/brit/

What did I do

All gone quiet...

sad to think some people can never look good no matter what they were just born with the wrong face shape

Anyone else here a master of covert wanking?

>go into the bathroom
>set the water level in the toilet really high
>start wanking
>as soon as I'm about to cum I dip the head of my cock into the toilet water
>silently cum in the water
>wipe off any tiny remainder with a tissue
>flush
>set the water level back to normal
100% undetectable

Is that the power of mewing?

Am extremely ugly

Got the beats
Listens to rap
I am a black

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Paddies are having a meltdown.

Your dick makes noise when cumming?

really

Will often wank at work and outside and have never been caught.

silently as in I'm verbally silent, the water is to hide the smell

whats with the fat exhibition at the beginning of nocturnal animals.
Do pretentious people really think that's art

Mental how there's two /brit/s

>All religions besides Christianity are gobbledygook
Feel the same way and idk why
I’m ok with Christian nonsense for some reason but internally chuckle when pagans go on about their superstitious rubbish
Got me in trouble before here

Why didn't he go far enough, lads?

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How does that faggot ice poseidon have so much money wtf

"What were you doing in there, user? We heard a bit of shuffling, then a very feint and tiny dunking sound into the toilet water, complete silence, and a flush. "

i've seen more

Going to be working drinks and canapés for rich people events

hope i don’t spill anything haha

everything's going down the tubes lads

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I'd like someone to paint a portrait of me someday.

Yes

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idk im not familiar with british history

probably cuz you're related to christians and love christmas

who?

Do not understand condoms
Why would you use a raincoat in the shower?

The rising cost of living is probably going to have to be addressed in the west sometime in the next decade odd

me
good for me because i've saved up 7k since i don't have any bills to pay

Obviously it’s just a cultural thing, but eastern superstitions are incredibly silly

some youtuber

very nice lad

Hope this amounts to some whacky tales to share with the lads on /brit/

>alone
That's me.

my parents have always wondered why theyve never seen me bring a gf over, a couple of times over the last few years from the ages of about 16 to present day mid 20s they even thought i was gay. they're from a different time when someone who didn't have a gf was like the village leper or something. they literally dont understand the modern virgin and their plight

there should be like self help books and oprah-like figures for modern people who cant move out of their house or cant get a spouse, let alone the incels.

On smoko lads

My favourite Irishman

youtube.com/watch?v=jmscbGPrkRM

maybe in australia. doubt the us government could address something that large scale before 2050

Reckon they will stop importing people en mass from other countries or price set?

watching the new crossrail documentary

A lot of religions don't try and prove their legitimacy. Being raised in a Christian culture makes others look stupid because of this

Sounds excruciatingly dull

Love being bummed, I feel so ashamed afterwards but I love it so much. Wish I were a normie.

Women shouldn't be allowed to drive

They could, but it would require limiting immigration, but democrats don’t want to do that.
They’d rather import mass illegals so they can win districts while the home owners can’t afford to live there anymore so they move and drive up the housing cost in other states

hes just an irish sargon. don't pay any heed to these lads myself, if you heard one you've heard them all

reckon they'll encourage a pogrom of the middle class and build high rise 100sqft apartments for the emerging minority immigrant wageslave class

because he was a dissenting killjoy puritan nutjob, good fucking riddance
restoration best day of my life

I want to have penis-in-vagina sex with Emma Watson.

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i like engineering and large construction projects

Because God sided with the royalists. /brit/ is a cavalier general.

Shameful bastard.

I dunno I like Irish accents and don't like black people so I like listening to his talk about how black people moving to Europe is bad. Probably the same reason so many Yanks like Sargon but I don't rate him.

Thoughts on HS2

He's right.

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should be halted and all the people who planned it hanged

Is English food good?

>they could, but it would require doing something the government has proven it's incapable of doing

Corbyn-supporting Jew here. AMA

Going farther? Like just straight up giving England to jews?

Yeah just not very exciting.

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Yes, if you have money and/or local knowledge

a very disruptive force in the price of housing will be advances in 3D printing and in robotics

imagine just straight up 3D printing a great house at a fraction of the cost that it takes to buy a new house today. you would pay less for the man power, pay less for engineering, maybe you'd pay less for the materials because they'd be easier to transport. all across the board there would be money savings.

a lot of people will lose their jobs and will have less money due to robots but a lot of stuff will become cheaper and maybe someday if these things get good enough, shit like food or housing could become virtually free if our 'borg overlords are doing all of the hard work for us building our homes and farming our food. as far as plots of land, a lot of plots of land will become vacant. self driving cars will free up a lot of parking lots. if a lot of businesses close down and become vacant we'd have all of that office space to turn into homes for people or we could even knock down those buildings, recycle them into raw materials, and use it to 3D print homes.

we just need to make sure we build a future where the robots are serving us and not the other way around. if lord rothschild fuses into a robot and starts making demands we may be fucked but otherwise we could build a great future.

thirsty

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english breakfast is good

woah

lmao
this looks like the genetically perfect East Anglian but he still looks very inbred
"the Danelaw was a mistake"
- t. Cnut

Watching a movie I was excited to watch but am now disappointed by

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED a pint gf

shes literally actually factually perfect 2bh

NEED to fuck ASAP i'm reverting to VF I can feel it

why do people from norfolk look so deformed and inbred?

Hire a prossie.

>and inbred?
yeah you just answered your own question

"Pint gf" is a filthy russian twitch thot

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>inbred
this is the reason

filthy mick cunt

Danelaw

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I hate young people

“Twitch thots” are fed by dumb incels who spend their lives online

>likes pints
>likes twitch
>is smart enough to make money by just being cute

top tier gf
whats her name on twitch id follow her

how can people behave in such an embarrassing fashion

Russians are beautiful and come from a long and interesting culture. I want a Russian gf

FILTHY
MICK
CUNT

Don't believe in that

i hate everyone

children, teenagers, young adults, middle age, boomers, elderly, niggers, arabs, women>
just fucking hate them all

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Twitch thots will be punished for eternity