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Please nuke us.

is it possible to only be attracted to 2D girls?

I used to have a whole folder of these feels bad

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I LOVE /CUM/ SO MUCH

NEW POKEMON REEEEEEEE

i dont really know how to talk about it. ugh

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just came to a music video
wasn't that good but she's hot
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why is the filename slut?

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gross

They call Scarjo a slut
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Because you can’t explain what isn’t real. Just join the cartel like all the other mentally disturbed men do in your country.

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my dash cam is retarded when it comes to recording video
it says its recording but then it doesn't
but only sometimes?

>believed segregation was a good thing
Malcolm X was b&rp

Problem?

Not my type but something must be good about her if Justin Bieber sticked with her for so long when he could've had so many girls of his choosing.

I went ahead and ordered that pizza

i'm so horny, bros

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I think you made the right decision.

fish tacos

Wakanda fish?

burger tacos

>pizza with fruits like pear or fig on it
Why?

taco pizza

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>three disappearing captchas for one post

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they still fight with swords in the sudan.
youtube.com/watch?v=dBZNMsmNNZc

for real though
one time the family decided to get pizza for dinner one night
my step mom had the brilliant idea of getting a taco pizza
i was so fucking pissed

when shit goes down people who live like this will have no problem

Want some beer

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>taco pizza
Is this a real thing? I thought you were all just meming

>captchas in current year

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gud post fren

so

Taco pizza can be great if it’s done well. Back in the day, Pizza Hut has that shit down pat.

>taco pizza
what?

It’s a taco pizza

what are good snacks for road trips?

I'm not sure if you're memeing or not, what's on a taco pizza?

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sword fighting is every dude's fantasy, ale. please be more sensitive to your fellow posters.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS TACO PIZZA

Stuff that you’d find on a taco.

i'm not ale
sexist much

>Stuff that you’d find on a taco.
I really do hate you people

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This is the new America! In which country do you live, and how happy are you about it?

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I'm sorry, mexanon. that was a quintessentially ale post regardless.

Northern Vaginia should just be apart of the North it's already filled with them anyways

Why is it that in the winter I can hear people urinating and I can hear my pipes draining from the sink downstairs

god i want a qt like alice to dominate

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Had a dream that I was a bar in mexico and this Indian girl was raping me. I was screaming for help but no one would acknowledge me and I was too drunk to push her off. [spoiler]It's kinda hot in hindsight but I remember being so terrified while it was happening[/spoiler].

Anyway, thanks for reading my dream blog.

Taco pizzas are great you fucking retards

what's swedish pizza like

rape isnt hot or desirable

Upvote

i crave dark chocolate but i already went to the store today

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have you never had kebab pizza?

In Sweden they call crepes '''pancakes'''

gr8

what do they call pancakes?

We do not. Crepes are crepes, pancakes are pancakes

This is literally and unironically a crepe

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need some good containers for meal prep desu

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Kek

Crepes are stuffed, those are just rolled up pancakes

new jersey editon

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>put one drop of tomato sauce in a container
>it's forever stained
I should've gone with the glass ones tbqh

So brown

better map

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hey sven is back?!

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>east coast

No

Interdasting

He posts every day

he said he was leaving forever a week or two ago tho

He says that every day and then he's back in like 4 hours

oh ok, i hadnt been here so i didnt know he came back

in middle school a girl said that she wanted to have my waist

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Been ghosting my ex girlfriend for about a month and she still hasn’t gotten the hint that she’s my ex

Pretty cool

Why the fuck is the state based around the Sacramento Valley and Sacramento River called Mendocino instead of Sacramento

That Canadian poster who posted his number never texted me back

Matthew

Conrad

Pedro

how do i create competition for my benefit?

i want to **** paco

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this question will go unanswered, watch. even if people here knew, this is one of those things they wouldn't tell you how to do

The name’s James
Rick James

kill

It's Ethan

still bored guys
how do people stay busy all day?

Work and school

They call me Dan, but you can call me Mr. Michaels.

breed

i fuck my pussycat

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I must have jerked off like 12 times in the past 24 hours

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cringe
ew

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