>I finally reach my 6 figure crypto goal.
>I want to cash out while I'm still ahead
>Haven't worked or paid taxes in 3 years
What to do?? How do I cash out without going to federal prison for tax evasion?
I finally reach my 6 figure crypto goal
Go talk to a CPA and don't listen to moronic advice on the internet would be a good starting point.
Write a check for it all to Laqueesha right now
Just get a CPA and pay your taxes.
don't listen to these gov shills user. take a nice cruise to the cayman islands and open a bank account.
You can start by kissing at least 40% of that money goodbye.
>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>meanwhile cpas cant even agree on how the bitcoin taxes work exactly
why are we expected to pay when they cant even figure out what we owe
Finally not a shitty monster, but a proper redbull sugarfree.
Oh shit guys I've been a NEET all my life and going to cash out all my knives from CSGO that is going to amount to 25k, how will the government fuck me?
That's how stupid it is to tax shit like this. Why is the government so fucking shit stealing my fucking money to move it to other people?