/brit/

/brit/ is an anthology sitcom well past its best series

find disco boring desu

requesting an update on washing machine user

bought a chocolate to elevate the ol' depression haha

in a sticky situation lads

ah yes. tottenham legend: harry rednapp's son.

hate trannies

in a sticky bun lads

pfhwoar

superior povvo genes

saw the meetup at the station, they were loud and scruffy, they smelt bad as i walked past too. very grim.

love boobs me

Anime is my life

just decalcified my bathroom

fucking based lad what's she like

glad homealone is gettinf called out, he's the worst namefag of them all
absolute cretin

home alone (not to be confused with the brit personality)

hows he getting called out? i missed the last thread

I haven't

hm, care to explain why you were namefagging just now, bud?

Oh pack it in you bunch of losers. It isn't even friday and you're talking about him. He's probably here watching and laughing at all of you.

never had sex before lads, so weird question

how common is it for the girl youre having sex with to cum at the same time as you? never? is it rare? happens sometimes? happens quite freqeuntly?

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*headbutts you square on the nose*

sue

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/brit/ is the highest iq general in the entire galaxy

made a dick of himnself and then deleted his comment and took off his name ahha now hes defending himself without the name on as if anyone would believe random anons wo0uld jump to his defence

Nothing wrong with homealone

exact same time, basically never

desu norf fc doesn't make sense, th fronting is a southern thing

the female orgasm is a myth you absolute virgin

all in his the last thread? might check the archive and read it myself

want a middle aged french woman to kidnap me and sexually use me and teach me french

Bout to go sicko mode

90% of women dont come during sex because they require more stimulation than men

any photos of the meet up?

except that was some random person trying to turn everyone against him

fucks sake can’t believe I bought all that nos shit last night
will just have to hope I can intercept the post before my parents see it hahahahahaha state of my life

aiight leggo

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the female orgasm is a myth and literally doesn't exist. There is, biologically speaking, 0 evidence for the female orgam. I'll believe it when they prove it.

haha
should have snapped them on the sly

Just got into a slight disagreement with the French catfish gf who isn't a catfish

We almost broke up but we ended up declaring our love for each other once I pathetically begged her to stay. God I fucking love her lads.

The new whip

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think of this: the female orgasm is not needed for copulation. Its an evolutionary dead end. All that matters is the man cums. Forget about her baser needs and think of your future generations.

blog on

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girls seem to believe it exists

fine example of homealone turning his name off to save face

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piss poor gimmick

love this webm

AWH WE PUTTIN IT DOWN

not a gimmick

how do good looking 5'10 lads on tinder cope
do they just lie?

the big guy has great style actually

mine

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well then kill yourself you little scrote

Never, just pump till your done and make the slag go sit on the washing machine

you can tell she wants to be raped

lol good post

Nothing wrong with a woman who knows what she wants

don’t believe you for a second

Noice. Used to drive this beauty.

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the average white man in britain is 6'1

You are a virign.

shan't be allowing you lot to dampen my positive vibes

shall be praying for you lot to find your own French catfish gfs who aren't catfishes

It's a lot of fun, not as detailed as Sim City but the Caribbean island is a nice gimmick

reckon this is just a rewatch of the girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle

How did you meet her?

> does not sit like an alpha
> man

It's like a place to choosings.

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can’t stop thinking about the 6.8 at toil who hates me lads

thats one of the problems with women; if they said this stuff ironically they'd genuinely be very funny, i mean this is the sort of thing id find amusing if posted on /brit/ (and i am difficult to amuse because have an extremely developed sense of humour) but it simply never is, sadly!

the girl with the cute ears and cute giggle is a rehash of the pastry chef gf with the pet eel

Chop another bitch nigga up
Put them body parts in the bag
Put them body parts in the concrete
Spread the concrete across the whole city
Plug a nigga up like a dead mitty
Voice in my head, got too many

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You getting your tickets?

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whisper

it's not

no posts about the meetup for a solid 15 minutes
the gay orgy is in session

You don't drive any of this shit, shut the fuck up.

Just had sex 5 minutes ago you FREAK

hope some absolute weapon takes pictures of amer at the meetup and then puts him into a headlock

I'll admit it's not the most interesting track
It's just the atmosphere of it, reminds me of a warm day with a few tinnies somewhere nice

just had sex 4 minutes ago myself

genuinely wish I lived near the meetup so I could go there and box amer in the face

no one's showed up and he's dropped his trip

Fuck is whisper

app

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grimmick

piss poor gimmick

NEED a hd slow mo webm of amer getting chinned.