Why people drink beer? Cheap or expensive, mass market or craft, it tastes like piss

Why people drink beer? Cheap or expensive, mass market or craft, it tastes like piss.
I honestly don't get it, if you want some mild alcoholic beverage just get cider.

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>tastes like piss
open up faggot, and compare it to beer.
Beer is better than every other low % alcohol drink, and this is why it's so popular.

It took me a while to like beer, just give it a chance. Try drinking a cool lager after a long, hard day. It grows on you.

>just get cider
Dunno, the best beer I drank was some craft-brewed stuff that tasted almost like coffee. But if tastes like something else, what's the point?
>cool lager after a long, hard day
Why would I want to get drunk when I'm already half-asleep?

Well then maybe try a Wheat Beer, they are more fruit like. Or a Stout that is like brown bread. There are many kinds of beer and odds are you might like one. If you like kvas, try a sweet dark lager.
Or just don't like beer.

nobody drinks alchohol for the taste retard

people do it to get social and approach grills

How do you know how piss tastes like?

What is in the can

Beeris better than cider lmao. Cider is what girls drink

This. Hipsters didn't get the memo though.

Not true. Don't you drink alcohol while having lunch or dinner? You drink to get drunk only in weekends and beer would be a terrible choice

I don't think beer tastes bad, it's satisfying and easy to drink a lot of it whereas cider is too sweet and gets sickening quickly. Now as for spirits and wine, they taste bad. Would only drink them to get drunk

>he doesn't enjoy a cold beer after some hard labour.

So why I'm drinking alone in front of my computer?

The fuck are you talking about? Cognac, fortified wines, liqueurs and various cocktailst are quite tasty. Even straight vodka, consumed with proper food, can taste good.
I've drank a can of Guinness Draught.

I enjoy the taste of a good Bourbon Whiskey...

Gin is terrible though in my opnion

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>Guinness Draught
It has borderline any taste at all.

I enjoy the taste of pils. I don't enjoy the taste of heavy liquours. Creams are super great though. White liquours are awful.

>gin

Fukcing this! I normally have no issue consuming booze, but this shit make throw up on the first sip.

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it's an acquired taste
gin tonic with a bit of lemon is good and refreshing

I think I pass on accquisition of this taste.

the first heineken I drank where hard to swallow. It would always come with that bitter after taste.
Nowadays I drink beers and love it, I think the taste grows on you like people here is used to say.

This. Wtf drinking anything that iant wine for taste is retarded.