Is there a reason why you haven't gotten married yet?

Is there a reason why you haven't gotten married yet?

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Why the fuck would I get married in 2019

We don't even live together yet, not for at least a year.

I'm 20

I'm an only child, which puts me in a very strong negotiating position against my parents. And I'm using every bit of this leverage to extract concessions from them.

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But I am married.

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I'm an insingle.

because in my country there's a 50 percent chance I'll get divorced and the woman will be entitled to half of my salary.

no thanks. just give me my advanced realistic sex bot with the latest AI technology

sex dolls dont count

Not enough capital or status for a pretty wife. Id have to settle for some ogre

So? Nice age to be married and have 2-3 kids

>Sex dolls don't count
But why!

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How much does usually it go for one of these?

About 150

Because marriage is a contract between two humans.

Some are chinese made and cheap, the more expensive Japanese ones are quite durable.

People are usually advised to get a cheaper one first to see if they like having one and then move to a better quality one down the road.

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>Because marriage is a contract between two humans.
It use to be a contract between a man and a woman and that changed for the better now.

Stop thinking in the past Grandpa.

Based

I hope you already have fiancee.

Marriage used to be a contract between a man and a woman with the explicit purpose of creating a family unit. That doesn't exist any more.

An object can't sign a contract. Contracts can only be signed by humans, as only human understand and consent with that contract.

Solid advice, can be applied anywhere.

I want to--but where are the women worth marrying?

I can't just marry some random slut who will cheat on me and divorce me in 3 years.

Women do not want marriages anymore, and they cannot maintain them. Any that can are unicorns, and I am nothing special.

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the near-future probably
i've already got the "old man" face, dad bod, and even dad style

just need to find a girl willing to settle down with

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Don't want to

Marriage is a spook.

autistic, shy, self hate, no social interactions, no friends

Lol

Marriage is gay

OH wow what a loser. When I was 17 I was married, had 4 kids, my own house and a boat.

Getting our lives together. I'm gonna propose, but I wanna live with them first for a while. Not gonna rush into it like everyone else.

cool