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What's the best way to ignore the guilt of making your mother sad when committing suicide?

I didn't drop out, I completed grade 10 and chose not to pursue an HSC, instead declaring to pursue my true passion in life

People didn’t have a stick up their arse back then. It was a different time

that's because it got really old and boring

I am no longer human

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Don’t commit sucide until while your mums still alive

>dropping out in year 10

BASED tradie

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the stupidest cunt in the world can pass grade 10

Just because you did a few more years of secondary and slogged your way through university doesn't make you smarter or more valuable than me

Pussi Kot

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like your old dears fanny for me

Going to style up my bedroom like this

Wood is taupe though

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Keep thinking about the time I french kissed another guy, lads.

Both straight, both good with the girls, both sharp, clean, fit boys with good senses of humor. What the fuck, why did we fucking do that? It wasn't even to put a show for the girls around. We just kissed just to kiss. Why the fuck did he do that? Why did it have to be a french kiss?

Fuck, can't stop thinking about it. I know I'm not gay, I've had girlfriends before and I NEVER would have sex with a man. What the fuck was that then?

Anyone else kiss a dude on accident like that?

shut up and mow my lawn you peasant

tradies are scum

I don't want to kill her though, and she's pretty healthy, she might have another 30 years. I can't imagine living that much longer.

murder suicide
(note for yank police this is satire)

Well la-dee-fucking-da. Mister FATCAT here's going to have a million dollar renovation for his fancy new home! Woop dee fucking doo!

it's all going to be alright lads

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Why do I never match with the girls I want on tinder? I average about 3 matches a day sometimes more sometimes less but it’s never with the ones I actually want.
Fuck using superlikes though I bet girls see that as desperate.

for me it is
not you I'm afraid

asio has been sending me cryptic messages lads

are you rich

>teehee im a bent redditspacer btw :v

I might be though

*superlikes you*

prefer my croissants fried, not baked

*surreptitiously puts on housecoat*

looks like summer's over...lol!

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yeah but I'd prefer you call me Richard

Nope. How would you feel if someone super liked YOU? Girls thrive on affection and attention. If they can see you as a source of validation, they will let you into their little circle. But you're not there to be her girlfriend, right? You're not there to make her your wife. It's tinder, so it's okay to be a little underhanded with these tactics sometimes.

People call it "the game", but attraction really, literally is just a great big game, and it takes smart people to play it.

*deepfries your stupid face*

Bbq, pizza, or chicken crimpy croissants?

love's a dangerous game
have you tried serenading them?

well that seems false and contrived

Bird on tinder looks like michael jackson after the surgery
had to swipe like on that

Literally unironically not gay though lmao. Your parents were real disappointed when they found out you were though.

hmm need to read this again

is blurred in my mind with pic. rel

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He he

*nasally gimp voice*
Bird on tinder looks like michael jackson after the surgery
had to swipe like on that

I was just browsing through tinder myself and got a few matches but i dont know if it's the algorithm or something but it keeps showing black girls

this in my mind means its showing me the literal BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING BARREL

was eating lunch outside the treasury building today and governmentberg had them doing pilates out the front for a good 30 minutes
can't imagine the utter concentration camp it must be inside, gives me the fear just thinking about it

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SCREAMING

what would your boyfriend think of you using gay as an insult like that?
don't @ me

reckon the aussie posters have an agenda against me

reckon the aussie posters have an agenda against me

I dunno I would date a girl from there, most girls have shit like “not looking for one night stands” in there profiles anyway.
So far I’ve been taking the fairly average looking ones out for drinks then fucking them a few times before ghosting them.
I’ve lost 3 hoodies doing this, girls seem to love borrowing hoodies.

black girls are superior

*jonathan ross woice*
Biwd on tindaw wooks wike michael jackshon awfdah de thurgery
*pause for waughta*
had to fwipe wike on dat

apparently I sound like a tarq

Went to a state school and live in a four-bed 1990s built house, parents pulled in no more than £145k combined when working

uhh

You think I'm making it up bro? You tell me first thing you think of if we match I'm just gonna tell her you look like Michael Jackson

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Agreed BUT I NEVER SEEM TO FUCKING MATCH WITH ANY

There's a whole big subfield of machine learning that focuses on stopping AI systems from developing racist biases

if i had a fuckin dime for every time i’ve said this to myself in the last 12 months i could stay unemployed till i’m 90

White women are the most privileged and entitled people in history.

>smoko

sister said people that smoke in Australian cities are treated like lepers, is this true?

You should feel happy that the toildrones aren’t getting lazy on your (the taxpayers) dime

are they wrong?

Take her out or drinks lad could be a laugh. Or ask her if anyone’s ever said she looks like someone.

shamona!

Are you fucking mental mate
I'm not some ugly virgin lmao

investing in ambiguous race gf

semi-esoteric quip

call her a pretty young thing

Looked at this picture before I read your post. Immediately thought this girl looks way too much like Michael Jackson.

Wish I was in your situation, I live in one of the whitest cities in England.

people who smoke are disgusting and work with their hands

balding boomer just said "dodgy looking black lad" in the office without skipping a beat

Diego

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reckon that's the key
a bit of asian, a bit of east african, a dollop of italian...

Ray is /ourguy/
>ahhh yes

we're not so different after all. I'm not really into surface reality that much either

what is tinder like for a woman

Taxes on fags here are so ridiculous that a single pack can be anywhere from $25 to $50, I get mine from Japan for $10 because there's a massive black market thankfully. Tons of Aussies have to either just pay outright and get completely fucked over or only have access to Chinese fags sourced from Harbin made with gutter oil and human hair

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>tfw personality of a brick wall

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An old volunteer at my office who was reading a book about the First World War said “I never knew so many negros fought in the war” in front of everyone, made me chuckle.

youtube.com/user/AverRal/videos

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Honestly have no issue with smokers paying 20, 50, 100 bucks for a pack
*dabs*

basado

i don't smoke and i disapprove of those who do

>smokes brown plant
Omg eww how can you do that to your body it’s so dangerous!! You’re hurting society, think of the children, stay away from us gross smoker!
>smokes green plant
Wow you’re so cool and hip, I love smoking lets all smoke together. Lol look at that stupid mother complaining I’m going to blow a cloud in her babies face haha

fiancée's grandad once described an old suit he had as "nigger brown"

smokers are the bedrock of antipodean society
without us you'd be nothing

are they her top teeth or bottom teeth showing??

hows the acromegaly treating you

drinkers are the bedrock, smokers are just a fungus

Office for National Statistics figures show estimated net migration to the UK from the EU in the year ending September 2018 fell to a level last seen in 2009 while net migration from outside the EU was at its highest since 2004

good job rorkes

They can be picky as fuck as it’s almost guaranteed they will match with anyone they swipe right on. That being said they still get about 600 matches.
I know some girls back home who are pretty solid 5s certainly no higher and they all have 500-600 matches.

So quiet yet sturdy and dependable with an attractive rugged nature?

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