Hang on, sir. I've been instructed to only allow in countries with beautiful women for the night

>Hang on, sir. I've been instructed to only allow in countries with beautiful women for the night

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Hello i would like a bottle of your finest wine brought to my VIP room

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Lemme pass mate.

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DISQUALIFIED: Vietnam, Phillipeans, Mexico

I'm so sorry sir, but please do come back on Wednesday (cute boy night)

Which state are you representing, sir?

out of my way brad

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but thats just ugly roasties

State of Tennessee, sir.

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Please come right in.

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Not him, but I am a CALIFORNIAN BVLL

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I've brought Elsa. Am I good to enter?

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>"security"

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Well hello there

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The VIP tables are up the stairs and to the right, sirs

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Thank you good sir, it seems you didn't usurp your reputation as a fine establishement

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Giving this fine establishement a 10/10 in the review.

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New Jersey here, our girls are so well known we even had a song written about them.

based, me as well

what county? for me it's somerset

essex

quebec reporting in

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County Kildare reporting in

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Dear Gentlemen,

After having carefully examined your request I have promptly googled "New Jersey girls" and was met with this.

It pains me to say that not only will you not be allowed in, but you are also requested to leave the premises immediately.

Thank you,

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Sorry for keeping you gentlemen, I'll take your coats and validate your parking as a recompense.

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wtf

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Much obliged, boss

*pukes

I'm so sorry to be a nuisance but may I be so bold as to request a valid example?

I have forwarded your image to management, sir. I have a feeling that the decision will be overturned based - exclusively - on the lady to the very left.

Did somebody say beautiful women?

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I believe I'm the owner of this club, young man.

Everyone's invited to the VIP, it's my joint

Why is Jordan the one guarding this club? What do the women there have that are so special that they get to guard this club?

H-hello sir, I've left this picture on your desk. What do you think?

Well go on then, we're waiting.

hello

Im sticking my neck out here sir but if this beautiful specimen is actually from New Jersey then I dont think there's going to be a problem. I apologise for the misunderstanding. Please have this promotional tequila bottle on the house.

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And from which part of the United Kingdom are you joining us today, sir?

thank you sir

Actual Jersey girls aren't like this and nobody HAS been in over a decade, this is propaganda from less relevant states to try to boycott NJ's empire

That's what I thought.

You gonna let me in or what?

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Hello sir i belive you know me as a regular customer and a VIP in your establishment

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Oh naturally sir. Norway, Colombia and France all have VIP entrance tickets, did you not receive yours?

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exactly, the only girls that actually are on that level of ugly are most blacks and girls that go overboard on makeup.

Not for this event, no. But I'll let it slide, mistakes happen

I'm sorry sir. I thought your country specialized in the manufacturing of cute boys only. Please do come in behind the Norwegian gentleman

(kindly remember no canned fish is allowed on the premises)

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that fucking beauty mark hnng
i wish her chest wasn't so w i d e tho

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alri lads lets get this party started

*turns on KendrickLamarVEVO*

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*puts on the best movie ever for the lads to watch*

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Oh please, do come right in sir. Wow you're looking tall

No

let me in

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Imagine me fucking her mouth.

Please come right in Italia

still no

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based

What about beautiful boys?

kek

Uăi lemme in

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Wo(man). Does Felipe count?

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