You wake up in Seattle

You wake up in Seattle.

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I'll probably get shot, cuffed, then get to hospital and forced to pay 45k$ for a bandage

I'll go back to Sleattleep xDDDD

I already live in Tacoma so I'd just get some food and take the bus home.

I wake up here every day.
Seattle isn't like that, except for the $45k bandage if you're uninsured.

I don't work in software so I guess I'm homeless

I go to a Seattle Sounders match and go doopin' mental

Find a nice spot under a bridge

How did Seattle end up this way?
Didn’t people move there in the past because of the space and good affordable living?

>Didn’t people move there in the past because of the space and good affordable living?
Los Angeles was once the same. This is just how mass urbanization happens in America and it's terrible.

Have you heard of a company called 'amazon'

It's a software/IT hub. You can live comfortable there in those fields but they're still cutthroat.

Almost all the other major business is just supporting the rich people and their wageslaves

What’s their excuse though? I mean how can they not just build up a little? There is infinite space and whenever I see pre-2000s movies etc Seattle always strikes me as a very normal place. It must’ve changed a lot in a short amount of time.
I think Boeing is there too, right?
And of course the hospital from that one series

Yeah Boeing is also here, and Microsoft, and Nintendo of America.

I forgot about M$

One of my best friends is a program manager there. She's paid as fuck but working there is shit.

And Valve.

Better start my own grunge band then

Yeah good call. Wizards of the Coast, too, if you're a game fan.

and Nordstrom

buy heroine

It's heroin, user. A heroine is a female hero.

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>my demonym sounds like satellite

Hi Seattleites hahahah

I’m planning to work at Amazon so I might actually move to Seattle one day desu.

You'll fit right in, unironically. Tons of Pajeets here. Not nearly enough really good Pajeet food though. Most of it here is so-so.

Is there any good pajeet food?

Yes.

Also Seattle is too expensive for anything other than a day trip so I guess I'd be on the bus back to Portland soon enough.

be confused and take a plane back to Boston

Why would you go to a worse place?

I want to move to Tacoma since I want to live in a town/city near nice Washington nature but don't want to life in San Fran-tier Seattle. How is Tacoma? What are the people there like?