Finnish history in 4 pictures

Finnish history in 4 pictures.
How do we fix this bros? Where did it all go wrong?

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Didn't that Green politican impregnate a Swedish woman? He's a national hero

huh? That post doesn't make any sense.

He's an Alpha male, not a soyboy. He doesn't fellate Swedes he fertilizes their wombs.

Early modern does not fucking mean early 20th century

>marries a foreigner
>she is fucking tiers below him
how can you be this cuck and soy boi?

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lmao

all the same guy t:knower

>Pre-Christian Finns

*cough*

>"In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fenni, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defense of their own property or the seizing that of others. Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished."
(Tacitus, Germania 46)

Finland lost both the winter war and the continuation war

You've made this thread at least 10 times already. The joke is getting old.

Fenni=Saami

>fenni
doesn't seem to say anything about Finns.

Turkish hands wrote this post. Germans would never say this about their only competent ally.

>Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished.
Based and Buddhapilled

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Shame that modern day Saami wish for a lot of things, most of which they don't deserve.

Fenn/Finn means "finder" aka hunter-gatherer, it is a germanic exonym.

We called them Lapps

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Well the word Lapp was a description of finnic people around the Baltic sea, so you were originally Lapps too.

>finland-sweden
top kek

No it wasn't. Why are Swedes so brainlets?

>I don't want it to be true, so it isn't true

learn some history

Why are swedes so obsessed with Finns? Every thread about Finns there is some Swede trying to troll and lie.

Det svenska ordet lapp betyder också en liten bit av tyg eller skinn, som använts för att beteckna östersjöfinska grupper. Kanske har ordet ursprungligen använts om grupper av fiskare, jägare och fångstfolk i allmänhet.

Lapp means in Finnish something remote. The word was used to describe people who were hunter-gatherers = living far from villages. Not a specific ethnic group.

I see

>wewuzzers at it again

Just accept that our history is garbage and people outside of Finland will never see anything respectable in it, no matter how much you wewuzz. Quite the contrary actually. You're no different from these guys lmao.

Just focus on the future and stop grasping at straws

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>we wuzzing
>there's nothing about we wuzzing on the OP
fuck off retard.

>first swedish kings descend from finns
>"sweden-finland"
>best light cavalry on the continent
>"civilized" in medieval times
>"greater finland"

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OP is literally ancient finns-tier

>first swedish kings descend from finns
>"sweden-finland"
>best light cavalry on the continent
>"civilized" in medieval times
>"greater finland"
why don't our nationalist find some tangible things in our history

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Why should they. History matters as long as people are willing to believe in the narratives. Hard facts are not that relevant. You can build your own narrative around them if you like. And if you don't, there is no content in history. Just facts after facts.

Learn history or maybe you're just a proxy fag.

>first swedish kings descend from finns
They were forest Finns which is easy to prove
>>"sweden-finland"
and? It literally was Sweden and Finland making an empire
>best light cavalry on the continent
Hakkapeliitta was known as best cavalry in Europe
>"greater finland"
finnish tribes were finally united making greater finland

>PAY ATTENTION TO FINLAND

Ugh, another one of these lazy threads

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No one made you to come here. There are tens of threads that you can shitpost.

Im still at pre-chrstian times bruhs

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Tell me lieees, tell me sweet little lieeees.
The only accurate fact is the Hakkapelitta.

you sound like someone aimed you with a gun while you went naked.

>They were forest Finns which is easy to prove

Then go ahead

Uhh actually Finns colonized space and enslaved the Europeans during the medieval times. Great plaque was actually a genocide committed by Finns. It's easy to prove (but I'm not gonna provide any proofs lmao)

That's all in your head Pekka!

>How do we fix this bros? Where did it all go wrong?
Everything was fucked in early 90's recession. Societal contracts were broken and it became every man for himself. Finns no longer have any sense of national loyalty, even Swedes managed to retain more then we did. The moment something here becomes worth anything it's sold to first foreigner who shows interest. Old bourgeois like Sauli Niinistö had at least shred of nationality, neo-liberals would literally sell their mothers, as shown by recent news on the care for the elderly.

Why are nordics so lacking in art/literatute etc?

Thought it's a germanic exonym meaning swampers.

Greatest novelist (Tolkien) was inspired by Finnish literature (Kalevala)

ahaahaha olek sä partajäbä?

Olen historioitsia ja opettan historia koulussa

And Hayao Miyazaki by Scandinavian fairy tales

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>saved Moscow from poles
I lost it there.
Poles have beaten you down to your shitty swamps as well as they beaten swedes.
We got out of times of troubles on our own blood and effort. Not because of you chuhans. Its like claiming french won 100 years war because of italians lol.
Also you lost winter and continuation war.
USSR could literally destroy finland as nation in the end of war.

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>hame
>ham in the bible was the father of africans

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oh fugg

If he were a turk he wouldn't say it either.

nice

Gandalf was literally a legend from sweden. Might also have been a real dude.

>lose land
>won
These are are the people who make Vietnam memes

Elves and trolls come from Norse folktales.

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