1. your cunt

what happens when you get a boner?

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C'est très pédé, ça.

Magic ;]

Sure why not?

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In a onsen? Isn't that a bit gay?

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*grabs your dick*

Do you love Finland?

in a "super sentou"
actually i didn't do it directly. we were in a thin yukata-ish thing laying on a hot stone bath together. he showed me his arm and told me how much of sweat he got on it, so i stood up and approached to him to see it more clearly and then suddenly chatbite'd it through this thin cloth, pretending que c'est justement un jou.

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No, since there aren't many public bathhouses here other than maybe saunas that you'll see in gyms or public pools.
I've gone skinny dipping though.

Yes, also just bathing in a lake is fine

How common is it to go to a sauna with your friends in your country?

Don't have anyone cute enough to go to a public bath with

once or twice per month

Did you fuck afterwards?

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What the heck is a chatbite

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We don't have public baths here

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Basically, playing tag in France is called "jouer à chat", so chat-bite is a version of tag where instead of catching each other, you grab each other's dicks.

Do you actually grab eachother's dicks?
You do it with clothes on though, right?

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Depend on how homo you want the thing to get.

Yes to both. It's a playground game.

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it's a chad hobby boomers were doing for fun, i don't really get the appeal to it since we are sexually insecure now.

Are you saying that kids don't do it anymore?

sounds like it would be... interesting... to play naked

i can't do it, that's unironically gay. i just pinched his dick with the points of my 5 fingers through his thin trousers. 2bh it's been our playing since we met

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Only girl bathing with each other, no male.

i don't know i'm not a kid since a long time

But what if you grab it while he is running and you unintentionally yank it
That must hurt a lot
So you learn while young uh?
Explains many things
Do you like doing this?

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yes, but i prefer mamada

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oh!? Do tell, I'm not a girl

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You like giving mamadas!?

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it's a joke used and reused in tv shows since as far as i can remember

Girl naked and have a bath with each other.
What you want to tell more.

i want to get mamada, not give it

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is it dark and gloomy or full of steam and hot?

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The one with the smallest pp should always be the one to give the mamada, thats the law

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Just take a bath and shower each other.
Some girl can be more touchy.

sounds pleasant

isn't it a fixed game?

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>Touch you tits and hehe.
Sounds risky. Les or Bi female often stronger and can pin other female even they look kinda normal. Female doesn't suppose to scream "at that moment" because still friend.

A fixed game?
I dont understand

i mean I'd be meant to be the one who loses in the game

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B-but thats not fair!
If your pp is bigger then its also easier to grab

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but your dick is 6cm bigger than mine, and i don't want to lose the game because i want to get mamada.

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Yes

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I want to go to an onsen in order to impress japanese guys with my hairiness and 1m83.

you are almost as tall as i am

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But thats not fair!
I deserve the mamada

Do you feel pretty tall by japanese standards ?

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What I love about Japanons is, that you can never tell for sure if they’re being sarcastic or autistic.

>But thats not fair!
what? you want to get mamada, your dick is bigger than mine and the one whose dick is bigger than the other is the winner in the game, how's it unfair tho?
yes, by a great margin

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Cute, we never talked much I guess but you're one of my favorite poster on this website frenchboo user.

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J'ai acheté un livre grammaire française alors mon français sera très mieux. Tu ne peux plus voir mon français mignon

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you people are being ironically gay, right

There is nothing ironic aboud 200cm chad showing you who's the boss in the house

Je suis souvent tombé sur tes posts dans divers thread car tu es assez reconnaissable, j'ai pu donc voir ton français meugnon.
Un japonais de plus d'1m81 qui connait bien la France, son histoire et parle français c'est déjà très mignon en soit !

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>Je suis souvent tombé sur tes posts dans divers thread car tu es assez reconnaissable, j'ai pu donc voir ton français meugnon.
is my post that noticeable lol
>Un japonais de plus d'1m81 qui connait bien la France, son histoire et parle français c'est déjà très mignon en soit !
Ne me flatte pas >~

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no, I'm not gay

>is my post that noticeable lol
Yes they are, when you're in french related thread or talk with your french friend while erp-ing at least c:
>Ne me flatte pas >~

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>with your friends?"

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Yes, I am proud of it
My friends told me that I had very cute bush

>when you're in french related thread or talk with your french friend while erp-ing at least c:
there's always basically only one Japanese in most of French threads : me

L'histoire français est simplement intéressant, je connais déjà l'histoire débutant, alors je vais lire un livre plus professionnel

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Friends?

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No

J'en suis honoré, beaucoup de français apprécient le Japon aussi !
J'apprends le Japonais à l'Université (je veux travailler dans le commerce) mais je suis un débutant. C'est pas facile ;_;.
Par contre elle a des partenaires japonais donc je pourrais aller étudier 1 an au Japon si je veux.
(if you don't understand something in my post don't hesitate to ask)

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>J'apprends le Japonais à l'Université (je veux travailler dans le commerce) mais je suis un débutant. C'est pas facile ;_;.
nice, where do you live?
>Par contre elle a des partenaires japonais donc je pourrais aller étudier 1 an au Japon si je veux.
who's "elle"? ah wait your uni lol which uni in Japan do you want to go to?

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>mais je suis un débutant. C'est pas facile ;_;.
it isn't? also you can keep writing French, i can perfectly understand it, it's just writing French is a bit troublesome for me

I have to do something brb then I'll respond to you :3

アンタンデュ

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>nice, where do you live?
Grenoble c:
>who's "elle"? ah wait your uni lol which uni in Japan do you want to go to?
Oui mon université, mais j'ai tellement de choix que je sais pas où je devrais aller... Un conseil ? (pic related)
It's very different from french so I have some trouble '^^

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>Grenoble
ah you. Tokyo or Kyoto, or at least Osaka, Nagoya. the others are shit.
>It's very different from french so I have some trouble '^^
well yeah, but i often hear kanji is pretty much the only thing learners find autistically hard tho

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>ah you.
Tu me reconnais ? :3c
>Tokyo or Kyoto, or at least Osaka, Nagoya. the others are shit.
Super merci, je garderai ça en tête et vais faire quelque recherche. Quelle université à tokyo en particulier ? il y en a plusieurs
>well yeah, but i often hear kanji is pretty much the only thing learners find autistically hard tho
Honnêtement, oui, c'est les kanji qui sont réellement compliqué. Certains aspects du japonais me semble plus simple que le français, comme sa grammaire, prononciation.
Par contre votre système pour compter est effrayant aussi ,_,

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>Tu me reconnais ? :3c
yeah you posted on the Japanese general last November, i usually don't go there but i happened to be there and talked with you midnight so i remember
>Quelle université à tokyo en particulier
it
i meant to say : the university of Tokyo > Kyoto uni > Osaka uni > Nagoya uni from that pick you posted, not that i recommended you to go to some uni in Tokyo
>japonais
yep, 2bh i already have huge advantages to learn French (thx for 1066 :)) but you don't have anything to compare Japanese to. tu ne dois que がんばる

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Yeah East Asians don't seem to be very hairy.

>yeah you posted on the Japanese general last November, i usually don't go there but i happened to be there and talked with you midnight so i remember
Tu as une assez bonne mémoire user ~
C'était toi qui voulait faire du vélo le long de la Loire pour admirer les chateaux ? Est ce que ce projet avance ?
>i meant to say : the university of Tokyo > Kyoto uni > Osaka uni > Nagoya uni from that pick you posted, not that i recommended you to go to some uni in Tokyo
Oh je vois, en tout cas j'espère pouvoir y aller. Je n'ai jamais quitté la France sauf pour aller en Espagne une semaine par le biais d'un voyage scolaire. 1 an c'est long j'espère que je pourrai m'adapter.
>yep, 2bh i already have huge advantages to learn French (thx for 1066 :))
Pardonne mon manque de culture mais qu'est ce qui rend le français plus simple pour un japonais et pourquoi 1066 en particulier ?
>がんばる
I will !

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>C'était toi qui voulait faire du vélo le long de la Loire pour admirer les chateaux ? Est ce que ce projet avance ?
yep, i checked several castles like Chambord, Cheminceau, Blois, Amboise clo lyse Vylandly ~
>practically first time to leave your county
well 50 days are the longest term for which i wasn't in Japan. it's pretty lonely 2bh
>1066
i meant based William the Bastard conquered anglo dogs and enlightened them with superior Anglo Norman. English has many French borrow-words and grammatical similarities because of 1066 so it makes it easier for me to learn it.

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Never done it