You have $75,000 in cash right now. What do you do?

Eth sharding in 2020

Hahahahaha.

stop evading my question!

I too am 100% deluded

fpbp
also buy bitcoin cash

+ 20k to my nano bag
+ 30k on a scalable niche blog that nets a passive 1.5k or more a month in traffic after expenses
+ 10k in facebook ads for my website
+ circulate the rest for improving website content and quality, hiring/firing writers, etc.

Retire from the labor force while NANO reaches $1000 EOY

Put it all in on trtl

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buy every TRTL in existence.
retire.
cocaine.
die happy w/ herpes.

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only correct answer

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Buy land build a tiny home and mine a shit load of TRTL

buy trap gf

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Walk to the plug house and cop 5 keys

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checked and keked

Buy 1000000000000 link which will be 1.49 million each eoy

i would take 75,000 in cash and exchange them for poor people that hold signs and throw them at rich people.
they have it comming

All in Link, motherfucker!

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I would unironically buy a top tier shitfolio
> 20k BTC (wait for a dip to $6,500 so I can get a little more than 3)
> 20k ETH (around 42 ETH)
> 14k XMR (around 100 XMR)
> 3.75k BCH (around 5 BCH)
> 5k ZRX (around 5100 ZRX)
> 2.5k LINK (around 10k LINK)
> 2.5k BAT (around 10k BAT)
> 2.1k XLM (around 10k XLM)
> 1.4k ADA (around 10k ADA)
> 1.75k ICX (around 1k ICX)
> .8k RLC (around 1k RLC)
> .8k ZIL (around 10k ZIL)
> .65k TFD (around 20k TFD)

That totals to almost exactly $75k. Calculations were not exact so you may end up with slightly less or slightly more than the number listed, and does not account for transaction/purchase fees. That being said, with roughly $75k my crypto portfolio would look like

> 3 BTC
> 41 ETH
> 5 BCH
> 100 XMR
> 5.1k ZRX
> 10k LINK
> 10k BAT
> 10k XLM
> 10k ADA
> 10k ZIL
> 1k RLC
> 1k ICX
> 20k TFD

Not bad desu

buy VOO

Why do that when you can buy $15k each of FANG and put the rest in Apple?

Get an assortment of hookers
ie: 75 Really nice escorts, 150 hookers, 200 whoors, etc, etc...

I feel like over time, half of these will end up worth $0. Bad portfolio for that much cash. Consolidate to BTC, ETH, XMR, BCH, ZRX, LINK, and BAT. Actually, not sure XMR and ZRX will be worth much more than they are now.

ZRX almost definitely will go up next bull run, especially with muh Coinbase. XMR should stay around due to its seniority and the fact that it actually works

XLM I put because I figure atleast one of these currency coins will take off. Could put just as much in XRP for roughly half the stack. Also, I agree that coins like ZIL, ADA, RLC and ICX are riskier plays, but I feel like infrastructure will be the catalyst of the next bull run and I feel like those are safe hedges. TFD I threw in because $675 is relatively cheap for a 20k node, could be a nice moonshot

Fair enough, they're smaller amounts. Folks are waiting on pins and needles for 2017 pump action, so maybe it's the pessimism.

Buy a leased 2nd hand Mercedes and then crash it into the lamp post in front of the dealership.

Put like $50K in a high interest savings account and take the rest to buy a couple of package cruises to America with my dad.

Exactly. Also with a portfolio this size you have to take into account independent preference.

Some people would be fine with the big coins and 1-5x, some people would be more aggressive and try for 10x+ coins. Personally, I prefer kind of a middle ground, you’d probably be well in the green with the BTC, ETH, BCH and XMR gains so I don’t mind taking some mid-range fliers with the remaining 20% or so

Why not just buy a crypto index fund? Do such things exist?

Spend it all on escorts because going out and flirting is too much effort

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Put 10k each in VTSAX, VTIAX, VBTLX. With the remaining 45k, put 5k in 9 promising blockchain projects.