/brit/
meet the gf
eating an out of date (1 day) curry
dude weed
lol
>cancel Brexit
>get a gf
waito roastie go homu
end dates on food are just a suggestion
Not all Americans are cunts; some are dead.
I'm approaching forty and i still light up every so often
mental how the scene hasn't changed one bit since I left it 10 years ago
same DJs playing the same old tunes
same crowd taking the same drugs, talking the same bollocks
Nah I work for the food and the dates are the dates in which harmful gas (which we include in the food) are released
depends on the food
Absolute brainlet of a post this
why is everyone except for white men allowed to vote in their interest
>Well, I'm a food scientists and I can tell you the exact day this bread will go off.
give your head a wobble
retard. bread has a best before date, i.e it's still usable after that date. some food is not safe to eat after a certain point so they have a "use by" date
A student of criminal psychology decides to do his thesis on people who sexually abuse animals, and in particular, men who shag sheep. He takes a flight to Australia, and meets a sheep farmer and, amongst other things, asks him how he actually has sex with the sheep."Well its quite simple, cobber - you grab the bastard by the tail, hold tight and slip your cock in."The student later travels to New Zealand and asks a farmer there the same question."Ah, we"re with the Aussie jokers on that one - grab it by the tail, hold on and fuck it from behind."Finally, the student goes to Wales and asks a farmer there how he does it."Well it"s bloody awkward, see - first you find your sheep, then you finds a stone wall, then you grabs the sheep by the front paws, bend its back over the wall and fucks it like that."The Student replies "Why don"t you fuck it from behind like they do in Australia and New Zealand?""Fuck it from behind? How am I supposed to kiss it?"
bit drunk lads
FUCK UNIVERSITY
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK BOOMERS
No negative energies.
190 being based as ever
doing cocaine regularly has completely fucked up my dopamine system to the point i barely enjoy normal activities anymore.
don't do drugs kids
she got so ugly
Really wanna meat Mikey and give him a firm handshake and a pat on the back for the good posts
Made a small choon lads, might become a big choon what do you think
r u rich
Hmm...strange..
Why are they do this?
Pet rock is thinking about moving onto cocaine now
How long did you do it for?
IVPITER ASCENDING
wanked to her a few times
me and the gf
this except from internet addiction
pakis are about to nuke the shit out of each other
this is a very based development
is this post two days old? They're literally talking about peace now
more conflict in Pakistan= more Pakis come over here to live with their relatives already in Britain, to avoid the conflict back home
india is about to declare war
still a little baby in your drug taking career arent you
some shite talker lmao 4 years of college and now want to move onto coke. God you really are a clueless muppet
ah yes, can't wait for all the pakistani refugees flocking over here in their droves because half their family is here already
in case they need to rescue captured comrades from two adjacent, moving, rotating pakistani prisons ofc
don't worry they will be completely vaporised by nuclear fallout before they have the chance
>wash dishes and go to bed with the sink empty
>wake up to a sink full of dirty dishes
ahh yes, i love communal living
I’m a working class lad and my pet rock can’t afford coke hence smashing cheap drugs
Shampoo would never...
radioactive mutated pakis will come here
>communal living
Would rather be homeless tbqh.
need global warming to hurry up so we can have the isle of ely back
>global warming
literally doesn't even exist
yes it does lol
nah it's a jewish psyop
Diego, can I live in one of your houses rent free? You said you wanted to die so what difference does it make?
>at home on my own
>door downstairs just slammed so hard the fucking floor up here shook
its been an honour shit posting with you lot
Jews cause global warming you retard
What key can open any lock? A pi-key.
>I'm a working class lad
mate you're a fucking arrogant little child student cunt
shut up
lmao
just a friendly neighbourhood nigger checking that you hinges aren't squeaking
3 days without a wank
they are going to use 5G to send out brainwaves that only affect white people and make them want to exclusively shag non-white people
Ave, true to Zuckerbergus
weird how different girls look after a few days of not wanking isn't it?
How does being a student affect if I’m working class or not?
really?
where did you get this picture of me
yeah
feel like my standards have dropped considerably
pic related, a pi-key
by going to university, you automatically revoke your working class status
if you were working class you'd have dropped out of education and gone straight into a trade
you're going the route of the middle class though
University students are largely expected to do nothing except leech off society like the fucking drunken ill parasites they are.
wow
so am I you tit and I know loads of people that do coke every weekend
Is Ed Sheeran still big in the UK?
diasporafaggs on suicide watch bet /brit/ lost 30% of its traffic over the crisis
Wow great explanation
Middle class doesn’t exist hun
what a fancy word for nonce
I think the dialed uni attempt is now a working class thing.
*failed
How do we live in a world where suffering and hunger exists?
Makes me want to cry
Britain is like 50% middle class
if he put new music out he would be, sure.
I"m a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: [email protected]
working class people do more drugs than middle class fairys (i.e. 190kg shitetalker) because their mates are dealers and they work instead of going to college so they have more disposable income
listening to the weeknd will sniffing ket
Stop being ignorant
Basically, if you're born to parents that don't own property, you're fucked.
good players only:
lichess.org
who's will
*instantly contacts the email without properly reading it*
youtube.com
omg it's happening
he's shit
why do people still take 190kg seriously
he's already been outed as a 30 year old nonce who lives in his parent's basement
Any jungle in guy?
Business idea: murder husband and say he was being abusive to get away with it
you're lower middle class
Getting bored of alcohol.
Wouldn't mind something a bit different to be honest.
jokes aside he did actually nonce his niece.
eh?
the fiancée's parents somehow got a mortgage at the age of 50
new attempt:
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