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i'm 24 and i've never had sex

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>PENG

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>yank is a newcunt
oh no no no hahaha

Let the men do the shooting and the women do the cooking

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all of india shall see the light of animism

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that's a lot of culture

>What‘s the name of this whore?

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>want to save this
>not on my home computer
>mfw I don't have any of my reaction images on this computer

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cum rag

ouchie wawa a NAKED girl in MY brit? :OOO :3
*chin drops to the floor as my tongue rolls out in a comedic fashion*

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based

You must be sexually frustrated as fuck, how do you manage?

so you just say "cumbria"?

dont like any of these girls

gimme a 9

hahaha 24 years without sex lmao can you imagine?!
anyway comical typo aside how old are you really?

>tfw country was neutral during WWI

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dogshit the lot of it

for me its kiko because shes asian but i dont really like jazz

What?

wanking but you lose your libido after a while anyway

she's alright i guess, don't really like metal though

Love art hoes

instagram.com/ilovebrucewillis/

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Rollin for Sophia, she can fuck off with her shitty music though

it sounds the same as cumbria haha
mental that you don't even have you're own name

the logic utilised, and language used, by those calling for a 2nd referendum, strongly hints that they aren't calling for it to get a clearer picture as to where the country stands; they're calling for it, to cancel Brexit.

what is the logic used by the main body of remainer MPs regarding a 2nd referendum? "Parliament is in deadlock. so let's send the question back to the people to get us out of this mess."

what does "get us out of this mess" mean? it can only mean "remain wins, so we are out of this mess". if leave wins, then clearly the mess remains. so without explicitly saying "Parliament can't/won't deliver any form of Brexit, therefore fingers crossed the people will neg on their initial vote so we don't have to deal with this", they say "ask the people again, to get us out of this mess", essentially telling us that the 2nd referendum is solely for the people to deliver a remain result, without actually saying the words.

it's double speak. just like "people's vote" instead of "2nd referendum".

wow i got two 4s in a row!!

this but im almost 31

>ouchie wawa
*sighs, shoves you in front of a speeding lorry*

emperor’s new clothes

t. british chavs called jack who are exclusively into slags called stacey

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rollin

Lads

What was Tiger Woods' nickname in school?

Niger Woods

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you got your shit shoved in by the nazis while the swedes sat back and whistled

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good band: prefab sprout
good composer: olivier messiaen
good producer: yasutaka nakata
good singer: jacques brel
good lyricist: david byrne

spent 2 hours lookin for a movie like Marketa Lazarova or Valley of the Bees to watch, could find fuck all. Fucking hate film.

actually my name's david and I like normal looking girls

Where does one find an ``art hoe''?

i try not to think about it

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former first nigger "nigger cotton" onigger

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oxU3hnh4s

Need bass playing hapa gf

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what am I looking at here?

Just watch more Vlacil. The White Dove is one of my favourites.

few people make films like based vlacil

Soyboy beta male can’t get a girl off with his dick, has to resort to eating pussy.
Many such cases,
SAD!

>tfw profited off of WW2

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the white dove is wonderful and beautiful and lovely

people your age have kods and youve never even put a dick in a girl

cool it with the antiniggerism

bah gawd, my DONG appreciates this OP!

is this video generated by an AI

Hmmm

All dogshit.

Talking about the first world War
Not the second

Why are you a virgin? Are you disfigured or just a bit shy

>get a girl off with his dick
the virgin fantasy

literally me
t. welshman in australia

no they're good

*slowly walks towards you*
*smacks your gobshite face*
*wisthles racist song*

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Was going to watch his film about the priest, The Devil's Trap I think it's called, really wanted something closer to those two though.

>prefab sprout
tried listening to them and they put me to sleep

>shoegaze
>shitty

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heart is fucking pounding in my chest pretty much every second of every day because of the ol anxiety
I’m gonna be finished by 30 at this rate

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what did you listen to

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>The Devil's Trap
sounds hot

based and cute and smart

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>anxiety

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steve mcqueen

The British gf

improve your appearance and take omega 3,6,9 pills
it works

youtube.com/watch?v=eHVmgC1gGPQ

thinking about her again lads

italians really are something else

>Alzheimers
>Diabetes
>Parkinsons

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shan't

I'll play upon my violin

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shame, that's a good album. but i think they are an acquired taste
try swoon, that's their best i reckon. really unique melodies and wonderful lyrics.

both - would kill myself but weed keeps me grounded

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same but also messaging her and meeting her at the weekend

the weekend approaches
two days of respite
and in all likelihood, you'll waste it doing nothing of any value
wagehood is an unnatural state for man

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you're missing out