There is no purpose in being a f*rst worlder. You have nothing to do. Your life is boring, uneventful, unimaginative, unimportant. There's no more an European spirit. No more wars for you to fight on, epic storylines to be made, or struggles to overcome. Only the gray landscape you walk everyday on, hoping for it to end soon. You can't even get a GF. You text and annoy your "crush" enough until she finally gives in and agree to go on a date, only for you to get there and she has brought her boyfriend, Jamal, from Somalia. "I hope this will be a fun friends date, user! come meet Jamal!" she says to you: speechless. On the other hand, third worlders are truly experiencing life as it should be, as it was for our ancestors. Full of dangers and storylines, of corruption, love and human sentiments. You walk on a threadmill at a expensive gym. I walk among the garbage and the flies, the dead corpses and the homeless, and the chances of me getting shot by a nigger because i don't have any money on me are 95%. When i meet a gringa at one of Rio's beach i tell her my stories and my dick gets sucked immediately. I live life on the edge. To its full potential. I even spare time for intellectual pursuits, having read the entire corpus of writers such as Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Borges, Dante and other less well known writers such as Andrei Bely, Bruno Schulz, Hart Crane, and have studied the philosophies of Rudolf Steiner and the doctrines of Traditionalism, Neoplatonism and Gnosticism, delving deep into Negative Theology. What do you do, f*rst world wh*toid? What, you bought another apple product and went on crawling through the streets of London feeling sad about your life, trying to find a pub so you can drown your sorrows of having been born too late to participate in past glories, but just in the right time to experience the long decay that you're a symptom of.
Admit it already, the third world is rising up and you have no more place to go.
>thirdie complaining about life You wouldnt last a single day in the fourth world kiddo. sweden is a dystopia your little pea monkey brain could even comprehend
Brody Green
>war is peace >slavery is freedom >shitholes are great places to live >my ancestors died of cavities and I will too epik style like it was meant to be!11
Not true. It doesn't matter if you're in a first world country or a third world country or anywhere in between. A wage cuck is a wage cuck. If you aren't a business owner than you're the bovine slave.
Joseph Allen
im sorry but there is no way i will read that drivel
Jacob Foster
Thank god i'm a NEET. Jesus christ i can't imagine how people can go out and work for 8 HOURS a DAY. Can you imagine that? Third worlders work even more! It's 2019 guys, if you're not a NEET, i don't know what the fuck are you doing.
Ryder Moore
It doesn't matter. The longpost is just for me to humiliate 100IQ first worlders who think they are so deep reading long ass posts on Jow Forums of all places. The most important thing you should read is OUT. This thread is not for you, rich boy.
Logan Lee
how does it feel being 125 IQ in the third world, thirdie?
Anthony Lee
Pretty good. You get to be smarter than you actually are because you're living among a sea of monkeys. It's so funny how they get impressed by your rhetoric and how you can do well in college without having to spend 12 hours a day studying.
I'm from south tyrol and I speak g*rman it is over
Chase Rodriguez
There are only 10 first world countries and you ain't one of 'em
Kayden Martinez
Reporting.
Nathan Robinson
Look at me I am the 3rd world now.
Nicholas Bennett
Good, it was about time for someone to put these pathetic firties in their place.
Daniel Evans
Second world is where the struggle is. You have the gray, boring landscape and unimportant life, but also corruption, relative poverty, garbage on the streets (gypsies collecting from our thrash, authorities incapable of collecting thrash on time). No third world joy, but neither first world security. You think that the third world will rise, and it might will, but only for a short time before it will collapse thanks to the overall chaos and lack of intelligence. But we will be here. The second world. Watch out for the Russian fucking your girls. The Romanian killing your niggers. The Pole who'll grow your harvests. The Ukrainian rebuilding your town. Get fucked, third world. Also fuck you, first world. Both of them are falling into excessive lifestyles: one is slave to a consumerist society, the other can't control it's primal instincts in order to progress.
And this is why the second world will never rise. Its intelligence lies above the third, but behind the first. It doesn't have the vigor of the third, nor the careful planning of the first. It has only the downside of both, containing almost none of the qualities, perhaps maybe the superior aesthetics.
Adam Wood
Romania doesn't have a 'boring landscape' why do your country down like that
Jaxon Campbell
Australia represent! Das rite, we are only pretending to be first world.
Lucas Perry
Kill yourself, macaco.
Eli Foster
It has where I live... Commie blocks everywhere in my town, outside of it, either wheat fields or ugly villages. I can see the mountains from where I live, though, even if they seem to be so far from where I live. It will rise when all the others will fall. While we do lack careful planning, we are intelligent enough to build something great. That's what we don't have: a plan, a vision towards future, most people over this part of Europe don't see themselves to be powerful enough to fight all the bad things, thinking that no matter what will happen, it won't make much difference...
Aaron Baker
As an expert on f*rstoid menace problem, I have to completely agree with op.
Nothing really to prove, only in America can you be shot for doing literally anything, and be denied in medical care since you don’t have enough money
Easton Lewis
>you be shot for doing literally anything that is a problem every where > be denied in medical care they will treat you so you live you just live in debt if you can't pay
Carson Hughes
Nigga while you're not entirely wrong, you're still from Russia which doesn't make you any better. Besides Alaskan user is a really nice guy, don't be mean to him. t. Russian
Camden Barnes
I’m just saying, that America is third world, not trying to imply that Russia is better
Alexander Murphy
thank you friend
Jacob Johnson
first world is first world shithole is a shithole I'm going to A, A becomes a shithole because they have to carry me
Wyatt Powell
>being this kind and polite Get out f*rstoids
Blake Gutierrez
Reminder that first and third world are retarded subjective distinctions that only matter on Jow Forums. It's all about developed vs. developing economies
Cameron Hughes
kill all firsties
Luke Reyes
Keep telling yourself that. My life is beautiful :)
