/balk/ why is there no Balkan general up yet? edition

ubavo stana taka che spreh cigarite
begam kato kon
eba kato mlado magarence

>or interact with society
They do, just not in a reciprocal way.

Why do Balks pretend they're not gypsies themselves?

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kalhmera

I wonder if queen mini/madalina is still active on these.

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fenomeno

Shit thread

>skinny girls with beautiful face

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I remember her

Visiting r/albania
Mix of reddit posts and some decent banter, just like /balk
Not bad

She also had god tier tits

Fucking redditors writing north macedonia instead of fyrom though in a neighbor thread

I'll never understand why albos SEETHE so much when anything about Macedonia or Macedonians is mentioned.
It has to be brain damage lmao

HOW to get such gf if i have small benes???

Why do Macedonians think they're different from Bulgarians?

Is it autism?

You don't.

your whole retarded region should be carpet bombed

Albanian soldier, early 19th century

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Just bee yourself bro

Unironically this

Me and her were friends before she vanished/ghosted. I'm mostly asking around her to see if anyone knows if she's been okay.

w-what kind of gf can i get then

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An imaginary one.

albanian soldier, early 21th century

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Who was this native Greek man and why was he in the news?

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stop lying attila

But it's true desu, you should become the gf.

fuck off faggot

What is Jow Forumsbalk's average penis size?
I have a massive 16cm dong

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so this is the power of LATIN MED BVLLS huh

anyone?

The guy on the right looks like shipo mafija lmao

my dick is 11cm erect
i blame my parents

>gave you perfectly valid advice
>hurr durr faggot
Enjoy being an incel.
That's just sad, user.

Are you a giga-manlet?
You might still have normal proportions for your height.

>tfw 1cm above the average

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it's about pleasuring her pussy, not looking propotionate idiot

>woke up at 10
>still can't force myself to get out of bed because there's nothing interesting to do
Why is life so fucking boring?

i feel ya
just finished watching a guy try to install minecraft on windows 98 for 1 hour

Literally me, woke up at 9. Slept again at 11, only got out of bed 1 hr ago. Its becoming a real problem

youtube.com/watch?v=DN9Y-xEX1JQ

deep purple + greek folk?

Just get a 1,50m tall girlfriend.
Problem solved.

Eating sutljash rn, its so fucking good like damn

deutsch again feeding me yous

I had a really terrible habit of watching speedruns of video games when I'm bored. Really glad I stopped doing that, what a waste of time.
Hopefully it'll get better once I go back to college.

retard was mental and started shooting, neighboors (other greeks in albanian territory) called albanian police and he started shooting towards the police forces too. then he got fucked in the ass. at least he became a greek national hero kek.

Same, woke up in 8 something...couldn't get out of bed till 10. Went out to throw the trash and take a short walk around the hood, came back home and feel tired/sleepy af. Losing joy in everything AGAIN.

Experiencing this phase every month or so and hate it, can't even cope with something.

>prisoner nation delusions

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*tsifsa pidi police*

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yall ready to suck dick?

Fag. That's why u got mobile apps and social media to talk to whores n entertain you

>talking to whores
>entertaining

poor shqiptard shits

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Prison is rightful Albaboon clay

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Also try not being a neet who has nothing to do all day

That's the least entertaining thing I can think off.

Based supervirgin . Keep watching anime, eating spaghetti and looking at vice documentaries between pornhub breaks

I have some work to do, but it's just so tedious.

Pro tip: Always do the hardest task at the very start of the day (like right when u drink coffee)

Your brain gets tired and filled with junk during midday and night, so it's a lot harder to do. As soon as you wake up, get the hardest shit done. Then keep it up and by night you'll be good

Why are you so insecure?

I can't, I'm always hungover in the morning and it takes me some time and a few drinks to go back to normal.

How can you be an alcoholic at 20? Get rid of that trash

I got my schedule back and now I'm happier.

Almost slipped for 2 full months, I would go to bed at 2am and get up at 9am. can I need 7 hours every night. Now I started going to bed at 00 sharp and wake up at 7am with better energy

I get a shitton of stuff done by afternoon, and before I'd be only getting started by then. based sleep schedule can improve your life

>spends 2 months in Europe
>becomes an obnoxious faggot

Do you know how many alcohol-poisoning induced wrinkles youll have by 25? You won't get laid

>caring about womemes
I don't even want a gf anyway. And I don't care about my health either.

>who cares about womemes lol
>*goes after fags*

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>Doesn't care for health
>Only drinks alcohol
Why not MDMA, meth or other real based shit?

But I'm not going after anyone. I don't want a relationship. Also I'd be retarded if I even tried considering I gained over 10kg this winter and I never looked worse.
>too expensive
>too spergy and paranoid to buy anything illegal
>drugs make me vomit (even mild shit like weed, MDMA and LSD)
>I just like alcohol

the toilet at the local language school

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So you're telling me I've been pooping wrongly this whole time?

The last one should be X also in Bulgaria at least, because they clog bathrooms

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>Bitola in charge of humor

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I am 19 and virgin is it over?

Before it even began.

>:ꓷ

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>/balk/
>mostly greeks and r*manians
Where my servo-croats and kosovars at my nigga?

This sounded distinctly Italian in my ears

I was a fatty until 17 and now a FITizen, GUARANTEE I'm more attractive and taller than you
t.1,85

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ofc it did. we wuz romanz after all

/ex-yu/
leave and never come back

do you miss him /balk/

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>that nipple

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gynaikomastia

Are you thinking of getting the excess skin on your chest removed or will it sort itself out over time?

t. also exfatty