You wake up in Sweden. What do?

That train is definitely filled to the brim with immigrants

Take a ferry to Finland, find the faggot spamming ahegaos and pound his asspussy into the ground.

It can be pretty grim. I remember setting foot in Oslo for the first time. Junkies shooting heroin on the street among the tumble-down houses. Really makes you appreciate living in the developed world.

But user... The OP said Sweden. Österland is Sweden. ""Finland"" isn't real.

Based ameribros

Saga Norén, Länskrim Malmö :DD :DDDDDD

get a room you cute boys

take a ferry back to my objectively superior country and enjoy better NEETbux and less gay population

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Wonder why the fuck i woke up in sweden

If that's true then we're also /skandi/

myötistä
poista viestisi, kiitos

The one time I went to Sweden I stayed in a hotel like this but it was just one bed with a really long table and mirror and I had to use a communal bathroom/shower

Not even Jew York was that bad

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This. Probably also bring with me some snus to sell to normies

>100
I seriously doubt we scored a 100 lol. What exactly is being measured here? We're slightly better than Sweden/Denmark in most metrics but not by that amount

Sounds like a prison cell

>hotel
Seems reasonable. You will only spend time there when you sleep

Unironically looks like a Norwegian prison cell.

Have a better fucking life than I do now

How much did you pay?

You have more Somalians than us

maybe try paying more than $50 for accommodation when visiting Scandi countries

Are you sure it was a hotel and not a hostel?

I don't remember and their currency was weird like everything was 500kr for a tshirt which I didn't understand but I'm sure it was a shitty budget place that my company put me into

Can't find the well-being score anywhere but Jakubmarian, BCG has however published SEDA which I think is probably the best quality-of-life index yet. Almost every indicator seems valid and there's no subjective measurements.

bcg.com/publications/interactives/seda-2018-guide.aspx

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go to one of those comfy forests and do a house there and live there until i die

Thanks.
I meant no offense by my somalia comment by the way, just some friendly banter!

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Not the same thing

It's fine. The lion cares nothing for the opinion of the herd.

just remove a 0 and you get the price in dollar

Go to the history museum or park.

gtfo the countryside
it's pretty but there is literally nothing interesting there

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the trees by the water looks like background trees in a video game.

bcg.com/publications/interactives/sustainable-economic-development-interactive.aspx

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>The lion cares nothing for the opinion of the herd.
Wow, Sweden is such a cringe country. Glad you're heading into downfall in the next 20 years.

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Leave Sweden

The lion cares nothing for the opinion of the herd.

fiind a cute somali gf and live in the comfy hills

That's odd, the SEDA-score in
is completely different

Kill and rape, get housed in a luxurious hotel, on the house

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Probably question how I got here and order a cab home

Fight my through African jungle to Finland of course

I don't know, freeze to death?

Curl up into a ball and lay there until someone moves me. I have developed a fear of Swedes.

Figure out how to stay, it legitimately angers me that Germany/Nordies will take a refugee that won't even try to assimilate over me

Get bit by mosquitoes and die of malaria

>that won't even try to assimilate over me
Do Americans actually believe this? Stop watching Paul Joseph Watson.

He's right though. 75% wont even try and integrate let alone assimilate. At least that's the case here. Its partly the politicians fault for being so naive.

Take the ferry back home

Find my way to the closest spanish embassy, go back home

I'm Muslim, so i would be stoked. We have such a small percentage here, it's hard to meet people.

"alexa, good morning" then make some coffee and turn on my computer, check the news for a bit, brush and head out.

You say good morning to a computer? Are you autistic?

>2016+3
>not using voice commands to turn on your lights and get the weather forecast read out to you

If they don't bend over to our values, they're denied access into our society. They're getting west'd and if they don't like it, they're gone.

That's not what happens though. They make parallel societies in their commie block suburbs.

With my arrival, the white population will literally TRIPLE

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Move to the countryside where nignogs can't survive, find Swedish grill, make moonshine vodka, be happy

contemplate how I'm getting home with no money

it's not that cold right now, you could sleep outside in a sweater without freezing to death

Just gonna lös Ettan my shit up.

based and snuspilled

Find my way to the port in Stockholm and get a ferry back home. Maybe spend some time in the Old Town.

**leave**

larp in the woods

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get sodomized by an afghan

go to karlsborg

realize i fell asleep at ikea and that my parent left without me so i walk home.