Spent my birthday with my boomers and won a XBOX one from a claw machine. Best $8 dollars spent

Spent my birthday with my boomers and won a XBOX one from a claw machine. Best $8 dollars spent.

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Original Xbox Ones look like VCRs

>Business and finance

Do you have sex with that thing?

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is that a portable xbox? i didnt know something like that existed

Video game consoles get smaller and smaller every year.

awww did you and mama go enjoy a nice and fresh double quarter pounder at McDonalds afterwards?

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Hell yeah user! Seems like a pretty alright birthday to me

I'm sure she has a great personality.

What's wrong with using a fleshlight. At least he's not doing the girl

man... this looks even worse than my hometown did in 1945 and im coming from dresden

fucking hell, prime USA female

She's 28

LARP. Xbox Ones are at least 2x the size of that (in person I know it's a picture).

>be 30 years old
>inject onions into anus daily
>work in a video arcade

MFW

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Why are you guys so mean. Let him be happy

it is a token on claw machine that represents xbox. claw machine would not lift xbox.

dude just install a bigger claw lmfao

>mfw amerilards can’t build claws to lift an xbox

reverse search shows you are larping...youre probably too poor to afford risking 8$ or buying the inflatable hippo that you are draging with you

>the absolute STATE of American engineering

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maybe he is happy with what he is doing.

Hahah

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i miss the larger than xbox meme. nobody understands it these days so i had to stop using it.

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EKSBAWKS HUEG

30yr old basedboy boomer cope

>come home white man

man I'd forfeit all the riches in the world if someone told me the only requirement is to only date this woman

the two on the left look slightly retarded. Still would though

Uhh no they don’t. That’s not the actual Xbox it’s the prize box that you turn in to the counter