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Why are brits so handsome?

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your typical brit/pol/ poster

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>Tfw fired from my wagie job because I put a swastika in my signature block
>create sifnature block for emails to friends with swastika
>my friends in the office thought it was funny
>accidentally send email with it to shekelstein client
>shekelstein sends an email to my manager and gets me fired

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The duality of man.

Ah yes, the made up story gimmick

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justedwojak.com/

top heh

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the shutin introverts dont travel or get put in movies

arent britpol posters all weirdly anti-working class

No one looks like that on the brit posters picture
Well, apart from that kid with the beanie

Surfs up dude! You're a surfer don't lie to me, bro.

*drinks 4tbspoons of olive oil*

lmao

do people still use Snapchat

I want to be massaged with olive oil

>ordered some 100mg edibles

Of what? Pot? Ketamine?
Answer accordingly t x ta la bla

you walk into the kitchen and hear a soft "plompf" behind you
you turn around, see this, and hear a faint whisper saying "pet me faggot"
what do you do

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*drinks 3/4 cups of Emma Watson’s wee*

Normies migrated to IG

I used to wank with it

pet him and turn into a faggot. not necessarily in that order

>3rd delay on monitor
>build won't be here for this weekend

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>I'll let you fuck me raw every day if you prevent the UK from leaving the EU x

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milk truk

did you have to get it shipped from a developed country with a tech industry and post dial-up internet speed?

Nerd

why does leftypol love killing babies so much?

yes it was all ready within hours of ordering, aside from the monitor which has been pushed back by a day every day this week

What makes you think a single person has the power to affect any change and also your face is busted

I want to have penis-in-vagina sex with Emma Watson.

why does rorke love killing immigrants so much?

Yes so anyway, Anton Newcombe of the band Brian Jonestown Massacre is a great musician and he makes great music, I am a big supporter of his work, however, I argued with him briefly about the youth of the US and the UK's attraction to far-right politics on Twitter and out of embarrassment he blocked me. During the argument he did admit that he is out of touch with the youth slightly, so I called his outbursts retarded and him "old now" and he couldn't come back from this harsh truth and had to resort to the blocking of my Tweet account. He then proceeded to write several inflammatory twats aimed at me referencing him blocking me but I don't mind this, I still buy his records and listen to his music. Next time though he should think on

>Summer 2018-19 was hottest on record, BOM says, with little relief expected for autumn
stopstopSTOP

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Had four blueberry muffins today

Fat cunt

They talk among themselves of the expedition in loud voices and the old Mennonite shakes a rueful head and sips his drink and mutters.

They'll stop you at the river, he says.

The second corporal looks past his comrades. Are you talking to me?

At the river. Be told. They'll jail you to a man.

Who will?

The United States Army. General Worth.

They hell they will.

Pray that they will.

He looks at his comrades. He leans toward the Mennonite. What does that mean, old man?

Do ye cross that river with yon filibuster armed ye'll not cross it back.

Don't aim to cross it back. We goin to Sonora.

What's it to you, old man?

The Mennonite watches the enshadowed dark before them as it is reflected to him in the mirror over the bar. He turns to them. His eyes are wet, he speaks slowly. The wrath of God lies sleeping. It was hid a million years before men were and only men have power to wake it. Hell aint half full. Hear me. Ye carry war of a madman's making into a foreign land. Ye'll wake more than the dogs.

thinking of getting fake tattoos so girls will talk to me

and when they inevitably ask about them because tattoos are like lures to a fish i'll tell them they're fake and when they are taken aback by that i'll explain that its like makeup for men and if they wear makeup its unfair too, you see.

why are people so cruel

Good idea. Get a fake face tattoo of something controversial on the face. Like something Belsen camp-ish

just eaten a whole mess of kale crisps

*shrugs* why not

although i would hide a razor somewhere close by and shave her armpit while im hittin that

...

why the utter fuck would a Mennonite be speaking like that? what retard wrote this?

How long until Darwin is uninhabitable

When did this happen lol

India vs Pakistan

Also known as bowel vs towel

Based dutchies forcing mulsims to beocme proper members of asocitye.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/27/netherlands-cuts-muslim-mans-benefits-refusing-shave-beard

Last year lol

Man I stink like shit lol

We have a right to bear arms, not hands. ok? It was a crime reduction program and it worked

Do you have any pics? Blur out the names if you want

Ah yes toilberg reigns supreme

t. Pajeet

Welsh Alex Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yank Alex Jones

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CORR

I'm going to bed now
Don't much like any of you
Night

nofile.io/f/wkKvq7cHg2p/1.mp4

twitter.com/buz_buzro/
This is you then? Nice profile pic

virus compilation

night

twitter.com/buz_buzro/
alert alert
Dogshit Dave has been doxxed

Unfortunately not no since I deleted Twitter but you could probably find his tweets still, it would just take the piss.
I explained briefly (this was before the more than 140 characters thing came in) about the swap that took place politically similar to theme of that book written by that woman about Jow Forums and the Drumpf supporters, something along those lines about how now everything has reversed politically, etc. I was trying to say it within the character limit, it's not easy explaining shit on Twitter
Nah, I don't have Twitter anymore. He argues with people everyday anyway lol

Gayyyy

Panties: Nice and Pungent (i hope)

Fucking bollocks mate, that's you

dave looks like my old maths teacher

>The Hunter S Thompson quote
>The ranting into the abyss

classic dogshit dave this

any handsome man in
it's fun constantly having girls showing interest in you
can literally get a gf on demand

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Why would I be saying he's old now when that guy in the picture looks about the same age as him. He looks about 45

Give over Dave, we all know you're in your 30's or near abouts. That lad looks easily touching 30

dave you're a good looking lad mate

toilberg is forcing me to marry his daughter lads

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top sahgger dave, easily best looking on /brit/

dave, do you rave?

What do you do when its raining

poo
wank
funpost

I guess you're not since you always complain about not having a gf

i'd shag dave

put on a sweater and ride a short fat pony around desolate rocky landscapes

Not me, i'm quite honestly far more handsome than him and his tweets are all about football, guys basically an OAP

You can keep on denying it but I definitely know it's you mate

doing a feel, lads

>He's tweeted Dave Grohl
Yeah, you must be fucking smoking hard drugs if you think that's me

dunno how dave would have time to raise a child while spending as much time on the chon as myself looool

what about london paki?

did rogan bring up the tranny porn incident?
more or less wrote AJ off after that ngl

If Brexit doesn't happen what do you think will happen?

Dogshit Dave is my favorite Pantera member.

could get a gf if i want one
might get one soon

youtube.com/watch?v=TJg-nqmlIOo

fantastic choon here lads

I had to delete Twitter because I realised I'd probably end up getting arrested lol