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all kicking off in trinity college lads

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choon desu
blossoms are good lad

going to play some fifa 19

STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SONG

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Good song.

Think i might spend this evening arguing about the effects of male chastity on the internet

just been flung about tesco express

daddy...

its called youtube.com/watch?v=tCkfdxynBro

NEETS: get a job
Virgins: get laid
Failed normies: get it together
Normies: fuck off

willy is stiff lads

Joe Rogan talks about meeting Jesters in hyperspace

yeah well compared to posting your scat fantasies its not much worse

How do I get modafanil lads

what about telling people to bog off

do you like that girl

argos

they’ll never accept it, its their warped Jow Forums virgin toddler worldview

一・二・三
ドン!

no

VPN

fuck off nonce boy

had a pork belly sandwich

it plateaus you idiot, we dont end up as subservient sissies if we dont cum for 7 days and then dribble and have a full on sissygasm while limp from having a dildo shoved in our asses. this is what happens when you watch too much sissy/cuck/shemale etc porn. you become deluded and start believing your own fantasies. bet you think that long term male chastity causes your dick to shrink, newsflash it doesnt because the dick isnt muscle, its spongy tissue that engorges with blood when you become erect, after long term chastity the worst that will happen is you wont be able to get fully hard the first time

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stones, glass houses,,,

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pork belly is unironically the only good part of pork

piss off emmett freak

oh my days
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love how these random newcunt transplants from other boards don’t understand that Jow Forums was proto Jow Forums and you turds took it from us, not the other way round

Nice strawman at the end there. I'm talking about people who want to be put in chastity cages for BDSM by doms, so of course I'm focussing on the submissive willingly dgeenrate side of things. Why are you getting so angry. We're not talking about masturbation abstinence, he asked about BDSM chastity from /d/.

Once almost got into a fight with the security guard in a Tesco Express. I bought some homeless people some food and drink (literally just said get whatever you want) and at the self checkout machine my money got stuck in the machine and the women came over to me and when I explained she looked at me up and down, looked at the people I was buying the food and drink for and said "Are you sure you put the money in?", and I snapped and flew into a rage like you wouldn't fucking believe. She started apologising when she found the money stuck in the machine after opening the door and then the security guard came over and said "stop swearing in here" which only made me even more mad and so I told him to fuck off and we got into a little stare down and I could tell he wanted to try something but didn't dare because he'd lose his shitty fucking job, so I called him a cunt and he walked off mumbling some shit
Then on the way out I also called him a stupid fucking cunt
It really was one of those sort of days where I tried being nice and went out of my way to be nice and people just.. are cunts man

>be tired
>fall asleep
NOOOOOOO

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i like other parts too but pork belly is my favourite its my favourite meat

Is Cass or Cassius a common name for a bloke in England (Southampton especially)?

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the gumi cosplay was peak bonbi

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why dont you just go to Jow Forums if you want to post on Jow Forums

no idea what youre talking about

i mean if people want to larp it then fine, but when you start believing your own delusions it becomes too far

Pork simply does not compare to beer, lamb and chicken

watched a random tiktok girl putting on makeup on a livestream earlier, mad how people stream such mundane things

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...

*throws a glass at a stone house*

He says while posting in /brit/

in the legend video when she shakes the camera it tracks her finger. i will never forget this piece of information.

yeah i like beer too

scromit
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in case you have not yet heard morrisseys new song

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i dont know what youre getting at

>its literally march tomorrow

learned japanese, turns out it's a waste of time

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i do sometimes but its become so over inflated with reddit conservatives and literal dogshit tier content i cba
prefer 8gag at least there people will reccomend you books and shit

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i dont think its bad, i really like peering into strangers lives and never returning.

of course the nonce goes on 8gag. hows /hebe/ these days?

haha y...you what??

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Not me perhaps,

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tfw no bonbi gf

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why is there a phone number in your name

lifes so weird and scary lads

wouldnt know
i thought they (rightfully) nuked the pedo boards some time ago
you tell me pedo

Ever been in 7 day chastity? Ever held the key for someone in 7day chastity? Trust me as someone who's done both the effects are most certainly real. By 7 days I could barely think straight it was basically affecting my day to day decision making. Of course it settles down eventually but until then the effects are truly physical and un-ignorable.

Might give this man a call

you wouldn't know it but this bear is doing a poo

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drugs, preferably downers.

>butthole edition
Grim. Unless it’s Emma Watson’s butthole I’m just not interested.

>902
GANG

will you be allowed to hoard sue pics in 2.5 weeks time

>i-im not the nonce y-you are

What are you talking about? You just don't wank. It's not hard. I've skipped wanking for months at a time before

get a grip

Discordtranny

Good friends and alcohol lad. Live it up and paint the town red.

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literal paedophiles

this desu i literally have to force myself to wank these days its just too much effort

>(902)-414-5685
Does it cost extra to call this number for me?

No mate I just don't care about wanking that much because I'm not a sadcase
Sometimes I forget to wank

na wont have comp

Definite tranny

me dangling in the middle

>I need that bad boy to do me right on a Friday
>And I need that good one to wake me up on a Sunday
>That one from work can come over on Monday night
>I want 'em all
>I want 'em all

all women should be arrested

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will you give me those sue bubble pics before you go?

Just posting it in case if anyone wants to call this number.

Yep go for it mate.

>got into Tesco at 10 minutes to midnight
>In the middle of the store looking for my ITEMS to purchase
>In the midst of this the security guard decided to lock the fucking door
>I was unaware of this because Tesco keep the lights on all night but as soon as I finished the self checkout I couldn't get out
>Had the entire store to myself so I went to the back room but there was still nobody there
>you probably think this story has an ending but I'm phoneposting and still fucking here

what do I do lads?
there is literally nobody here and I'm locked in
it doesn't open until 6am

I'm in the Tesco near Bham city centre.
If any of you Bham lads could come and help me out that would be swell.

there will never be another british band like radiohead