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There is a God edition

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janny doesn't know
don't tell janny

don't let brody see this

mad how hinduism and buddhism have timeframes that compare with modern cosmology

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prove it

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>reddit is athiest
>i hate reddit
>therefore god is real

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no they dont

Current dilemma:
>continue to drink alone at the bar and shitpost
>head to the lodge room and shitpost (alone)

phwoar look at the thighs on the cunt on the right
absolute unit he is

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Definitely a tranny

Keep posting

>and in the beginning there was light
the big bang

mental init

>Several prominent modern scientists have remarked that Hinduism (as also Buddhism and Jainism by extension as they share most of these philosophies) is the only religion (or civilization) in all of recorded history, that has timescales and theories in astronomy (cosmology), that appear to correspond to those of modern scientific cosmology, e.g. Carl Sagan,[21] Niels Bohr, Erwin Schrödinger, Werner Heisenberg,[22][23][24] Robert Oppenheimer,[25] George Sudarshan,[26] Fritjof Capra[27] etc.

care to explain?

would like to smell her bumhole from that position

throw a coin in the air
you'll know what you really want while it's spinning

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oWtH2ijJg&t=5s

probably just a coincidence.

>human gets 3 times bigger than monkey
>also gets 5 times weaker
Evolution btfo

Don't know why her being on a wooly carpet and wearing wooly socks turn me on so much. Must be a bit of welsh in me.

wish i could just wank all day without any diminished orgasms

I know that, I’m just referring to the fact that if you drive by Ben Nevis in May it’ll probably still have some snow on it while English mountains wouldn’t.

>monkey
idiot

exactly how zizek vs peterson will go

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there are no coincidences

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>english
>mountains
pick one

is this the yank who doesn't understand evolution haha
mental he is, always a laugh

ok

Chimps, apes, monkeys, they’re all stronger than humans. Address the argument mongoloid

Anime.

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why do you have to be stronger you dribbling moron

mad how parliament shafted the scots so they didnt get rich off the oil like the other nordic nations

most monkeys are not stronger than humans

Not as attracted to the gf as I used to be

Does this always happen?

I want to throw myself at the feet of God and beg for salvation, lads.

After 10 years on Jow Forums, I'm getting fucking sick of it.
Every damn board I go to has creeps posting porn, scat and cuckshit everywhere

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are closest descendent is though. care to explain?

>falling for the enlightenment meme of "hurr durr people in the past were stoopid and thought the earth was flat"

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honestly wish i was this guy

didnt some greek calculate the size of the earth almost exactly?

Because that’s how you evolve
The ones that humans supposedly descended from are

paki girl broke up with me because I openly said I didn't want to marry her when she asked me

we didnt evolve from monkeys, retard

Burn the coal...
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i believe in a creator, but i do not believe that it was the creator's intention that we be loved, or be loving, or be moral or good in any way. the creator instead can't be seen as an intelligence comparable to us, but a force of unknowable nature, complex and cosmic. the true nature of life is one of violence, constant violence, in the pursuit of survival and expansion and control over resources and space. most of history has been organisms killing and destroying each other- teeth and claws and fists and spikes ripping each other to pieces, even some of the smallest organisms of all, cells doing wars of conquest on inferior cells. there are very simple rules to this universe: hunt or be hunted, breed or die out. become the alpha organism

hahahaha Jow Forums btfo

So Ryan Adams is a nonce a d is about to tour the UK
>One female fan, who wished to remain anonymous, told the Guardian she had paid £164.10, including booking fees, for the “Ryan’s Pinball Lair Experience” at Adams’ show at the O2 Apollo in Manchester on 7 April.

Who the fuck are these runtoids? How do they survive irl?

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Not even sure why birds as peng as this would use tinder

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Yeah, atheists BTFO

99.9% of them were stupid by todays standards and believed in many inaccuracies e.g. geocentrism, disease being spread via smell, god etc.

never forget

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atheists are the true brainlets

I’m talking about the primates, you elusive little snake

Bar it is
“Mountain” in common parlance doesn’t necessarily match the actual definition of a mountain. Neither Ben Nevis or Table Mountain are actual mountains iirc.

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You have very low standards I'm afraid.

slag #234322

all you have to do is be more likely to survive haha
by the time you get to advanced hominids behaviours have a much larger impact on your ability to survive and reproduce and excessive mass creates a requirement for additional food so it isn't always more useful
its odd how you feel informed enough to dismiss it

then say primates you fucking moron

VERONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ignore him lad he's literally thinking of the phrase "survival of the fittest" here

Address the argument first. Why are we weaker than our primate ancestors if we’re evolved?

She's not really THAT good looking she just has massive tits. I bet they sag a lot without a bra unfortunately.

Still would tho

you have to view history from the context of that time you stupid bastard

How many drinks would you advise before boarding a plane?

thats an amazing mouseover link

Yeah but she's got samolies the size of footballs

>geocentrism
perfectly rational idea pre-space age
>disease being spread via smell
ah ah ah sweetie that's an enlightenment meme
>god
again, perfectly rational given their circumstances

that doesnt explain the massive exponential growth in intelligence seemingly overnight though. or are you more qualified to talk about the giant gaps in our ancestry than prominent evolutionists

you actually in malawi mate?

not sure why you think evolution means you get stronger. or are you taking survival of the fittest in a literal sense? think on you fucking brainlet.

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The primates were smaller but more stronk. Atheists btfo. Once we get rid of them we can have virgin wives again.

They're so damn expensive

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but why didn't parliament want the whole of britain to get rich like those nations.

makes you think

primates had to rely on brute strength to kill and have a better chance at defence and hunting for survival, while we became better at using tools and weapons so stopped needing to rely on brute strength as we could use safer, more pragmatic ways of killing and defending ourselves, so became physically less strong but mentally more strong

I definitely would but maybe my standards are lower than the average bloke's

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survival of the pengest

Yes it does, almost exactly
behaviours can be learned and accumulated knowledge becomes more useful to survive than the slow process of adaptation.

Handful of vallium and two double vodka orange

Actually hilarious

mad how some rappers have actually killed people

>VERONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why shouting this

can never tell if his legs are shopped or not

because we're smart enough to make tools to make up the difference

Sounds like a virgin atheist trying to cope. If humans were 5 times stronger they’d use their tools 5 times more efficiently

Yea man, sitting in an expat bar in Lilongwe that has approximately 9 customers atm (two Malawian couples on a date, four South African businessmen talking over a table and me)

Doesn't look like she's wearing a bra here and they look great phwoar

>giant gaps in our ancestry
what gaps lmao, the lineage of modern humans is pretty clearly understood

are you a girl fetishist, /brit/?

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language

>If humans were 5 times stronger they’d use their tools 5 times more efficiently
how would brute strength increase efficiency in terms of things that require finesse and dexterity
there's more to life than just:
>grr grug smash!

i'm a sex-having theist but i believe in evolution.

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nothing better than fouling a team who parks the bus in your own half to make them bring players forward so you can break away and get in behind them for a tap in

You could mine, dig and chop trees more effectively

oh my daze blud

theres a massive difference between creating simple tools and becoming the creatures that build our current civilisation though

life isn't minecraft retard