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>make a pinterest account
>make a profile
>suddenly the website won't load
>whitelist it on all my filters
>still won't load

real fucking cool
i just wanted to look at pics of houses

>smart watch
hat

London's trains are ridiculous compared to the rest of Britain

the goal

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dave's in here
tell him to come home

i don't live in london but it's still peng to visit
if you're english and never have a reason to go to london then you're a sad case

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N*ggers give me attention?

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Why do so few places accept American express

Mediocre goof that people praise because wow shes cute AND can kinda sing and play a guitar wow shes so talented
Get a grip you little orbiter poof
Would love to go to one of her gigs and just spin all you wasters jaws like battling tops

I shag

the goal (subedition)

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And so what if I love this shithole, what if I like everything in it
But her womb so poluted Vietnam lo and behold, fucking paradise land

Because you're in Europe and not America

eating a fart

SHE KICK MY DOG

might play some apex legends

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why are you so upset rorke
can't handle a strong, talented womyn?

yes she is supposed to be weird, daffo

didnt ask

uhh, I'm a personal army cuz only I would serve when the bomb drop but shit aint gay cuz of motherfucking George

how can her appearance be so paedomorphic at age 30? does she have some congenital illness

Join my squad

lol

no

always thoguht croyden was in scotland

vietlad is on some shit lmao

Do you remember the last time you were truly happy and content in life?

feels like a sunday night not a saturday, weird desu

didnt ask

Wish I was a New England WASP

it was about 3 hours ago when my willy was sliding into a fanny

yeah, going to feel it again tonight when i get drunk

reminder that americans haven't unlocked contactless technology yet and infact still have to give a signature when they use their card

You did

lads how do i stop flirting
i flirt without thinking about it
>talking to an acquaintance who lives in hawaii
>mention the volcanoes
>ask if she's ever seen lava
>she says "oh yeah i've seen LOTS of lava"
>i say you'll have to tell me more about that some day
>she looks shocked
>realize what i just did

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i go to the malls and i ball too hard
"oh my god, is that a black card?"
i turned around and i said, why yes
but i prefer the term african american express

no

*holds up shagger license*
*barges into your home and shags your mum*

didnt ask

(you)

yeah earlier when i took 4 tramadol

I GOT MYXOMATOSIS
I GOT MYXOMATOSIS

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this entire scenario was fabricated

this basicly whenever i'm proper drunk I feel decently content desu

Over a decade ago now
hehe

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

Summer camp when I was 14

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guys a loon

the london paki is here.
i can smell it.

fuck off idiot go and blog elsewhere

I miss her so much. I wish she would dump her rich boyfriend and come back to work

>>she says "oh yeah i've seen LOTS of lava"
honestly would have no idea how to reply to this

yea when i won an archery comp in the summer or when i hit a satori state on lsd

yeah
like June last year

101938271
dont understand this post does lava mean something different in american english?

Took me 3 days to run up the shore but damn thing dumb as dog cuz of panpie n shieet cuzz

don't know what to do with my life
all jobs look boring and grim

yeah defo gonna happen mate keep fighting the good fight haha
*walks off and talks to someone less depressing*

yanks, am i right

me too user, im dyin'

wypipo think piri piri chicken is spicy lmao

Watching shes all that

He's here all day long.
I seen him on here this morning sperging out and trying to start fights nitpicking over some post.

You're all not really humans, you're just all bunch of weird ass attention seeking faggots (no I'm not possibly projecting)

>he hasn't studied the Berlin Codex
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you're all p-zombies

>laughinggirls.jpg

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Most of the time now since age 24

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thats terrible
me, i just want to earn enough to be comfortable and have enough free time to read and watch films regualrly and maybe travel a bit

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brum

It happens often to me
-_- when will I get laid

big narcissist me
wish i could put a lid on it

Dude lame as fuck lmao

sometimes i go a week or two without anything to give me anxiety, those are good

amazing how just being pretty makes me care what she has to say

Dont get why virgins always post webms or pictures of random actresses just talking

Literally gimp tier

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fair play lad

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To shine, to shine, to shine, to shine
I hustle, I flex, the world is mine
So please believe, allow the greaze
These niggas disease, don't speak we squeeze

any word on poleys meet up?

What is a brum? The only brum i know is a car

ancient gimmique

joe joyce sucks arse

doing a watch

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