Finished the army, what do?

Heh, yeah it was my dream to go to USA and funny enough I found a Jewish girl here, I am still chasing (pathetically) although I don't want this to be a relationship post so moving on

I did a lot of odd jobs, Even stole trousers form kele 4. I was a guard and a cook. didn't go well in Givati though
At the end of my service I was calling my mefaked 'Mein Fuhrer' he didn't understand so I explained it to him and he thought I was a Nazi but in the end, he was calling 'Mein Fuhrer' too

I don't want to sound like a defeated bitch so c'mon
tell me stories of your travel as well

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I speak, But I don't know how to write or read for shit. I am moving soon and I will study then.
I also love Italian language and food, as for people, well I don't know many people but I had a pleasant experience with them.

You are on Jow Forums mate, doesn't matter who are you because from the getgo, you are assumed to be a weeaboo faggot.

I don't like Jewish people

could italians pass as locals in Israel? Are there many italian jews?

ashkenazi are basically just converted italians

Funny enough, I know Canadians here too.
why don't you like Jews, not everyone in Israel is a Jew.

Israel is first world Schlomo

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You clearly never been in Eilat.

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Control the banks and media and push the destruction of traditional societal norms and gets the US into foreign wars. But I'm sure that some Israelis are nice

suicide

Who cares about that desert, move north and see the development there

Cheers cunt.

I will be in the center soon

yeah i expected this lol
is that you

>Even stole trousers form kele 4. I was a guard and a cook. didn't go well in Givati though

wat?

wats it like to be in the israeli army? did you make some hebrew frens atleast?

It is an experience that I still don't know if is should regret it or not, If you decide to skip a day and not go to your base you will be sent to jail (kele4 or Kele6). or if you fuck up in other ways

Givati is the unit where I wanted to serve as an elite soldier but I fucked up and did other various odd jobs.

as for friends, Yeah I did make friends and I did get respect in my base, on the previous base I was not but I didn't let it get to me. I made some soldier friends before I was even a soldier, and I wanted to have a relationship with this one particular girl, but she doesn't want a relationship and she rejected me often. I am not surprised though, I was a dick and a lazy cunt but, I am patient. I will study and try again. Be better you know.

I am in touch with some people from the army, not many though.

so you stole pants from prison? ...why

hat was the average day like? was it like a bro environment? any cool stories?

Because it was a cool idea that I got from this bloke who served in the army as well and they do look badass, its a camouflage military uniform from USA.

as for the average day, It depends what unit you are in. In training we had to wake up, shave clean up... basic Army shit, as a cook you had to wake up at 5 and be in the kitchen at 6 and sometimes I had to cook for 3000 people 3 breakfast lunch and supper. As for being a guard I only had night shifts so it was fairly chill but I had to get accustomed to enjoy being alone because it all I was and make sure not to get way too depressed by that, Buddist mentality helped me out though.

I was serving with man and women and we were all bros, with guys it's simpler. like bros you know, we are in this shit together so we deal with it, as for chicks well the language barrier was a bit difficult but they were nice and one got injured so I had to climb in the fridge to get her some ice (it's a freezing storage unit) but they were cool

as for stories, well in my perspective, nothing happened, that's the thing, it was nothing.

how did people disrespect you?

...are you a poltard? why did you call your boss fuhrer?

it wasn't like bullying or some stupid shit like that. I was just annoying to them, I didn't speak the language and I would as them for shit. Like I needed a hand to hold, but after I changed base my Hebrew got better and I was able to communicate more or less. I also understood how they live and talk to one another

As for polltardation, I cut my own hair which is very short, so I look like a skinhead. I think that if you do your hair like that, you don't have to bother with your hair again. So I entered my base and my Israeli friends would call me a nazi so I pretend to talk in German and imitate Hitler, for shits and giggles.
I called my commander Fuhrer because it's a common joke to call you commander Hitler but they do it behind his back (and it isn't that common) but I just straight up told him to his face and he did the Nazi salute as well.

So go to ulpan? Watch Jordan Peterson? Go to synagogue? Become religious? Go on shidduch? Start a family and move to a yishuv?

>So go to ulpan?
No, I did that once and I am better off doing it alone.
>Watch Jordan Peterson?
Why? I agree with cleaning up your room and stop being a slob, but I don't know him much. please explain.

>Go to synagogue? Become religious?
dude, I am Russian, not Jewish and I doubt I will be a good Jew

>Go on shidduch? Start a family and move to a yishuv?
That would be nice, a family and kids but I am not looking to do that. Kids hold you down and even if that, I still need a girl for that but she is a stubborn one.

I do appreciate it though user

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so what do you want to do now

you have a bunch of frens why not just work some odd jobs while spending the weekends drinking

Ocтaвaйcя в cвoeм Изpaилe,eвpeйcкaя пcинa

Friends is a strong word, bros sure but I am focused on something else.
I will work at a factory or some shit now but if you notice this is why I created a thread. As for drinking, I drink a lot now and that is getting to my head, I get withdrawals so I stop, at least for a while before I ended up drinking in a pub wondering what the fuck happened.

>As supposed to stay in Russia.
Udachi pidor

>Finished the army
How long did it last

>Finished the army, what do?

fuck chickens and pigs and random holes in walls and call em ur personal goyim?

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do you drink alone? thats not such a bad life and besides all friends are really just "friends"

did the army make you wear boots did they smell

return back to ukraine

Yes, I drink alone most of the time but I am not making that a problem, I see that its bad so I am fixing it. I do drink with friends, well friend not often. Friends have been an absurd thing in my life, Israel is a 4th country I live into traveling and making friends isn't a problem you know but its all good.

I did wear army combat boots, they do smell but if you wear clean socks every day its not a problem, I do prefer having good hygiene.

3 years for me, since I was in jail I had to make the time for it

That's a plan, thanks user kek.

>3 years for me, since I was in jail I had to make the time for it

why were you in jail

Study in a gorv-funded college, work for the army for awhile then quit and move somewhere nice. Cant think of anything better really

Not Ukranian
Ya iz Rostova Vasya

I can't go back man, but as for gorv-funded college, I think about thatNot Ukranian
Ya iz Rostova Vasya

I can't go back man, but as for gorv-funded college, I think about that

This was a nice Thread, carry on ahead if you want but I just want to say thank you all, I liked the company

Watch this
youtu.be/qeF3Sx_IGvE
And plan on moving to Canada they have a good immigration policy.

>the media
Only in muttland
>the banks
That's the irish
>and push the destruction of traditional societal norm
That's women.

>I did wear army combat boots, they do smell but if you wear clean socks every day its not a problem, I do prefer having good hygiene.

do you have cute yid feet

thanks you too

Probably refused to serve so military jail.

Yeah, I think about moving to Canada,
I just really like women here

I wanted to get 5-9 so yeah I was a deserter but I gave my self up and got what I wanted in the end.

No, I got comments on how big they were and weird looking.

Women here aren't special they just look like a mix between a bunch of stuff... You'd get something similar in some areas of the US or Canada probably...
Knew someone who tried to commit suicide twice in jail and got released.

I went to jail 4-5 times, and it was kele4 for a few days if not couple of weeks, I didn't get to go to kele6, I heard its bad out there, I was just fine

as for women, yeah I have my eye on someone who is mixed but so am I

Jews are all mixed even the "non mixed" ones.
And you should probably learn some Hebrew if you want to be with her I guess.
Unless she knows Russian that works too..

Can you let me into your secret conspiracy? I'm fin with a black gf as a salary.

She speaks like an infidel, hehe it was cute hearing her speak the language, but yeah I did fuck up bad, but honestly. It what gets me up in the morning you know, at least attempt to be with her... anyways, sad shit hours isn't something I can afford

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what is a 5-9?

You should do that with countries that would trade you a camel, here is hummus and it expires really fast.

it's the days you can get to be in the base and at home, however, it isn't official so some cornels will lie that the thing even exists because the fewer people know of it the better. 5 days on the base, 9 days freedom at home.

The English of 90% of Israelis is awful.
Local accent is awful and 5 units is a joke passed it with 95+ with ease and I never actively practiced English.

>tfw got 89 and it was the only subject i always did well in
ain't no rest for the brainlets