He's not a neet

I tried this with my arm/wrist

Jacked off like that for 2-3 months

Took it off... HOOLLLLYYY FUCK, I could jack off at the speed of light, literally cummed in seconds all over my monitor. Dick was a bit chaffed though

you're going to compress your spine and end up more of a manlet than you already are. seriously

>Cope.

I'd agree about the back compression but that's why I bought a Teeter with my crypto gains last year.

Anyways, you're lucky I shared this with you. You can completely avoid a gym if you get yourself a vest. I haven't gone to one since 2016

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do you faggots really have this little hair on your chest?

Your abs seem assymetrical. In other words, deformed. Probably because of the constant pressure of the vest.
You fucked up buddy, now you have become a freakshow.

Nice how many payments of $59.99 is this? Just ordered 100k

This. Also do some Clean & press or something you literally don't have upper traps.

I once asked fit if it's normal to have only 4.5 abs. It is not :(

>USES A CASE ON HIS PHONE

ULTIMATE SIGN OF A FUCKING PLEB

>Teeter
what is this?
>You can completely avoid a gym if you get yourself a vest. I haven't gone to one since 2016
this has to be larp?

No larp just look at how fucked my vests are

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how the fuck are your arms that big from only wearing a vest?

how often and long do you wear it anyway?

I do regular lifts like curls, tricep presses, front raises, etc with them. I usually wear the vest at least 30mins to an hour everyday unless I do leg day.

My bro science is it makes my body think I'm 300lb and so everything grows to compensate for that. No idea if that's what is happening but maybe?

I have an 80 pound vest I wear but I don't sit. You should try standing while watching those charts

Yes, Jesus fucking christ guys stop responding to bait.

If anyone thinks this is a remotely decent idea it's not. It won't get you gains and you'll fuck up your joints fairly quickly too

>he doesnt know about reverse kegels.
Enjoy your hard flaccid user.

You're supposed to workup yo this weight. No different than progressive overload. I started at 30lb and added sand bags after some weeks when it felt light.

you realize that wearing that weighted vest will destroy your joints...

>it makes my body think I'm 300lb and so everything grows to compensate for that. No idea if that's what is happening but maybe?

This has got to be the most retarded thing I've read all day

>Suicide boomer

so you claim you haven't been to the gym yet you do lifts and leg day

it's clear that's not you. A vest doesn't work your biceps out

Cringe

Yeah, you just use the vest as if it was a barbell. And for legs you wear it longer and do stuff like single leg fire squats, calf lifts, and walk on an inclined treadmill at 2mph.

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This is a woman, right? I see breasts.

how good are these teeters? can i use it to fix my posture?

i have lordosis + forward neck tilt

>flat chested manlet detected

Row variations + neck curls + spend less time sitting

> obsessed with things women don't even care about detected

dirt niggers don't wear marbles you fucking jabrone

you have a little boy chest, get big faggot

>didn't even mention washing his penis
enjoy whores sprinting away from your smegma reek.

Was Goku your father figure growing up?

Severely under-fucking-rated.

It's everyone, something something environmental engineering of hormones

There's only like a few alphas in the highschools with beards now

absolutely hilarious post faggot