LMAO, have you guys heard about what happened in America?

LMAO, have you guys heard about what happened in America?

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lol, fucking americans

Why do Americans do this?

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typical americans

Turn off the proxy, Cletus.

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Lol, my bad dudes. Oops hrhehhe

Okay look I didn't mean to shit my pants no need to make a big deal out of it

Americans never stop to amaze

sometimes I think americans don't be like that, but they do

What did we do this time?

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*does a thing*

No one in my family has eaten their shoes in like 10 years. Its an out of date stereotype by now. America evolves quickly. I still shart when i shop but that is a rite of passage to be proud of desu.

>Americans
why though

Wait you're telling us you don't know?

surely not! do it again please.

Burgers LMAO

Fucking hell, did they do it again? Even after what happened last time?

Hahah
Too funny

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Sometimes I feel like people look at us like a constant reality show

My mom still makes me eat my shoes once they need to be replaced :( living in the south is hell

they did again?

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My dad unironically got shot working at a gas station when he was 19 and has been addicted to opiates ever since.

Is he American? Does he REALLY do that?

that sucks.

>There are literally so many instances of
Fake news.

Yes. I woke up, got breakfast, went to class, and had lunch. Did I miss anything of importance to my life?

>elected reality tv show celebrity as president
Is it really that surprising?

Can someone post the whole image

>elected a tv celebrity as president
>it's some old fart instead of a hot chick
Why do they keep doing it?

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Yes he is. It really happened. He was shot in the lung and it was in a poor city in the 80s and they just ripped his back and ribs open and couldnt even get the bullet out. The surgery they did to him has caused chronic pain and yeah, he needs percocets and oxys to be able to work and stuff. Chronic pain is no joke. And due to the opioid crisis his dr cut down his prescription in half so they wouldnt be accused of anything or sued, he doesnt get enough to manage the pain now. Slowly but surely they are taking away opiates and addicts will be stuck looking for it on the street.

living the dream.

It snowed here today. My country is officially whiter than yours, Muhammad!

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I once breathed on a police officer and got shot

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>be American
>get sh

*does different thing*
*keeps doing it*