/brit/

*Blocks your path*
Oi, so u wanna shag me sister? Fat chance mate

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Anyone here take Maca?

Want to feel her paki curry spices on my knob for the extra sensation innit

Armed Cornish Rebels have taken over the south west lads

hope you get hair soon as well

I was in Glasgow for work on Thursday and I saw a tramp sitting next to runny pile of yellowish goop. I'm not sure if it was poo or vomit but it has made me depressed ever since.

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thanks for giving me that post i asked for mate cheers

It was leftypol

didnt ask

what were you doing there lad

first off

fuck your bitch and the clique you claim

Yeah, didn't really feel a buzz. Did speed instead.

If you were to be executed, what would be your preferred way of death?
Proper hanging (neck snaps)
By fire team
Gas
Electric chair
Injection
Guillotine

fucking state of this pepe

*hurls a better quality version at you*

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probably had a spice attack

basil can do that to a man

I was visiting another branch of our business as a sort of cultural exchange.

going to listen to this "snail mail" character for the first time, shall report back my findings

Sorry la didn’t know my sister was in Scotland if u see her again tell her we want her to come back and we miss her x

Death by a thousand cuts

firing squad

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brapping

look at this lizard

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Brexit to the head

injection or fire team

Got high with someone outside today and highly overestimated what we smoked, the walk back home felt like days
btw if anyone says "blog on" ill selfh arm

brexit brexit brexit
the german never stops

saw a qt paki lass in jd sports earlier on

>homealoneeveryfridaynight
>blog on
>"fuck off you cunt" to everyone who replies to 190cm
>fUCK oFF nEURO tYPICAL
>popularity of cope/neurotypical in /brit/
all from one poster, we are spoilt lads

YEAHHH.

didnt ask

vlog on

Want to suck on those fingers

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blog off

i saw a tent pitched in the small grass patch on a dual carriageway near heartlands hospital earlier
was a white fella sitting next to it too in one of the most pakified areas in birmingham lmao

firesquad
its instant and theres something epically romantic about it 2bh

Going to get a chinkys lads but I can't decide so YOU decide for me:
a) deep fried prawn satay
b) salt and pepper chicken
rice or chips? Or both?

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instagram.com/p/BuESshEBH0M/

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sat here fingering my arse

sound lad

might try and do grad school in the UK lads
might try to bring a cute british girl back home with me and marry her x

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didnt ask

classic Dave post

Fuck of Gujjew.

the date went well

but then the handle of his bedroom door broke off and we got locked inside for an hour while we waited for his flatmate to get back and pop the window for us to climb into her room from the balcony

pic related for proof, its me unscrewing her anti-suicide window safetylock

why does this kind of stuff only happen to me? if i hadnt happened to be carrying a screwdriver we would have been in real trouble

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who's going to win tomorrow? liverpool or man utd?

bigmac

Both. You're already a fat cunt, just get both, you obese bastard.

A men dressed up as a girl

yodeling

which flag

do you think I care if you asked for it? do you think i post for your please you jumped up little prick? how about you sling your hook from this thread before i spark your jaw across the pacific ocean sunshine

>haha le epic kot
want to know why you'll never get a gf?

thats not a paki you dumbfuck

blog on

That's a goy....... a guoy dressed up as a Sheila! Look at that!

'you on about mate

heading to an early grave unless i curb my coke use

dont care though

fuck off you fucking bent cunt henry you fucking spastic

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the comedy writers the BBC hire seem to find dogging to be very funny subject matter

das a noice lizard.

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the entire continent of asia can be classified between "paki" and "chinky"
there is not a single asian country that doesn't fall into one of those categories

blog the fuck on

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why

Could get hit by a bus tomorrow
Good luck on the search for happines

girls like cats you virgin

are these vagina stretching exercises?

so does my dad
it’s bare cringe

was about to do a line until i saw this post
still am going to do that line though

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what about the sentinelese

100% wojak reply rate to the lizard post

love how oxford gets the virgins' piss boiling on here hahaha

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imagine her doing all of that on your face

tremendous and amazing and awesome post!

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paki bastards simple as

only fat autistic spastics that frequent reddit like cats

Subscribed, upvoted, thumbs upped, shared and liked!

DABONT (DIDN'T ASK; BLOG ON, NEUROTYPICAL)

fuck RIGHT off henry you bent twat

D'ABO

I want to be executed by her thighs. I want her to crush my skull, while I'm inches away from her pungest axe wound.

FUCK.

rude and unnecessary

you need jesus

if girls jumped off a cliff, would you?

Moni's meetup went well guys!

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Go study you dumb zoomer

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reading today's issue of the atlantic

youtu.be/f9v4AL3SquY
staying at my brothers and am going to get really drunk really fast and hopefully pass out so I don't have to talk to him cause he annoys me when I'm drinking with him 2bh

DABONTFNS