>dad comes into room talking about something
>talk to him about said thing
>he asks hows my crypto stuff doing
>show him how much money my trading bot has made
>he seems happy
>looks up at wall at pic related
>asks who the two guys are
>start sweating really bad and manage to come out with some bullshit
>"Well their two french tv stars and when ever they get in trouble with the police the price of cryptos shoot up , its kinda like a joke"
>dosent say anything
>walks out
Why is making money easier than being a normal human?
My farther just lost all hope in me
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What kind of autist prints memes?
If you can't give the quick run down on the bogs dont have them on your wall.
Back when we wuz selling rockz, we used to beat our autistic kids to ground them.
Grug knows how to treat his son!
Pretty sure you're dad didn't give a fuck and didn't even take notice of this.
Whats the problem?
>printing out memes
REEEEEEEEEE NONONONONO
this is why i come to Jow Forums
whether or not you took the effort to print and poorly hang these just to take a picture as b8
or you are genuinely one of the weirdest people in your state
i thank you
Does your dad fart on you?
I too print memes and tape it to my wall
we're gonna make it
You are speaking to someone who was going to dress up as a bear and attack wooden circles with coins names on them with an axe while filming it all.
Ez. Stop printing gay memes on your walls.
be honest op, he lost hope a long time ago
Please explain. I would like to see this.
Link or it didn't happen
Cringed hard even if that's not you
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAH
I AM FUCKING DYING
Well I had ordered a bear costume on amazon and was gonna do it but I ordered it on my old bank card so the payment never went through m I have been contemplating actually doing it though. The video would consist of me saying a bunch of shit like "crashing this market with no survivors" then going ham on the wooden coins.
I have not done it yet but am tempted.
This is what happens when normie fags wander off too deep into Jow Forums. They ruin the memes by fucking printing them out.
Atleast...
You not have chainlink memes on wall
There hope 4u yet
explain how this is possible geniuses
T-Thanks. That's enough for today.
people have multiple sources of light in their house
not sure what we're supposed to see. looks like part of his roof is lower than the rest of it, that's it
The absolute state of biz
its the cornoer of a room that turns into a flat wall, not possible
your dad sensed you were bluepilled on the bogs and walked away with disgust
next time
only way you can redeem yourself is by sending him this video: youtube.com
Im not as bad as I use to be , I use to print pol memes out and stick them on my door.
you're just seeing it weird because of the perspective and low lighting
could be two roof heights, could be drywall damage
It is possible.
>making money is easy
>lives off parents money
It all makes sense now
I was actually gonna show my mother that one but decided against it.
You print out memes dude. You're beyond human help.
One of the props for the video
why would you have the need to print out fucking Jow Forums memes
sure they are funny, but its not something you litter your home with
be glad your father didnt beat your autistic ass
We have achieved peak autism. Please tell me you hold LINK? This would unironically be a bullish signal
I myself do not hold chainlink though I have thought about getting some so I can post in link marine threads.
I don't see cringe in that. You were wrong by trying to explain memes to your parent. I'm actually curious why he didn't ask about Bobo.
And that's a cool idea. Bizonacci video influenced one of the biggest exchange to name a protocol after his video so do it.
Protip- rent a proper camera or buy one on ebay then return it after shooting. Don't shoot shit with phone because quality will be itself cringy enough for it to look stupid.
load bearing beam , he lives in an apartment, which means the dad story is , hopefully, a troll. The idea of some poor /bizlet/ eking out a living grinding crypto for tendies in the spare room in his boomer dad's apartment is just too sad.
>he took down the "im not fucking selling" meme
bearish
I live in a house with my parents , they are not gonna kick me out at 19.
You think this person is a normie ???
Literally the opposite
Please do, and bless you for being yourself buddy. The world needs more people like you who don’t apologize for liking what they like
That one fell off the wall due to heat , when it happend I took it as a sign. I also recent got these statues and I tap both of their heads three times when I wake up for good luck.
Pic didn't upload for some reason
this guy fucks
Dat Python
OP can I see your bot code pls
>he printed the memes
>he has comitted that which shall not be done
The meme society is coming OP, I suggest you take those memes down ASAP.
These are the returns from the trading bot from last month with it trading a small amount, not sure I wanna just share the code though.
please do this and upload it
How did you learn to codes bot? Got any resources you can share to learn?
some user splilled a tradingview script a few months ago thats 90% accurate at predicting movements
turned 50$ into 750$ so far, and thats just using the 8 hour candles on it, with 10x-25x leverages which i consider safe long term if you can get a good entry
desu if i knew how to make a bot and add in that script, it would probably make me rich, but i cant even make a simple program that opens the dvd drive on bootup
How can I convince you user
I will share any improvements I make
>learn python(super easy , my mind is really good at this stuff)
>learn how async works in python
>pip install websockets
>pip install requests
>look at the exchanges api docs
your are done
I work off 1 hour movements but there are lots of very "accurate" trading view scripts the (ANN) ones that only work well through back testing. You need to make a NN for it to be that accurate working forwards.
Yo, OP. I'm just starting my first bot in python. Do you have any advice you could share in regards to making a profit?
Link? Im a software engineer. I might be able to adapt it to something and share.
pajeets asking for bot incoming
Ya'know, OP, if we could just add each other on steam that'd be cool I'm 21.
You shouldn't tell me your secrets or nothing, could be fun to bounce ideas though.
script is already accurately working forwards i think, it is being fed data from coinbase and bitfenix all the time, and you can make it work all the way down to 30 seconds
it did predict the last two pumps a couple of hours before they happened
>async python in 2018
only problem is that major breakouts always happens when im asleep (eurofag), so i can never react to them
glad im in a 25x long position since 5800 though
I also bought this for a video idea, theres quite an embarrassing story around it as well.
>I tap both of their heads three times when I wake up for good luck
I love you user
story time
theres two stories here
>have to go in to bank to get this lock on sepa payments on my account removed
>have had this kippah and a bunch of nations flags on my wall for a while one of the flags being isrelas
>I say to my mother that if I go into the bank wearing it I will be taken far more seriously and will be seen first as I will get to skip the quee
>she says no before we leave the house so I put it in a coat pocket
>get in car and drive towards bank
>as I get out the car after she parks she spots it and says no so I put it in glove compartment
>I forget about it being there
>one day after I had forgot all about it my parents went to a garage to try and get something fixed on the car that was not working just right
>go looking for the car manual
>find the kippah instead
>they said that didnt say anything as they just knew it was mine/ something I would do
>my dad had no idea I even owned one
Pajeet here. Code for massive rupee gains, pls sir much thank sir.
Nice Bobo
wait are you certified autist
Your dad left the room because you insulted the Bogdanoff Twins and now he's making a phone call.
You're dead kiddo.
>being this autistic
You're gonna make it.
For people wanting to talk about bots and what not join
/rytcg5
and I will help you when I am free.
No , I have friends and have been in relationships and can talk to people fine. I am also good at maths and programming , its like I got to get alot of the spegs upsides while also getting alot of normie upsides. I dont know what this makes me.
Sucks that your dad doesn't laugh at memes desu. Show him a racist one to make him think you're ok and to bond
Quality thread
>literal autists gets girlfriends and you are still waiting for your first physical contact with a girl
All you need is non autist friends and alcohol or weed :^)
Is it autsim or do I just not care anymore?
weed and alcohol is gay af
gas
Yeah but for that evening the autism is suppressed enough for your normie friends gfs friend to want to fuck you
gonna have to find some friends first then
you're not gonna get far with that if you think alcohol and weed are 'gay'.
faggot.
>wants gf
>doesn't wanna participate in normie drugs that get you the pussy
not gonna make it.
Lmao retard. The white with popcorn is ceiling. The rest is wall. Where the popcorn ends, there's a higher ceiling on the right side, out of view. The wall goes up to meet that ceiling, out of view
T. Can't into perspective
Or you could read the situation as your parents don’t dislike you if they let you live at home (and you know they won’t kick you out- clearly their acceptance of you has been broadcast over time) and your dad is trying to relate to you. He remembers you as you were at age 2 and playing with you back then and is just trying to interact with his son. Boomers suck at this stuff, he might have been hoping you’d talk to him longer. Although I don’t totally discount the chance he is a vengeful boomer.
I have a 2-year-old and can’t imagine not being interested in what he’s doing. Granted he hasn’t had much time on earth to piss me off/disgust me.
whats the second story
never stated i wanted one
just curious to see that literal autists gets gfs and i've had a dry spell for 23 years, despite being financially well off
i accepted my life as an virgin/incel a long time ago
Based bobo
>dry spell
Its easy to get laid, far harder to find someone that's wife material.
Now I'm interested
>despite being financially well off
you're thinking too hard about this bud. Get a few drinks in ya and go talk to some women. It's easier than you are making it out to be.
>have friends over
>they find that somewhere and I say I only have it as a joke
>my mother overhears and says "well he could be jewish he is circumcised"
>everyone laughs at me because its really uncommon in my nation
t...thanks mom
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Start running linux
You do you man, expressing artistic thoughts is a valuable step towards entrepreneurship.
I have a dual boot for when I need to use rocm stuff
Do I need anything else?