I actually tried one of these today for the first time. Its not bad. Good break from iced coffee

I actually tried one of these today for the first time. Its not bad. Good break from iced coffee.

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Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

Gen xer here. It's funny because I looked at them at the supermarket today because it appears all the elite gen boomers on here drink it.

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Cheers!

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There's barely any caffeine in them. It's like the equivalent of a small coffee.

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I had one today, couldn't stop my smileing in the gas station because I was thinking of all the boomer memes. People started giving me funny looks.

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Kek. I actually was kind of embarrassed when the girl at the gas station was ringing it up. She was probably thinking "get a load of this fucking boomer"

I bought some sardines today because they were saying on /pol its the ultimate man food.

I wonder how much money they made off this shitty meme

I legit want to buy one because I'm turning 30 soon

lmao I always wonder if people around me secretly know about the meme when I buy it.

Cheers lads

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Small coffee is the equivalent of large coffee. They don't put extra caffeine in those big ass cups at Fagbucks

nice, very comfy

Imagine being this retarded.

>People actually DO fuck these things
xvideos.com/video10408511/pool_cleaning_machine

Oooh lah lahhhh....

I bought a four pack of these the other day. I’ve had the worst farts since a started drinking them. So much so that my girlfriend had to go and sleep in the spare room last night as she couldn’t stand the smell. I’m buying another four today.

hes right tho, espresso and a fag starbucks cups have erither the same caffeine, or espresso has actually more lmao

You sound like you're somewhere between 15 and 16 years of age and are performing somewhat poorly at school. This site is for 18+ adults, kiddo, come back in a couple years.

I keep seeing this. Can an oldfag tell me the origin?

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The true origin is as follows....

ADVICE TO LINK MARINES
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.
ADVICE OVER

youtu.be/uPjbn_CKDwc

Nice quads but that video is clearly not the origin.

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