This is headline news in America

this is headline news in America

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Slow news day?

our news also air dumb irrelevant stuff. just today i watched a story about 2 women who biked across the sahara. it was in the news because 700 men did it, but it was all about the 2 women.

did they get behead

Me on the left

I'd get behead by them if you know what I mean ;)

statistically 2 women doing that is more impressive if 700 men did it. Makes sense why they would talk about them because they are the outliers

Comparatively yes but it's not completely barren. North Carolina officially declared they'll be re-holding elections after the winning candidate admitted to voting fraud today.

an eagle swooped down and and shat on a atheist femenist, they all sung the national anthem and praised mcdonals, before a based black man (who supports free markets) ascended down from the heavens in fresh gear with many a brand logo and various sponserships told them to bend over as he fucked them is the ass and gave them a good pep talk about how you should want to be successfull a badly as you want to be successfull

(one of their assholes was damaged so he went to the hospital and they sorted it for 10384$)

four same numbers

* want to be successful as badly as you want to breath

Fair play on re holding elections, we'd just slap the winner on the wrist and roll with it

OP's photo happened ages ago

no not this time

why is that even relevant to the average person? i'm actually really tired of seeing 'inspiration stories' as they call it. i watch the news, to watch news. i legit don't give a shit about 7 year old sebastian who learned how to bike after losing his left foot, or some shit like that.

another thing that annoys me is that they always promote their own programs on the channel in the news. so they'll have a segment about kittens being fed vegan food, and then they'll finish it off with "you can watch our documentary about it at 20:00 on this channel" i know they are corporate but if you brand it as a news show it should live up to the standards.

reminds me of this classic

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One time when I was 8 I accidentally let the flag touch the floor. Me and my family got shit for it for years.

But you guys even use your flag as underwear, wouldn't that be worse?

You have a problem with this? Time to leave our country Mufasa.

Did you even grow up here? You're taught it's very disrespectful to let the flag touch the ground.

We have too many foreign aliens in our country it seems.

>Fox News
The entire network is literally maid and tailored for retarded boomers, it’s like the sun in the UK

Still better than CNN which is only taken seriously by double digit IQ retards.

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>still better than CNN
lol CNN is shit but nah it’s still worse you dumb magatard

welfare cocksucker detected

get the fuck out of my country

Get out of my fucking country you anarchist faggot.

Fox news was the worst in the 00s. CNN has been worse for a while now though

>Still better than CNN which is only taken seriously by double digit IQ retards.

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You have to be 18 to post here

hahahaha

On the 4th of July, I was taking the flag down because it started to rain
I pulled it down too fast and the bottom right corner touched the ground
I have since been excommunicated from my community and haven't talked to my family since

Just because it’s taught to us growing up doesn’t mean it isn’t fucking weird and idiotic you indoctrinate sisterfucking yokel retard

God I'm so tired of everything. Just let it all collapse. Just end it, let the failures of this farce of a country speak for itself, let mankind die for ever deigning to control it's own destiny. An ape that never planted a seed would've been best, for a straightforward and sustainable existence, thriving for ignorance

>You have to be a sarcastic faggot who doesn't appreciate living in the greatest country on earth to post here.

Disrespecting your flag is about the most immature thing you could do.

I agree, but why was it patriotism that sent you to this conclusion?

Fuck the flag, fuck the troops, fuck America and fuck you and your retarded inbred redneck family Cletus

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It was the posts in this thread

must feel bad to die in a completely senseless war

Culling the herd, the only people that die in these wars are poor fucking retarded rednecks who have been convinced they’ll be American heroes and world saviors by going and fighting for Israel

yikes

>but muh WMD

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I hope you, your friends, or any family you have in the military are killed by ragheads while you go fight for kikes because if you’re stupid enough to sign up and fight for literally no reason then you deserve it

Fuck America

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god i fucking hate fox news

RIP John Smith-Hernandez he died a good goy fighting for Israel

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false flag

this guy is just a douchebag trying to make anti-war people look bad

Based PATRIOTS showing Eurocucks how it's done.

>headline
Do you not know what a 24-hour news cycle is?

what?

When Jow Forums hurts your feeling to you move to Jow Forums instead.

We're living in sad times when there are douchebags on soy diets saying it's wrong to salute your country's flag.

There's a tremendous amount of middle ground between muh patriotic cletus and retarded condescending edgelords like yourself

>Reddit spacing

Reminds me of this

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And this one

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To be fair, isn't the escalator considered rare cutting-edge technology in the 3rd world?

no

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We can't read it

but why?

First one
"rabbit: did not want to talk"
Second one
"Dog that talks causes national impact"
Third one
"today is stair day"
Fourth one
"Borrows car from friend, then sells it"

>rabbit: did not want to talk
Nice

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