/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

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boring thread so far

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Girl said I look like a fuckboy but I’m cute so she gave me her number
Jokes on her because I’m a virgin

Me: black shirt
you: red shirt

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what could they have possibly done to deserve it??

i dont remember this anime

Want to drink

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Never had chicfila

Everytime I pass by the drive through is packed

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What's your favorite SNL sketch?

I can't find the orginal but for it's this
youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkNrufSwQ

i had low testosterone in the womb and i look several years younger than i am

am horny, frens

m00t made a nice little twink

Chad jawline

Is Caturday even a thing still

RIPip, luggage lad

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youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk

mmm it's really hard to say, best be on good behavior though from now on though

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It's the same here :(

Mudkipz was a good meme

the best SNL sketch is objectively celebrity jeopardy, you plebs

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Why are women so awful at being on time?

>it's another night of posting on cum instead of getting filled with cum

do the tinder

>Why are women so awful?

...

What race would I (Carlos) create with this girl

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Because they are all filthy sluts

shitskin mutt

Probably all the make up they have to apply to appear presentable.

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for sure

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Has anyone played Monster Hunter World? Thinking of getting it despite not being the biggest Monster Hunter aficionado.

This was probably the only time where Fallon was funny
youtube.com/watch?v=8Zq3KCBed5Q

nu-snl is straight dookie

so SNL is just a jeopardy parody?

Having to fill out captchas is cancer

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There's only room for one of us (Carlos) here.

We must duel to the death.

this 2bh

>not terd ferguson

idk nothing abot American football

god eater > monster hunter

crossdressed 9s is one of the best things

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Go be a good supporter of Jow Forums and pay for a pass :^)

Every sketch is either a game show parody, friends at a restaurant or politics

sean connery on jeopardy was pure comedy gold

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You really are a schizo, you seemed very happy to have another Carlos here like a week ago

An autistic janny on /v/ confused me for someone else and banned my pass, honestly considering buying a spare at this point

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+some weird guest panel for a company
youtube.com/watch?v=zwkySqQU8tw

Do you guys want me to kms?

why are they both looking at the cat

>paying hiroshimoot to ban you

God Eater 3?

Kanye on SNL was kino but even their musical guests suck now

NO racism

which poster are you

pipe down shitskin

>God Eater 3?
Yeah although any of them are good they're just MH clones with better controls and some fun stuff like bullet building

genuinely think he's either legitimately retarded or split personality of some sort

>Clearly being ironic as I always am
>people mistake my obvious shitposts as unironic
Big yikes I love Canadian Carlos

Absolutely not

/v/'s mods are probably more inept than /a/'s mods/jannies

I am NOT ALLOW bullying cute beaner guys

the elite will use global warming as a way to start WW3

I come here couple times a week and say random stuff. Not a regular

maybe a bit of racism

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>You wake up in new america

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what did i learned when i burned dow the house

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>/v/
>mods

why is the canadian border all squiggly now?

I want to racemix with a white girl

Yeah they've had some pretty shit tier hosts and musical guest recently

>Only made up of flyovers
Lol, I'd be ok with this

9s is just the best

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As long as you are not black it's ok

I want to befriend a cute e-check gamer girl. Be like her secret benefactor in teh shadows

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Yo niggas

Weed legal now

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what do you have against blacks?

>/v/'s mods are probably more inept than /a/'s mods/jannies
He banned me for ban evasion for replying to a spammer in a thread where I had multiple posts on my pass the fucker was literally just blindly banning for a few minutes straight makes me wonder how many others he accidentally banned

Both my brothers have racemixed with white girls

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thx

Based cascadia better allow (black) slavery
Okay love u too Carlos

I want to racemix with a latina with a PHAT ass

Are you talking about me? :3

why black? they can just pull spics out of cali and texas by the millions

no ur pretty ugly bud

I got warned here for jokingly saying *reported* despite me not actually reporting anyone

>accidentally
I'm sure he was just taking the piss the

Based Carlos poster

Blacks are the most genetically distinct from whites race. At least with a beaner or took the kid will have some white traits

Every time I post my face on this site the gays tell me I’m cute

> At least with a beaner or took the kid will have some white traits

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i can make u buy my pen

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