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ohhhh hahahaha sorry about that

get a derm appointment now. I'm on a list for like 3 months from now because I waited so long.

snapchat is so 2015

the kraut hasn't posted here anymore.... huh.

he lives in taiwan now

1972

this he terrorizes night /cum/ now

If I was able to move to another country far away from mine I wouldn't be posting on Jow Forums

buzz and never look back

hormone replacement therapy and minoxidil

I can't fucking cope buds. I just can't do it
It's 2019 why isn't there a cure yet?

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Just become successful and drop 10k on hair plugs lmao

Is this true
youtube.com/watch?v=dr-oL2VZXAY

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phone calls have been non-stop at work today

I eat healthy, all of my macros are in check
I go to the gym 4 times a week
I take care of my hair
both my parents have perfect hairlines
yet none of that matters I was simply fucked over at birth for absolutely no reason and there's nothing I can do about it
this is so unfair buds

want to touch boobs, frens

Denmrk

me too

You wake up to this world

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i would not be pleased

Why not?

looks like shit

Why?

i do NOT want to be american

this would be bad for Virginia, where I live

IM SO BORED FUCK I JUST WANT IT TO BE THE EVENING ALL READY

heard that......

get a job retard

Why would it be bad for virginia?

It's gonna snow again. I am tired of plowing. Why is it global warming everywhere but here!?

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Sorry but now you are one.

>canada loses the great lakes
BASED!

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>entitled millennials complaining about having to plough snow instead of shovelling snow like in the good old days
Good damn zoomers

you destroyed most of my region while leaving mena intact and shrunked the americas?

the kraut makes posts about ale while she's sleeping. the guy is really mental.

>not snowblowing your snow

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We are running out of places to put snow and the snow niggers are dumping it all over the place.

I only have a plow on my truck! I want one of those tho.

Sorry but not everyone is a rich Norwegian pal

youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
goddamnit I HATE being asked to TA for a rando class

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snow is powerful.

Why is Africa like 3 times bigger in size?

>Californian Arizona
Nope

always wanted Karelian brothers

Do someone on your family owns a go' ol american cold war bunker?

What do you mean?

That africa is bigger in size in that map compared to the rest of the world and I don't see a reasson for it.

Welcome, friend :)

A standard map show a smaller africa than the real africa.

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NO I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

got a phone interview but the place is 2 hours away and i dont really wanna move.... also not boiler related

It's a good thing. You'll enjoy it.

THE FUCKING GLOBALIST

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kasjdhfsahf

al;kisjdhfpsdfh

THE GOYIM KNOW

THE GOYIM KNOW

THE GOYIM KNOW

Playing the new fortnite update

But in that map south africa is way too close to the antartica Cape Town would be freezing.
Is south america (the patagonia) the one that is closests to the south pole.

What job is it

WE ARE THE ALIENS

I have put the continents closer to each other so that I don't have to use a too big image. Mexican friend, do you understand?

ELVES

Is it schizo hours already?

*screams*

the blister in my ass crack burst open for a second time as i was sleeping

you did a terrible job and could have said you did it yourself in the first place instead of justifying it with shitty geography explanations

what if Putin was installed by the US to make Russia weak

*convulses*

small brain opinion. it was the globalists directed by the elves

boil water in a giant pot to remove the salt then filter the salt and use it for stuff in the oilfield

do you guys remember when that dude in washington state died from being fucked by a horse?

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knew she was a slut. explains how she got that seat

Why yes I have made the meme map myself. But I didn't think it was needed an explaination to what you're asking, but since you're asking then of course I shall indulge your autism and give you an explaination.

*sharts*

*smells*

shut up

*pushes you*
I smelled it first

no one??

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vaguely
it's not exactly super uncommon. so I don't remember one particular instance

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*rolls up on you*

Hope you’ve not made any homophobic remarks or you’ll be under arrest!

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lul with those big ass CrAzY eyes she has, bet it's fun to mouthfuck her

kek wtf? ive never heard of any other instances of this happening

pudrete puta

My work week starts in 4 hours. Back to the old 3 on, 1 off, 3 on

hello there

*kills not only 3 balrogs but also their king*

Why are Elves so BASED

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I just finished my psychopharmacology exam and now I’m off for spring break

Homophobic remarks? Gosh no officer, now THAT would be real gay of me hahah

MR HANDS!

just google "dies from having sex with horse"
happens all the time
here's the particular instance you're referencing though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case