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Very well indeed

Had a nice day today getting coffee with the so called gf

Always like taking pictures of succulents

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okay i go to the adult day care for mentally ill people now bye lads

Holy shit lads. The Aussie girls I chatted with have their own wikipedia page

I always think she's so good looking until i see full body pics.

You wot m8?

Every second lass here is a social media influencer

>The Aussie girls I chatted with

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Piers Morgan is hated by everyone and Susanna Reid is seen as a walking pair of tits but for some reason their TV show is successful

makes no sense

Can the parents of mentally ill people in Netherlands consent to their retard kid getting enuthasia?

you've made it doug my son

youtube.com/watch?v=GkPb1rJa3Hs

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Good to hear
Enjoy your coffee lad, love a good coffee me

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism

?

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Good post lol I was just thinking

No retards not, only people with unbearable pain

She and her friend are professional cyclists

Chavs aren’t a uniquely British phenomena
My many English co-workers are always shocked when they find out there is a bogan chav in the Australian suburban-sprawl, known as ‘eshays’ or ‘esh lads’

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ANCIENT GIMMICK COMING THROUGH:

U wot m8? I’ll wreck u m8 I swear on me mum.

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Grim. Always fantasised Australia as some faraway paradise with none of the shitty problems of Britain.

Might kill myself now

new haircut

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I've been duped

i mean you're literally a former prison colony, did you think we thought you're a country made of nice people?

Gf just sent me this

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ed, your successful with women post your tinder profile so I can use it as a template

t. Dylan Roof

You’ll rarely encounter them in the inner suburbs and CBD areas where most modern British expats live anyway so I wouldn’t fret

If you ever wonder where every white Londoner is, they’ve got permanent residency in Australia working an office job

English expats here are oft talking about the knifings and chav menace

instead of "americans" i'd prefer it if you called us "burger kings"

Burger niggers

Hmmmmmmmm, as it were

not having dinner tonight
too hot

women aren't *exclusively* turned on by looks

they're turned on by dominance, confidence, control, assertiveness, debonair qualities and overall alphaness tbqh

It's the reason why you so often see 8/10s going out with meh looking men.

Women's looks are far more important to men than men's looks are to women.

I like it

Should be "Burger kangz"

i have been skipping breakfast and lunch but having a big dinner as my only meal. is this a good strategy to lose weight?

the only fluids i drink are water and black coffee or tea

it's February retard

I agree with this post in a broad sense but the graph was people rating images only, where you’re allowed to be your most superficial

those are the black americans

I want to smell it.

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as long as you have dinner before 8pm maybe

Although I've always followed that strategy and rather than losing weight I just maintain an identical one forever.
That being said I've always been skinny so meh.

>murder
>based
freak

How are you supposed to read that graph?

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I've never murdered anyone, personally

So anyway

I’m thinking a cowskin in the living area under a nice coffee table? Perhaps a wood slice table or is that contrived?

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Suspicious post

furniture is for snobs

The Australian athlete girls couldn't believe I was 28 and said I looked amazing. Said I'll look 20 when I hit 80 haha

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Get one of those coffee tables sculpted with a chainsaw.

Needs a beer fridge

*blaaaaaaaaagh gargle bluuuuuumpf cuhh cuhhh*

means fuck off in yankspeak

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Might put in a wine cooler

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Will you be putting beer in it

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I put beer in the fridge

Got a lot of unibroue lately

I was playing Pokemon GO on my phone

As was the guy sitting next to me

We didn't talk

He moved when space became available

Can hear seagulls even though I live as far from the coast as possible. I don’t remember there being so many seagulls inland when I was younger. Is it just me or have they moved inwards in the past few decades? Speaking of inwards, coastal erosion is fucking mental. In the past century Britain’s lost something like 6 villages to the sea but the government’s done fuck all to alleviate it. Climate change is scary lads. Too many gulls about.

Do farts still stink in Australia?

Well that’s good

Durham vs Warwick

get a gas stove top

ignore the paki shit

Paki bloke in a dress

He probably didn’t like sitting next to a nonce paki bender.

>lost six villages to the sea
That’s mental
Surely that’d be considered a crisis of sorts

racism against whites is the real racism

Small Doug haha

Really want one but that's something for a bit later, will make do for now

Best talking heads album?

Always tired lads. No matter how many hours I sleep. Always try to push my alarm as far forward as I can, but I was late a few times for work and Toilberg was mad

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I want Emma Watson to fart on my balls as I’m fucking her.

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Nah, the villages are all too small. Local councils have been petitioning for funding to prepare for climate change but the London-centric Westminster doesn’t give a single fuck about the desolate provincials.

Hello

Just got from the gym ready to start a new day

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>The Australian athlete girls couldn't believe I was 28 and said I looked amazing. Said I'll look 20 when I hit 80 haha

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business and idea: nuke every population center in russia west of the Urals, seize the oilfields and other natural resources in Siberia

take multivitamins
trust me you'll feel like superman after a week

>at London tower bridge at night
>tons of people chilling around
>twink looking homeless comes up to me with a bright smile and asks "you got any spare money so I can buy cigs and relax"
>tell him I don't have any cigs
>he says he just needs spare money for cigs
>reply that I don't smoke
>smile drops and he walks off
>see him getting rejected by everybody trying to chill

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You might have sleep apnea Finlad

A mate of mine was constantly tired and we thought it was from all of his manual labour, but it turned out he had it and once he got treated has a lot more energy

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>at Capital
>thinking about chilling around
>chill around
>brb

toilberg is an anti-semitic slur

Chuck’s Fuck and Suck.

sleep apnea is for fat cunts

My friend was a larger lad, yes
But his lean brother got diagnosed too

I see

>think you can beat my score, user?

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I've never been friends with a fat cunt

Doubtful