>step out of airport
>see this
>"Well howdy, shoog! Y'look starvin'! Why don'tcha hop on m'wagon and we'll rustle up some grub? Ya like grits and possum? Cornbread too if y'play yer cards right! Mama's kookier than a three-legged prairie dog but hoo-wheeeee! She sure can fix a mean supper! Later we'll pop some varmints out back with m'daddy's Bushmaster. Now how's that sound, handsome?"
Response?
no hick girl is that attractive, and they're all riddled with diseases.
You're not white
Is this how foreigners really see the US?
Can you squeal like a bitch?
I've never heard a southern girl say the word grub
>Well, howdy, shoog! Gosh, we're starving! Why don't you hop on that there oven tray...
too white to be a burger
You havent been to the south have you?
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In real life she would be 50 pounds heavier and much uglier with acne all over her face from a diet of Mountain Dew and fried chicken
...
...I drive
You fuckers are just mad at America, there are TONS of hot girls in the US and
>supposed to be from the south
nevermind carry on
Imagine the smell
wrong
Hannah Baron is a goddess. One of the only good things my state has produced
Literally what I wake up to every single day.
Based Aquafresh
was about to post her
So are possum but you can still eat them
Damn str8
>tfw no catfish noodling plucky hick gf
This fantasy definitely makes sense
it's accurate though
get yerself a southern gf
^This. Most of them look 45 when they're 25.
that a fact, yankee?
The traditional Southern diet has nothing to do how poorly people age, it's mostly because nobody wants to exercise or move when it's 35 degrees with 101% humidity. People aren't particularly wealthy or educated either to know how to take care of themselves.
tell that to these fine women
>smokes
>listens to trap and modern country
>LoCAlLy hAt3D
Yeah.... No.
trap is based country less so
Hayley Williams is a southern girl.
Plus Southern whites are mostly Anglo-Irish and they evolved for the cool, damp conditions of northwestern Europe, so the sun really does a number on their pale skin.
You're a dumb dumb
makes them look amazing better than you yank pieces of shit
so does almost everyone m8
No it isn't
That looks more like France to be honest.
That's why Australians also have the world's worst rate of skin cancer.
how do I get this qt? This one specifically.
If you are actually from the South you know that most girls don't look like this. Especially the type of girl who hunts is pretty much guaranteed to be at least 20 lbs overweight.
Move to the american south and say you are a crocodile hunter and show off your trophies
bla blah blah i can't hear you
Southern girls are hot but Texans are retarded.
If you're an abo, just pretend to be black. Southern white girls love black cock.
Texas is not the South
>crocodile
Lad...
Yes it is you mouth breathing baboon
Strangely enough, this is 100% true.
Southern women pretend to "long for the past", but what they really long for is B.B.C!
What? Are you illiterate? I was replying to an aussie cunt
Nobody except Yankees or Texans thinks this
I know both of these posts are ironic but I'm from rural Virginia and this is unironically 100% true. All the white girls here tout their Mexican and black boyfriends all the way up until they run out of their lives at 8 months of pregnancy.
Well, they never learn. These cum dumpsters go back to birthing more from unknown dads from Mexican/Black bros. The vicious cycle.
Everyone except simple minded uneducated retards know texas is a southern state
I'm from the south (and not texas btw) and I can tell you this isn't true. The white women here aren't desperately all over black cock despite your simple primitive incel delusions leading you to believe otherwise
>I'm from the south (and not texas btw) and I can tell you this isn't true. The white women here aren't desperately all over black cock despite your simple primitive incel delusions leading you to believe otherwise
Sincerely doubt it. As I said I live in rural Virginia and have been all over North and South Carolina. The only place I found this not to be the case was West Virginia but they're not Southerners. Where are you from?
Louisiana, so deep south you spastic fucking kid killer
>shoog
wut
>louisiana
>south
Frogs and nigs LARPing as southerners
Are you retarded?
Weird way to spell sug', a term of endearment short for sugar
sorry i actually have a busy day of working out and looking at pictures of muscular men on the internet no homo
Disgusting. Imagine not desiring a cute european med qt but wanting loud trailer park trash that drinks bud light and farts louder than you
are you stupid?
>Response?
I came here to kill Lincolnites and drink sweet tea
and I'm all out of sweet tea...
nigs are southern sweety :)
lol enjoy it
why do tourists love Ribeira so much?
that place is fucking overrun these days...
shut up kid
Been living in South Carolina and have never heard anybody called "sugar." Maybe a Texas thing.
lol
Just a reminder that every Dixie boy must mind his Uncle Sam
not it's not
fuck off back to europe
Love having the 2nd lowest birthrate
this is 100% not how any girl that looks like that would ever sound
this is
australia has crocodiles smoothbrain