/brit/

I want to make Emma Watson smile, even in a nonsexual manner.

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I'm losing the plot. Sick of seeing virgin freak posting
Just do anything, fuck a whore if you must. It's so boring. It's what 15-16 year olds on school playgrounds whine about. "I'm a big virgin freak wah girls dont like me :(((((" Shut up and be a man. It's not difficult. It's frustrating to read, ffs. Virgins get the fuck out or shut the fuck up and suffer in silence

VIRGINS OUT

Based Zula po

Based screenshot po

Going to lose my virginity with you if we ever meet

reckon im still a virgin because I refuse to pay the full bill on restaurant dates

Well give some fucking pointers then Casanova. We're not all naturals

i'm back

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I love girls when they're drunk though. They really do turn into vicious creatures, its lovely to see someones real side

Undercover virgin freak detected

If you wanna lose your virginity just drink a lot, it'll eventually make sense

Went to sleep too early

Woke up to early

Blog off

Bad advice

Women only exist for sex and half of you can't even do that right.

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Up early for instatoil eh?

based

All the advice in the world has been given to virgin freaks. They don't fucking listen. The next day they're back on their lego anime cartoon gimp game all day again. So, what? What advice can you give? They simply refuse to make change but then keep whinging about being a gimp all day
I wish I was so I could relate to every post in every thread seeing as it consists entirely of virgin freak posting

>virgins

Hahahahaha freaks

Lost it at 14

Any gang man in

t. Freud

you should be waking up this early every day you lazy cunt

Literally this.

Go on a couple nights out with at least ONE friend

Get absolutely rekt

Talk to a slosher

Done.

It’s that fucking ez

If you pay for a hooker for your first time it does NOT count

up late you mean, instatoil never finish

_ _ _ _ _ N _ _ _ _ K

obviously drink in social situations not on your lonely

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Sorry that post was me and I don’t have a job and going to prison in two weeks so I’m blaaaaaazing up

Too early
Wanna make me famous insta god

Will gibe 20% of all future earnings

Doopin heckk

PANCAKES! IT'S PANCAKES! I KNOW IT!

Thinking about doing a 6ix9ine 100% completion speedrun

Icarus tings

Based Americans

Why are our daytime mutts so spastic

Are they literally the dregs that are to speergy for the other USA lads

yanks are really on fire tonight actually but unironically

What in the doopin heckk?

I only run a reddit tier memepage with 2.9k followers but follow me and i'll follow you and if im still doing this in the long run im sure some insta influencer thing could be arranged
@areallyfunnymemepage

>finish spliff
>it’s bright out

Sunrise was fuckin quick

So bizarre, lad. Lmao. Why do you do this?

I will do it but randomly so you don’t dox me eheheheheh

No booze or bud oh my god I'm dyin. I can't sleep without chemical assistance. I should go back to heroin.

I now realise you probs know my face anyway hehehehe

Very good post

v. v. dire yankpost

Ktf but not heroin only brodeine for me

Thank allah for neetbux

there's literally no fucking difference between Canada and the US

Smoking some opium

E
D
C
BOOIIIIISSS

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Um sorry sweaty but Toronto is based

Canadian nogs > creaturas

mainlining fentanyl

Very bent post

be merican, get shot hihi

>kills your favourite rapper
Heh nothin personell kid

Just stuck 5g of DMT up my arse.

Doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_and_Romanticism

Give the advice instead of just claiming it's been given

swear I explain this twice a week now but basically I spoke to another memepage runner and he said he makes £10-£30 a day of a 35k memepage doing shoutouts for people and £50-£150 a day with his combined pages with 200k followers
So my aim its to reach 30k followers (which seems reasonable if I put in on average 8 hours a day for the foreseeable future) and then its basically an extra bit of side cash for the rest of my life or until insta dies

I am now thinking about all the girlfriends that could have been

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Fascinating read. Did a skim

Love me woife, love the boys down at the construction job, simple as, really

*groans in satisfaction as I sink into a recliner and crack open a cold beverage*

need some real good fresh pussy to fix my morning wood

When did you realise that life and society just comes down to money?

Fair play well good luck lad. Why not get into crypto or something?

>depression

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NNNNOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CREAM

since day dot

About 26 years of age I reckon

I stole some fent patches like 10 years ago and almost died. Missed opportunities eh? Still plenty of time to meet the old make though heh heh.

youtube.com/watch?v=wBFM849xaXc

Circa 14 years old

I like you. Good posts

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well I did at one point, had £100 in XRP then that crytocurrency boom happened and i had £700 in XRP. And then after basically gambling with random cryptos and getting nowhere with it I decided not to bother

>8 hours of work a day for £30
Lol

Waiting for the Pes servers to come back online so I can waste neetbux on micro transactions like a good goyim

Just diagnosed you with autism la

Go get it verified

going to keep drawing /brit/ pepes tonight to keep me awake

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mum has the same car key
stay taking Ls mouthyank

t. Can’t into math

Exponential growth in an easily exploited market

>i want to flex my watch and my 9mm
then post your watch and 9mm like you do every other day

always subconsciously knew it, but i think around the age of 15

>i play video games

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there’s literally no difference between mexico and every other LatAm shithole except for the civilian narco victim bodycount

Only whilst I smoke a spliff mon

Then mi go mek tunes

Fucksake give the advice cunt

em 9mm is the superior handgun cartridge .45 is for wannabe operators i hope you'd agree with me

the current 8 hours applies to me spamming self-promos on other peoples memepages with comment like 'follow @areallyfunnymemepage'. This gives me about 25 followers a hour, so 200 per 8 hours. Once I have the follower base though it would only take me a few mins a day to find and post a good meme and reply to messages, aka spare time when im waiitng around to do something or whatever. Basically a passive income but im going to have to put in probably a years worth of mind-numbing effort into it before I can receive that

Holy
Fucking
BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Jxn-LTEv6tI

End of Feb lads, changed the month on the ol' calendar

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Acceptable
How's the music coming along?

weird way to type 10mm

dont know whats going on in my nose and nasal cavity, but it ain't good

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How old are you?

.45 is for boomer fudds
>stopping power
oh no no

Take the piss

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