This dumb fucking mestizo boomer bitch and HORRIBLE actress is now worth nearly $400M after she "co-founded" the Honest...

This dumb fucking mestizo boomer bitch and HORRIBLE actress is now worth nearly $400M after she "co-founded" the Honest Company.

"In January 2012, Alba and business partner Christopher Gavigan launched The Honest Company, a collection of household goods, diapers, and body care products.[10] The company was valued at $1 billion as of 2014.[49] In 2015, it was estimated that Alba owned 15 to 20 percent of the company."


Meanwhile my 30 year old boomer sitting here looking at my shitcoin portfolio down 80% since January.

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It's true fiction coins aren't the way to get rich. Anytime I try to make an entrepreneurship thread it dies though. You guys SUCK

Her ass is fucking braptastic

if you aren't guaranteeing 10000% profit in less than a year, biz is not interested.

Yeah businesses can even take up to 4 years to really become profitable

> calls a successful rich female CEO dumb
> has no skills to launch a business whereas she is earning hundreds of millions
> gambles all his money on shitcoins to make it
> copes by lashing out at females calling them dumb to make up for his insecurity in the fact that females don't want him
> hopes his shitcoins will make him rich as a means to finally get a woman

delet this!

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No. Feel the pain. Feel the pain of your failure. Only then will you learn some humility and start actually becoming a better person.

rekt

dude seriously go fuck yourself

I never really liked her as an actress but this makes her 100x hotter.

Any other 30 y/o boomers remember her in Dark Angel?

FUCKING HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG DAT ASS

>> calls a successful rich female CEO dumb
>> has no skills to launch a business whereas she is earning hundreds of millions
>> gambles all his money on shitcoins to make it

This hit me hard, luckily I was born pretty and woman fuck me all the time despite my autism.

> another pathetic incel detected

She’s top notch boomer thot desu

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Based. OP will probably kill himself soon and that makes me feel warm inside.

I may not have 400 million dollars but at least I didn't get herpes from Derek Jeter

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>thinks she is rich because she's good at business
>not because she's hot, has connections, and has money to throw around

Hey, at least she used her body for actual success. Her sweet body got her nice roles in movies as a start and she then fucked a business man that would gladly jump start her company in turn for a few nights with happy memories.
She even bought a fucking house that was worth $15m for $9m, most likely because of her looks and smile.

She knows how to work this world, so creds to her.

guarantee she got passed around at more than one Illuminati sex party

haha this is me

Damn saltboy,don t shit like that on other people accomplishement just cause you are a looser.

Please sir post the brap sir

> the ABSOLUTE state of these fucking white knighting basedgoys going out of their way to defend this fucking roastie

lmao have some fucking respect for yourself you cucks