Damn it feels good to be a boomer
Damn it feels good to be a boomer
Chase Turner
Connor Jones
Nice grass. My grass is all dead af.
Julian Sullivan
Nice yard. Personally I’d put up some cedars or something along the back fence so I wouldn’t have to look at that nasty shit behind it
Justin Brown
How do you get those silvery rows out? The lawn is not pristine with those zebra rails across.
Ryan Morris
>tore down natural trees and scenery for this
>could have a thriving garden that feeds his household for months
>instead has grass, the ultimate circumcision of his imagination
just a reflection of your life
Bentley Edwards
why are boomers obsessed with gardening? Do they have farming fantasies?
Camden Moore
Those are push lawnmower marks. A boomer like you with a $8,000 riding lawnmower wouldn't know about that.
Leo Hill
Cutting grass is just an additional medium for 'Cleaning your room'. Boomers have shit to do, no time for wasting time with crappy novelty gardens.
Ian Sanders
Their ancestors use to farm, it's in their peasant blood.
Owen Gray
where is the webber and smoker?
you should be smoking a two racks of ribs and grilling some dogs while sippin monster working on your car
Josiah Morgan
>has a pitiful back yard
>neighbours literally a spit away
>feels good about it
Michael Rogers
>tore down natural dirt and rock for this
fuck off europoor
Easton Carter
Hey user I want to replace my grass with some natural landscaping but I have no idea wtf I'm doing, where do you recommend starting?
Jeremiah Reyes
Why is your garden so small mate? Mine's at least 3 times yours and I still wouldn't mind a bigger one.
David Phillips
Damn it feels good to be a boomer
A real thirty year old boomer buys his stocks right
A real thirty year old boomer bought his house for half price
'cause real thirty year old boomers don't start fights
And coiners always gotta throw the dice
Trying to gamble to finally make it
But real thirty year old boomers don't check their savings
'cause real thirty year old boomers will take it
And everythings cool in the mind of a boomer
'cause thirty year old boomers think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
'cause thirty year old boomers don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' zoomers
'cause when the market barts down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a boomer
Adam James
Are those blueberry bushes?
Nathaniel Robinson
>being able to see your neighbors
lmfaoing @ your LIFE 35 year old boomer
Landon Thompson
Top fucking kek
Henry Lee
this is my favorite comment. because i 100% agree with the idea that if you can throw a rock and hit your neighbors, then you bought an overpriced piece of shit.
Carter Sanchez
That’s the face of capitalism. That’s what it looks like. If you don’t want to have to drive three hours to work and then you gotta live right next to someone.
Basically if you want land you have to live where nobody else wants to live
Jason Sullivan
Brandon Long
>Basically if you want land you have to live where nobody else wants to live
Speak for yourself my man. Why not be just an hours drive outside the city AND have land/privacy?
Nathan Perez
Because it’s usually 2-3 hours out of a major city and the major trend is closed to the city and walkability to restaurants and shops
Jacob Hughes
NYC boomer here I dont know how you yardfags deal with that shit I'd rather get punched in the dick than spend my weekend mowing and maintaining a fucking lawn and garden kys
Nicholas Bennett
not everyone is an autistic recluse that wants to live in the woods user. I would rather die than live in some rural shithole.
Isaac Turner
boomers are not obsessed with gardening, most boomers are like OPs pic. I personally am an avid cook which is why if I was OP at least 40% of that would be garden.
Julian Anderson
10/10
Brody Martin
KEK love this
Josiah King
what i don't understand about this meme is the 30yo part
the last boomer alive today would be around 54 years old.
is it the incorrect usage of the term boomer that is the meme?
Kevin Sanchez
dis nice. what i gotta do to do this my home?
Blake Jones
WOW
Benjamin Perez
Are those olive trees? Good for you if so, you're gonna be a great boomer one day. Olives need bigger space between them tho
Jace Baker
The meme is that boomer is no longer just an age, it's a mindset / lifestyle. Anyone can be a boomer if they try.
Anthony Flores
Jason Walker
Jaxson Jackson
Damn it feels bad to be a zoomer
Luke Jones
oooh, it make sense now. thanks man
Carson Reed
This.
Take your crafty aids back to etsy forum, filty neet hipsters
Sebastian Allen
You just mow in different directions each time so they don't stack up and kill the grass in lines. That's why you see diagonal lines in lawns, so people have 4 directions to choose from. I did mine in circles time before last.
Jason Miller
I've got my API bot cocked
Ready to set buy walls nonstop until I see your monkey-ass bought
And let your homies know on plebbit
Cause when it comes to this crypto shit you autists know I run it
Benjamin Roberts
nice
Adam Torres
Additionally, the meme is that anyone over 25 is a very old man indeed and is too old to be playing with cryptos on Jow Forums.
Ethan Green
I've got my API bot cocked
Ready to sell walls nonstop until I see your monkey-ass bought
And let your homies know on plebbit
Cause when it comes to crypto shit you autists know I sell it