Why is it always so obvious when girls are British?

Why is it always so obvious when girls are British?

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because british girls are whores

Small island, small gene pool

I don't care what Tommies say I would literally DESTROY every slag with my dick

The big foreheads

the ground is always wet

They dress and use tons of make-up like Easter European women but only are half as attractive.

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different clothes, makeup and hair style

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they are pale due to lack of sunlight but make themselves orange with makeup, i dont see american or euro women do this very often

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British faces, fat, skimpy clothes.

I fucking love the UK, slags everywhere, easy as fuck. Had my first threesome with 2 slags last time I visited London.

not britain, looks like aussie architecture in the background

British women make British men therefore are the best women prove me wrong

You actually had a 400-some if you count all the former bedpartners and crabs.

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>Brits call these women "ugly"

holy fucking shit are brits the biggest fucking betas in Europe or what?

don't tell anyone but british baby boys are shipped off to denmark and replaced with french baby boys while the parents are sleeping

i would commit treason to spend a night with this woman

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are they prostitutes?

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peak slag

>60,000,000 people, small gene pool

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Kek

which is a good thing

everyone talks about how promiscuous they are, but i've never been within a foot of one consensually. they really don't like neuroatypicals

why is she trying to look classy while being actually that trashy?

what? 60 million? lmao. i thought you had like 6 million. when did you grow that big??

I find that anons from other countries don't understand slag-posting.
They say "hurr dude she is ugly" but thats whole point. They're ugly tarts that you would still fuck

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Why is that a bad thing? Sounds like fun times to be had

>6 million
about 400 years ago

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*crosses to other side of the street before they can make fun of me*

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you probably have a huge population density. how do you squeeze 60 million onto such a tiny island.

would you smash?

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Why do yanks make slags out as a bad thing? love em personally

>would you smash?

at this point I dont have a choice desu

small houses and narrow roads

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It's not that bad, not like Asia-tier, but it still seems weird to me as a leaf. The UK feels kind of stifling. White people are not supposed to live this way.

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wanking the willy already

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surely there is an instagram account that reposts slags dancing in UK clubs, those are the hottest most degenerate women i have ever seen

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If i ever spend a night in London, i will bring so much condoms with me Jesus...

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its the obvious spray tans and "footballer's wife" style of dressing

don't visit benelux then lol.
the uk is comfy

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What the fuck are you talking about? Whites are the original bugmen. Europe is too fucking dense population-wise

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what's this pose called?

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>implying you wouldn’t stick your dick in most of these girls
Slutty girls may be trashy, but they’re great in bed. They’ll let you do anything and enjoy rough sex.

About 1/4 of british girls reminds me of Maisie Williams, which is an immediate turn off

The Semen Demons

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I am curious about the projections for the future. It is not like the population will stop growing unless the carrying capacity thing is going to kick in somehow (they will stop giving birth?). What do they do with their cemeteries?? Rent space for 30 years then bury someone else there? 100% cremation?

>benelux
Apparently UK just surpassed the Netherlands as the most densely populated country in Europe.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/2967374/England-is-most-crowded-country-in-Europe.html
The wiki page is useless as the numbers are from 2010.

What's that?

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why are they all so fucking DARK, they make me (chi) look white

lol only Amsterdam and Rotterdam are densely populated like 80% of our country is a wasteland

Are they easy to pick up mate (pay a drink, approach etc...)? How much cost the average nightclub in London?... i'm legit horny right now.

>London
i doubt more than a couple of those girls are from London. The best slags are from up north

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A slag

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the ones you want are in newcastle upon tyne not london, london is shit for slag

a bob

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fake tan + makeup for the Kim K look

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Y-yes well tell me about how you pick up those girl please

>that one on the left
MUH DIK

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1. wear shitty clothes
2. talk like this
vocaroo.com/i/s0duxOAvrmrk
3. keep buying alcohol
4. wait until they can barely walk
5. shag

>The wiki page is useless as the numbers are from 2010
>posts an article from 2008
the dutch population density is 418 while the british is 272

only the north

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No wonder UK flags are so messed up. These thingsnare their mothers.

Mean, we Don't talk like this (not gonna lie yes we do)… Bonus points with them if you have too much Melanin (if you know what i mean) or no? This thread got me turned the fuck on

with a french accent you could fuck any slag you want. Best slags are in newcastle or liverpool/manchester

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my dick doesn't feel anything looking at this thread.

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I can’t fucking nail a French accent like that and it pisses me off

>article from 2008
yes but it is about England specifically and according to the article it was close to 400 back then. Now it is probably more like 500 and other parts are more sparsely populated.

BRAAAAAAAAAP

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it's that bird face and weird lanky arms

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cougarillo.com/femmes/179/montre-fesses17.jpg french :)

I feel like they're putting some serious soy chemical shit in British waters because my dick is 100% solid

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PLEASE fuck our women

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Is it weird that I can smell the audio

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generic german

Holy shit
How is it even possible to be an incel in UK?

im hard as diamonds