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2/2

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>2010's music

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post the link lol

Tinder, Bumble, , clubs, university, and walking down high streets makes me depressed
I'll never have sex again at this rate without paying for it

Dogshit.
Dogshit.

dogshit

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how long can you keep chopped marijuana and tobacco that's rolled in a rizla for? got a few here, but they've been sitting in my cupboard for 3 years.

Dogshit.

if you dont listen to modern hh i dont give afffff

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nigger/paki claws rattled out these posts

:-)

Let me be honest here - I voted for Brexit.
But, given the opportunity, would I turn back the clock and reverse my decision?
Absolutely.
I feel like a total mug - I got caught up in the excitement and failed to envisage a situation where Parliament and the government were so patently unenthusiastic about implementing the decisions that really mattered to me when I voted leave.
I can't explain how let down and humiliated I feel by Theresa May's total failure to negotiate a backstop on me getting my bollocks mashed to a paste with a 60 lb mallet. Now it looks like we're going to crash out of the EU without the basic tenant of my human right to a smashed ballbag being guaranteed, or even on the table.
My only hope now is for a People's Vote - let's undo this madness and get my spuds smashed!

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Embarrassing.

name of this type of sweet?

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bare moist blud innit

Weed probably gone mouldy

you arent american mate stop trying to be one

holy fucking cringe

nice

what a spack

back to basics
the classic
ol' reliable

>Mauizio Sarri calls it all "A big misunderstanding, Kepa was able to continue."
COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE

THE POWER OF TOILBERG IS BROKEN FOREVER

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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Fanny.

that's pretty good mate i liked it

Why would I do that?

going to toil tomorrow in my pirate costume
toilberg's head is literally going to explode haha

Dogshit
Mix is garbage
Beat is garbage
There is no fucking kick LMAO what the fuck are you doing bro

>Unfortunately, my dad found my bras in my closet

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biccy

only the bottom scenario actually happened

/brit/: the home of platitudes

i am multi culti sorry sweaty

based, ty

i dont gangbang so im not gunna chat bout kicking in doors now am i

man that song couldn't sound more generic soundcloud garbage if it tried
its like an AI made it

why not

decent, don't listen to the incels

chance'd be a fine thing

>Unfortunately, my dad found my bras in my closet, and due to my family being muslim, it's hard to express myself.

>Hence the short hair, this is the longest I can keep it before he cuts it.

feel bad for her 2bqh

only a man of nigger/paki intelligence would consider lapalux and andy stott worthy of being called gods

>Fantasy and thriller author. Queer/feminist blogger and public speaker. I will vote blue no matter who wins. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Pronouns: she/her.

ah yes

Good post

bro it literally says unmixed you big dummy

its on vocaroo of course you cant hear no kick

You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again
Come let me love you
Let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter
Let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you
Let me always be with you
Come let me love you
Come love me again
You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again

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How do Africans meet each other then

I've heard about a ritual where they draw blood from a chicken and cover a wooden dildo with the chicken blood

What is that all about

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Hmmm

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pakis and nogs aren't intelligent enough to appreciate them, stupid fucking cunt

need some new nonce stings

i dont ;)

these man dont even smoke loud

looks like effort
would rather just order just eat

If I need to have sex here I can bang a prozzie. They're on every corner after a certain hour.

anime

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dave is seething again

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whats this youtube channel called?

Alright. Dont stop making music but just go back to the drawing board

fuck up paki/nog

andy's got some bangers not gonna lie
youtube.com/watch?v=q3KE-_wkiCc

Good chance I'll have a full retinal detachment in the next decade
Better fucking believe if I go blind in one eye I'm rocking an eyepatch

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Mentally ill man in a dress.

Have we written to his dad yet?

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I would rather see moni caught in a nonce sting than west ham winning the PL tbqh

That isnt dave. Never seen dave call anyone a paki or a nigger in any of his posts

fucking state of this paki

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check out this cheese

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I thought you were a Swansea fan, 190

business idea: a nonce-hunting show about nonce-hunters but where they're luring and hunting nonce-hunters while they're out nonce-hunting nonces

BN

we need to get his address and send a compilation of his posts to the homeowner of said address

lol

can one of you lads with a reddit account comment on amer's post and let him know how you feel

Delicious

yank gimmicks are fucking dogshit

*posts picture of cheese*
"sucking a golf ball"

fucking shut up

I'd trainer his dad arranged a short trip back to Pakistan to help cure his mental illness desu

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hello friend?

I hear you but its one track loool

I can literally, LITERALLYYY, freestyle to any beat. Started on grime and 90s backpack shit

If you like either of those tings I have evolved far past your style

*drips on u*

give it a rest rorkiepops

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adolf shitler

I have a plebbit but doxable info desu

Through family or close friends. It's the most reliable way on any continent. Meeting long term partners online is like playing russian roulette

Why did my phone change rather to trainer?

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might do that once or twice in the summer, would have to take out a bank loan to buy the ingreidents though

dogshit food as per

as soon as the source of this meme food webms is identified and obliterated with several thousand lbs of ordnance, the better.

It's Buzzfeed, not youtube

tasty.co

SCUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAANG

honestly quite astonished that poley has been to 3 meetups now and still hasnt been banged out, bunch of poofters you lot

swear down if he ever dared to set foot in newcastle id do the deed myself