>A while back
>At a party with girls I know
>One jokingly suggests starting a nude maid service
>Says I should work security and take a cut of the money
>Was probably joking to take the temperature of the room and see what everyone thought of the idea
This isn't going to go anywhere good, now is it?
she wanted you to fuck her you asshat
opportunity gone
Maybe, but that's ancillary.
>So Stacy when are we starting this nude maid service? I've been working out extra to build up for when im security
Say it in some less autismo way as a joke to see if she was serious
There's one in my city, which has a population of about 400,000.
Tell her that you need to check on her cleaning as a nude maid skills
(((Jokingly)))
I know these people well enough to know they're serious.
The issue isn't population. The issue is that that I'm either going to have to eventually get physical with somebody or this is going to turn into a prostitution ring at some point, probably pretty early on.
THis much better. Maybe you'll get something from it
Spend enough time planning it that you can get a blowjob out of it and then bail on the idea before you get stabbed by a rival pimp
Only guerillas stab each other. Finesse pimps play the sport non-contact.
Ergo the conundrum: is there any way that this doesn't play out where I'm running a prostitution ring?
OP, are you in Japan? Shit like this doesn't run in the US, legal reasons. And I don't think Europe has the appetite or the security before Mehmed decides you're too close to his city square mosque and blows you sky high.
US, and these services do exist in the US. It's just like strippers.
State and metro area? Starting pool?
South. Local ordinances require strippers to wear titty tape, so they'll probably have to keep their nipples taped and a thong on. Starting pool is two, maybe three, slutty chicks and an idea.
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Sorry. Had lunch.
You're broke. Probably will have to make do with some sort of warehouse on a pier. I'd recommend Mobile. Maybe 500/mo for rent if you are good at dealing with realtor. Decorating will be a witch because the more women involved....and also it's a warehouse. You would be stone throw from college weenies from that state and Atlantic coast vacationeers. You probably can't apply for jack shit in federal/state business loans given the nature of work, unless you style it as a pub, actually....you should.
about 5 grand for expenses such as alcohol, licenses, inventories, furniture, the outfit, condoms, postboards, stickers to advertise.
From there on you might want to start hiring more...outgoing..college girls for staff and networking. Remember to set up your company as an LTD which lessens risk. See if you can't find someone who has money ~6k who wants to setup his own pub to partner.
Everything from there is luck. But the more you can lessen risk and add starting resources, the better. Key thing is. Gauge whether the girls are willing and knowing what this really will be (groping, asking for number, catcalls, and...we'll leave it to your judgement) and their pay. Get them to understand that commissions and tips are primarily their income, and not flat salary.....that's usually how escorts business are said to run.
I'm not really inclined to open up a full on strip club. Where I'm at the mob actually uses all of the local strip clubs as a laundry mat, and I really don't want to get squeezed by those guys.
I'd also rather avoid running an escort service.
Here faggots I took this pic in Long Beach a few months ago
Jobs market is shit rn. I get that.
And if this works. Great. But know every business is a risk. This is not going to be a stable employment and thus you will have salaries...no. You're probably going to be up at nights scared shitless whether you can make next months rent/mortgage. Whether someone's going to do some jackass thing and file a legal suit. Something goes dead wrong, etc (Someone(a temp) gets caught with drugs).
We call that skin in the game. If you're not willing to get some white hairs. I'd recommend steering well clear.
Yeah, I want that thing parked in my suburban driveway...
um. mob? er. well. I've never studied how and never had to work with them. You can always hire some ex-mil as doormen for $15, since, as much as veterans get priority hiring and all. I've seen a lot end up as dishwasher or cooks in Chile's and shit. How you deal with it is up to you.
Oh California.
Here are my itemized lists of worries
-Cops decide to arrest us in spite of us breaking no laws and we have to go through the hassle of criminal charges
-Girl takes tips to do something sexual, making me a pimp and thus criminally liable
-Guy does something bat shit crazy like start touching a girl, or pulling a weapon, and then there's all of that bullshit plus lawsuits
-Police don't charge us off the bat, but start harassing the shit out of us with sting operations and pulling people in and trying to get them to say something illegal is happening when it isn't
She's Armenian. Still a whore.
Boy do I want to tell you about where I grew up.
>Sidewalk full of stripper and escort stickers. Same goes for the lamp posts and public phones.
>Every eighth vehicle was either an escort van or a taxi with commercials about this online dating service for phone sex etc.
>women just "hanging" out along busy roadways going nowhere.
no. this isn't Montreal.
>user wouldn't it be funny if we started a service where we both got naked and you power fuck me on a bed? tee hee
>heh, who would pay for that? dumb girl doesn't know how to business at all
They have that in LA : Topless maids
Yes, yes, I'm basically le autism in terms of social skills. For some reason some women are into that though.
Run it as an LTD. Have contracts stating the institution does no allow xxx. Makes them and only them liable for out of work affair. Can't do much about cops;/ nature of business. That's why these aren't very common and people mill about looking for shitty work. Work with police on do's/ don't's. Most aren't asses, and at Sergeant level, they're pretty down to earth but serious regarding what's what. Have to tell them money whoring and court fees to the girls, probably rope said sergeant in to give them a sense of reality.
>I AM NOT qualified to tell about this and anything else in this thread. My line of work and my business plans are nowhere near this line of industry.
Because when I first started out. Some guy I knew answered my questions. And despite him not knowing all. It gave me the motivation boost rather than sitting on those questions and not moving forward.
Remember. Confidence in business is not not being scared shitless. It's moving forward and getting closer to that dream goal in the least fucked up path. Praying hail mary and handling risks as much as you can and simultaneously trying to actively look the best, be the best so people want to buy you services and products. When you sell your business image it has to be the best to float.
Contracts stating no xxx is probably a pretty good idea.