got fired for making an insensitive joke at work, gonna be homeless soon as I don't know if I can get unemployment. Wat do? American btw

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You can't just expect us to help you without telling us what the joke is

gonna be frank here... it was raping my boss's daughter... won't give any more details

I spent the day scheming how to anally track and probe a coworker with another employee

Pics of daughter

don't wanna post in this context as she's a bit underage...

have you tried looking for another job? the fuck do you want us to tell you? liquidate your assets and buy lotto tickets?

Yes you can get unemployment. Apply for food stamps. Get a room mate. Lube your anus.

Even better

first, what do I tell them about how I was terminated from my last job? second, I only got this job because of a recommendation from a family friend and I'm otherwise having trouble with employment. I'm 32 and this was my first job

oh look another unemployed inbred cracker

kneepad bro HAHAHAHAH RETARD

Are you the dude who got evicted by a judge from his parent's house recently?

Hahahahahahahha holy shit you neet wtf is wrong with you. I’m against political correctness as much as the next bloke but come on mate, context fucking matters you immature fuck. Hilarious though lolololol

Deal drugs

Pics of she on ur head then

Oh my god you are 32??? Holy shit this is the best thread hahaha

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Shoe

haahahaha why would think that is appropriate. da fuc. shit is hilarious.

Please don't let this be real. I hope I'm not on a board with people like you.

Please kill yourself asap

My thoughts exactly my dude. I hope this man is the absolute minority.

OP I'm crying from laughing already, you gotta give us more context. Who were you telling the joke to? How did your boss find out about the joke? Cmon bro tell us the joke!

Most places now have a policy of non-disclosure on terminations. If you weren't employed for at least 6 months, you're probably not eligible for unemployment.

How have you never had a job before? How did you support yourself before? Do you have a degree or any skills that are marketable?

clothes say typical boomer but the face says extreme autist

He is a comedian

This is a Jow Forums tripfag who's picture people like to spam when they've claimed someone done something heinous or autistic.

no I am NOT

lol it just gets better and better, come on man spill the beans what did you say?

just file for unemployemnt it is pretty fucking simple, if niggers can do it so can you OP im rooting for you

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