/brit/

dont use drugs

Holy
Fucking
PENG

makes me sad when poor men die for causes they don't believe in

Knock knock

so "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is a meme, right? a falsehood
alroight cunt

who's there

It's me. Alri la

desu i want a british gf

haha good game lad you actually did well in the end there

Me too, since Emma Watson is British.

i feel much less anxious and depressed in general though

only bad part is the wanking stuff but that's a fair trade for peace of mind imo

i want an american gf so i can get the greencard and move out of this hellhole

Building up a thirst

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I want an independent scotland and a scottish gf

no i want her to say something long the lines of "cum on me knickers and let me suck your collywobbles"

the doctor is in

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why are you so mad bruh

you didn't have to leave the game

Knock knock

the actual fuck is that

Not that guy, I'm playing with some other dude. Followed your game a little bit though, and it was pretty interesting.

I think you were just being humble when you said you're not a good player; you're probably average to above average. Your opponent honestly wasn't doing too hot 2bh.

lichess.org/jMfwXm2y

lets go

if someone makes a lichess match I'll play, keep in mind I'm not terrible

Post fucking machines

I'm still playing, you cocksucker

teaching my cat how to dab

state

what are the advantages of having ireland under british control?

Milking machines are better

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ever get that sneaking suspicion things were better in the old days?

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Knock knock.

who's white?

*doesn't answer*

hahaha wtf is that

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I’m jealous of you Brits. Your country and cooler is so much better than ours

no its not

Low quality bait

If I’m going to enjoy a British girl’s accent I want her to have a sexy British accent, not one of those lower class accents where they use the word “me” in place of “my”.

KNOCK KNOCK

Shieeet, it's actually pretty evenly matched

>"I think of San Domingo and of father's persistent efforts to bring about annexation every time I ride upon the Elevated or in the subway, and see white women stand while negroes occupy the seats." - Jesse Grant

*calls the police*

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The only person that post 'baited' was you, because you seem to find something disagreeable with it. The rest of us didn't reply to the picture because it has a very common sense message that we can't really disagree with

replied to the wrong post
won't bother correcting the record save this post

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Can one of you help me get Bee's attention?

lichess.org/0yNy662i

I'll be your friend. I think her accent is sexy.

Damn, Israeli can play a mean game of chess. Ngl, you knaw mean?

have a pimple under my titty

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i fucked up trying to play too fast he's gonna win

Milking

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>titty
actual girl wtf

Comparing a fucking Amtrak first class in the 50's with a metro is a low quality bait

Fatty McFatfat

yank hours
fuck this

Oh my god almighty that was so fucking peng

I'm here

gg
right im off to sleep, I'll play tomorrow to see if any of you can challenge my elite skills

No offense, but from what I could see, he was just a higher skill level than you. Not even trying to be an asshole, it's just my objective analysis.

It did kind of seem like you were rushing though, so maybe if you had invested more energy into the game, it would have been a little more even, but I think he still would've won anyways regardless.

Good game overall though. Entertaining.

why not play right now
lichess.org/hGjXudCk

well played la

alright, last one

hol up, did this guy seriously play rook first?

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this newb aborted the game....

here's new link:lichess.org/bjn547mf

What man would not be a dancer if he could?

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>tfw you will never be British

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xD

hi xx

Mother milk could contain HIV. So be careful when you suck it.

That looks seriously painful.

Your mums doesnt. As ive discovered

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This looks like a nice place to take a shit

yeah it requires absolute focus and i was posting in here etc. i've played the israeli before i think and he beat me then too so he probably is
yeah but playing fast, less than 30 sec per turn or i was trying to anyway. i dont know how people play well when its timed

Paul Simon lads

youtube.com/watch?v=u3_UddjEGMA

This looks like a nice place to shake a tit

practicing making my own free license memes so i can distribute them to my /brit/ friends when copyright laws come into effect

they're bootleg but they're all we got

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president donald j moutheyes

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rook pawn move is literally the weakest first move you could possibly make

what other games are multiplayer

the only time i've liked a post from a yank

This looks like a nice place to suck a nigger

Shit, are you watching his current game? The skill level is super apparent between white, who's using precanned by-the-book movies, versus the Israeli, who's thinking ahead 2 or 3 steps or so.

I don't wanna suck his dick or anything, but I do like watching skilled chess players at work.

doin ur mum

play me
lichess.org/8UFeNYUX

ah a slight improvement

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in awe at this post ngl
sheer gall of the man

Sounds like that My Silver Lining song

youtube.com/watch?v=sNNYtm2XJGc

Hurry up twat

>he aborted

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