No shells will be mad in August

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The turtle eggs hatching by then?

You mean Oyster shells?

Slow and steady my friend

dear me does this scamcoin still exist?

Actively

I've got 335k TRTL. Will a woman ever want to touch my benis?

What happens in August? Will they have this shit on a real exchange? Sitting on 2 mil mined turtle.

That would.be nice, shit, even coss exchange would pump this to 3 sats. Doesn't even need a real exchange. Just something new.

Do not be left without shells /biz. Unironically the only post I will ever make again about this project. I always give crumbs when they present themselves - giving back to those whom did the same for ETH and NEO a while back on /biz

It's frustrating. The only thing keeping it from hitting an exchange not hosted in some dudes basement is the dev team and their boner for anonymity. Shit, they could just use surrogates but apparently community is all it takes.

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It makes it easier to accumulate though until it really pops off in the next month or two. The fomo here is gonna be insane when they see those 1000% gains.

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Is turtle messenger ready to use?

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5milly here, accumulating to 25milly this week

I've got 100k am I gonna make it?

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You'll make it to a nice car/a long sweet vacation/retiring in Thailand, no problem.

Thanks fren

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18MM sittin pretty

fuck off scam fucks

>turtlecoin actually going to implement FULLY PRIVATE DAPPS.
>dero too busy fucking around and banning devs in their chat

can't wait for next year's ICO fomo. Say goodbye to kyc and other restrictions that have been blocking moon missions. Turtlecoin will bring the wild west back. Don't buy now, just mine.

yeah here's a message I ran across just skimming the chain. you can decode it with the decode script in the repo like this

ee1de1975afd9a980b74d008c810ce4cb1835bd677a21196dedb74a64e75df00

it translates to a document called "The Hacker Manifesto" by "The Mentor"

Anons refuse to understand things like this. Anons will continue to miss undervalued projects like this because they are not listed on Coinmarketcap.

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no

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Sorry for not updating you guys on shelltube. I've been busy with other things. backend is halfway complete right now. front end needs work (pic related) and I hate working with html+css.

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Hey Mr shelltube guy, I've noticed there is already a shelltube out on the interwebs is it possible that turtletube could be the new name? Thanks for the update

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What is the word on trtl being available on other markets?

Nice. If that also makes use of IPFS it might make DTube its bitch, kek.

Let's see if they even bother with a lolsuit.

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I'm keeping the shelltube name. It's what the community voted for

looks interesting. I might just use this
I wouldn't know

>Front end needs ""work""
>shows html level literally from Windows 95 era

I know html/css are absolute shit to work with but c'mon kek

Slow and steady, fren.

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frontend is time consuming. the html needs to be simple so I can focus on what's important right now.

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That looks nice.

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ya, they're really going on out on this scam. the devs are developing with serious pace and even contributing to other projects lol

they're so dedicated to this scam they're development is actually outpacing many serious coins. it's hilarious. my favorite part is how they had no premine and give out thousands of coins in their discord. like, what scam does that? these guys know what's up.

kek

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Hell of a lot more being developed than chainlink.

>they're
their*
fuck, i suck

>Good catch user; I almost down-voted your post for grammar.

thanks man.

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Lately I've been looking at TurtleCoin and it's amazing how undervalued they are IMO. The community is amazing, they have a shit ton of GUI wallets written in like 6 different programing languages. Mining is piss easy and its completely open source. They even have an Android watch face, name another coin with a fucking watch face. And the market cap on this thing is only like 700,000 right now. Once they get back in the BTC market I expect this thing to take off.

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I have just over 1 million turtle
if this could pump to more than 1 sat i'd be happy

10 sats would buy me a new car

Dude how much TRTL do you have?

>tfw our world is actually just one big illusionary city on the back of a giant stone turtle and the turtlecoins are just the first step for society to introduce the common folk to the turtle beyond the border
youtube.com/watch?v=-gq6wLPIQVQ

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I'm expecting 10 sat by EoY 2019. If you want to know why check out their git and their development plans.

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Its just one really big city though. Don't taint my animu with your shitty westerner memes, gaijin.

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Where tf can one buy this?

i'm packed up and ready to go

TurtleCoin is listed on exchanges such as tradeogre, maplechange, and altex

Either tradeoge.com or on tradesatoshi. It's been recommended to mine it instead of buying it, though.

Yeah mining it is still pretty easy but tradeogre has by far the most volume for trtl, tradesatoshi is not recommended because they seem kinda sketchy desu

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TurtleMessenger dev here. We're currently in the alpha stage and we're currently working on implementing the encryption. Public beta will begin as soon as we've reach that milestone!

Some other new features:
Github style identicon avatars
iMessage-like payments within chats
Notifications

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Hell yeah dude, I didn't know if this was a real project but I had only seen brief mentions of it in the discord! Great work!!

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Let me get this straight; using the trtl chain to send messages? -> truly anonymously?

sweet

yeah its user + selectiv

theoreticly you could create a messageboard/groupchat with it without major problems. all you really need is to create a client that does it.

But wait, this means you can send all sorts of data via this protocol anonymously. The only caveat would be that the blocksize would become enormous if people were to send for example image files etc.? So one is stuck to small data transfers (text)?

I'm pretty sure the shell tube guy has already encoded video in the blockchain

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somewhat yeah. in the future with karai there will be a sidechain thats for data storage. also right now the blocks limits somewhat the rate of uploads to the chain so it wouldnt make sense. that changes when dapps etc come

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NO PASTA BUT TRTL PASTA

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Reasons why I keep mining this shitcoin
>built an ebin ryzen rig in november of last year but discovered I don't like videogames anymore
>found TRTL in January when an user offhandedly mentioned turtlecoin to some salty no-coiner on Jow Forums and how he's making like $500/week (computed by getting mining opportunity time if ETH was mined instead) by doing essentially nothing
>I have the same rig as that user
>relentless fudding despite no shilling whatsoever aside from the dumbest and lamest memes to ever grace Jow Forums
>no shilling of "groundbreaking tech," "whitepapaers," "ICOs," or "partnerships"
>when it is shilled it's all about that goddamn fucking """""community"""" and """"""fun""""""
but the single most important reason why I keep on mining this piece of shit is because of
>the overwhelming sentiment of Jow Forums is to stay away from this shitcoin

Only Jow Forums has the coin though

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>always do the opposite of what Jow Forums says

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you could send small chunks of the file and save the txids in a file. when retrieving a file you would incrementally append the bytes from the data in each block. but this is not the purpose of trtl

Nice trips you got there

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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checked

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kek

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KEK and Turtlecoin collide

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