How much link do I need to make a girl smile like this?

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at least 8 inches

Just tell her you're in to pussy fisting.

She'll smile.

have you done this?

they dont get paid so technically its not a job

ive been lonley for a total of 6 years

hang in there fren

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Yes, with many women. They love it. They love it even more when a man tells 'em so because most of them are too ashamed to say it first.

All the money in the world won't help you get the genuine affection of a girl if you lack social skills. You know: confidence, charisma, humor, refined body language/mannerisms/facial expressions. All that is built and honed in everyday social interaction and whithers away in isolation or NEET-dom, along with the rest of your personality. Even if you are a billionaire, you still need to work towards something, challenge yourself and be able to hold your own in social situations, or better yet be able to dominate them if necessary. Happiness grows from competence, you can't "check out" and expect to be happy or get the rewards that a "winner" gets.

0 to make her laugh with you, 1+ to make her laugh of you.

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You'll be ok with what you got.
60% incredulous
10% shock
20% disbelief

I've never had a gf so far and am in my mid 20's. Although that doesn't really make me lonely.

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ugly

You're missing 10%

Trying to hard to be a passive pixie dream girl. Fucking disgusting.

goddammit why you have to remind me

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Me too, fren. About to turn 26...

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>about to turn 30
>mfw

Me too frens, me too.

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Congrats on nearly becoming a monster drinking boomer

Fuck!

10% intrigued

Goddamn guys... I was born somewhat wealthy, and made a decent amount from crypto and have a good family business. I still feel unfulfilled. I alienated myself from the only group of friends I had because I couldn't relate. They all had boyfriends and girlfriends, and had normal interests, were sociable at parties, and I was the odd one out who was always bitter and somewhat resentful of all of them.

Didn't realise I had so much in common with the others on this board.

I saw this fucking loop on an ICO page. We really are in a bubble

I have never held hands with a girl or been hugged by anyone, including my parents.

OP would you be so kind and provide the sauce for this shill grill?

youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34
2:14

>tfw have an unsociable wife
Life's good

What I don't get is how so many of us are redpilled yet there are still thirsty betas out there chasing these thots and making the situation worse for us all. Pajeet needs to be nuked off the face of the earth.

None, just show her your cock.

Unzip your pants and tell her "This is what's up lady!"

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More than 100k

>biz
>learn
Kek

>nose ring
disgusting

just become gay and you've 10x'd your number of options. finding a girl in this day and age is a fucking hurdle.

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>Ever telling your gf or future gf about your money
You guys are not gonna make it.
Once she knows she will go full vampire mode.

no, you've actually cut your options to 1/50 or less than what you had before and now you get to deal w/a huge social stigma
girls standards for straight men are so low and the neetards here dont even realize because all they can think about is getting a 10/10 instagram whore

not all attractive women are cunts
you'd know that if you actually met any, you basement dwelling beta

Sadness has covered me like a blanket. Tuck me in and let me die.

me too fren I fucking hate it

23 here damn it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is so right. "Chad" is only Chad because he talks to people all day.

Sometimes I think I'm used to it and then
>sudden gf cravings
>have a dream about holding hands with gf
>wake up
Fucking hell

fuck...we need a bull market asap so I can make it

I know that feel fren

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hang in there buddy, we are all going to make it.

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I want to have babies with her

that's not even a real smile

listen guys all you need to do is approach some girls and say "ladies you are looking good tonight!" then just walk away

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no problems with girls..
but I just don't fucking know what to do in my life that fulfills me.
I have friends, a wagie job, even going to fitness 3-4 times a week but everything feels so fucking useless.
idfk

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Become a monk

Source youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34?t=2m13s

Hang in there fren. 25 year old here ,still with my parents and 3 cats. Never had a gf or a true friend.Been on SSRIs for almost 8 years

you've gotta find your meaning, brother

Have a child. Raising a human being will give you purpose as you will always find yourself trying to set the right example (be it work ethic, social interations, general morality, etc). You'll naturally become a better person and will have a reason to work and provide. Then in 20 years when your son is NEETing and resents the shit out of you for thinking you're somehow responsible for his failures, in addition to rejecting all the life principles you've attempted to pass on to him, you can finally neck yourself.

>iktf
30yo boomer living with mommy and daddy still

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the answer is cold steel

let me guess you have some shitty office job.

We are all going ot make it brah..

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Holy shit user, that's some dark shit

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D...d...daddy ?

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I was a bookworm for a long time. I'm a single dad now and it's lonelier.

user, stop.. dont do this.. please

The parents literally create the beta NEET. They had almost full power over him, yet you decided to grandstand in an oblivious manner.

Seems like shes curious as to what she's looking is doing, expecting something entertaining she'd be able to participate in enjoyably.
Just be entertaining, nonthreatening when it's not needed and be able to interact with people and take action.
So easy...

If you really believe women are gold-digging whores why would it be your highest aspiration to make one of their dreams come true at your expense?

God damn I’m trying to get away from my gf at the moment she’s so annoying and this thread makes me want to kill myself

Why? Srs, women love it.

>cares about a woman's feels
you're never gonna make it

i watch this webm every day

does anyone know any pornstars that look like her?

that's creepy af. i do it too.
there's a big fucking difference between being lonely and not dating a girl like that. do something man, even if its just studying smth.

you can't find a pornstar like her she's pure

I tried nothings works man :'(

you're a poet man. you deserve a good life

>Been on SSRIs for almost 8 years
might as well off yourself now, your brain is completely fucked

>Didn't realise I had so much in common with the others on this board.
How do you think you ended up here. Normal well adjusted people don't work their way down the meme lines to Jow Forums.

dubs of truth

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youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34?t=2m13s

Fpbp

Can't (You) every fren from here, but I just wanted to say that I don't have a clue how I discovered chan in first place. It's like this place just found me. unreal how much I relate to some of the people here, that I didn't and wont meet probably.

Lonely advices:
-stop giving a fuck about rejection
-don't get into friendzone, tell girls that you like them more than friends,
-don't tell them that you love them straight away you creep. work your way up
-men speak with facts, women speak with emotions and feelings.
-if you are 3-4/10 like myself, act confident like you are 6 strong
-you are most likely going to end up with someone as ugly as you, not with beautiful girl like from OP, unless you are on the same level of beauty. 8-10 don't marry 3's . this ain't a movie
-lower your standards
-talk to girls , even strangers - say whatever dumb shit is on your mind - don't filter yourself
-watch SimplePickup old videos with advices about pickups etc. worked like a charm, especially one above about filtering yourself

Godspeed anons, hope you frens make it both in crypto and in love.

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What advice do you have for me user?

Mid 20's, never had a gf, have gotten attention from girls before but usually uglies.

Examples from within the last few years:
1. Retail job a bit after graduating college. A tall slim ugly faced girl, shorter than me and 3ish years younger, made it obvious she liked me by saying stuff that a girl would likely not say if she found you ugly.

2. Call center job. First week of work with a bunch of new hires. Assigned seat next to a short fat ugly girl slightly older than me. Became gushy over some little thing I didn't do but she thought I did for a bit. Even stroked my pants covered calf with her heel covered foot up and down.

user how do I get a woman who is at least okay looking and where do I meet them when I rarely leave the property besides work and filling up the car with gas?

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