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First for baguette
Have a good day ASEAN people

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Have a good night, my neighbour fren

anime weeb kontol wkwkwkwkwkwk

I have one in above of my bathroom ceiling right now

Can you tame it?

is it normal to see it everyday?

I dont want to die, so nope

they lurk in the sewers and eat garbage so they're pretty harmless unless provoked

Very Haram picture.

Very gay comment

Why no /ss/

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this is not /ss/ OP poster
but a good OP nonetheless. based

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GOD.
PLEASE.

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Have you had your coffee asean? Any favorite local beans to you?
Pic related is my personal favorite atm

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It's bloody goddamn all over the place that you run over them all the time. There's one lurking on the tree in my backyard waiting for passing chickens or waterhen.
They ate my entire bloody fish pond, they must die at the pointy end of my bamboo spear, all of them.

Too much effort, better to just whack them dead and give them to village chinese, city ones are too soy to eat them.

work for a white, would you do this?

Coffee is disgusting. Tea is better

2 words
fuck everything

as an objective observer, i think this is the best general

FUCK UU ITE

t. ahmad dhani

t. Jokowi

>UU ITE is made by Jokowi
retard

Jokowi supports UU ITE, drone.

t. never had anything besides corn mixed Kapal Api

>government supports the law
no shit sherlock

Not everyone. But the one who support those law is comparable to PKI, like you.

Fried biawak eggs are pretty good desu

>he doesnt like PKI
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

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Gib dark elf gf pls

Is anyone married here? Want to ask some questions

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Yes, for almost a year now

>Marriage
Yikes

>owning fish

is there a more cucked pets than this?

How's the sex life? Were you virgins before?

cringe
based

Weren’t virgins. dated for a few years before getting hitched. Sex occurs regularly and is still good, less foreplay than before and more vanilla as well

There’s no reason not to get married. Enjoy your incomplete story arcs

>story arcs
stop watching disney

Getting married at least once is the requisite to being a complete man, my “redpilled” friend

Married is more like bad end than good end

You don’t have to stay married. But not getting married is a sign of cowardice and immaturity

I want to stay young forever, fuck marriage and wake me up when theres a method to how to became vampire.

Sure, eternal youth sounds nice. I’ve seen a lot of couples let themselves go after getting married but it’s been the opposite for me personally. Drastically cut down on booze and cigs, eating healthier, exercising more

Did you take each others virginity or not?

Wait wtf how come only some of my replies have (You)s? Is this the work of indihomo?

whuts up bitches. its been so long. apa kabar anjing-anjingku

No. She ostensibly had 3 partners beforehand and my notch count was in the teens. We met in our mid 20s.

Cool. How do you and your partner feel about that? Btw thanks for answering

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>wibu pki
kys yourself

Tips on how to get a girl dulu bro. Kawin sih pengen. Tapi ga ada yang mau. ;_;

>Not everyone. But the one who support those law is comparable to PKI, like you.
why??
isn't it more a fascism thing?

We don’t really care about the virginity part. I don’t come from a terribly conservative background, and she shed most of her religiosity in college. She does often accuse me of being a flirt and coozehound though

FUUUUCCCKKKK
I DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE GODDAMMIT
FUUUUCCCKKKK
MAKE IT STOP

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There’s tons of ways to get girls in Indonesia. I personally think that the best way is to work your social sphere. If you’re just looking to get thots put pics of you traveling overseas on tinder. My manlet (155) friend does this and it works all the time. Once you have girls around you your sexual attractiveness snowballs and it’s easier to get other ones. Its like they can smell pheromones in you or smth

Anong English word kayo nabubulol?

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Didn't know that Jow Forums is actually filled with closeted Marxists. Is this the same with /asean/..?

not for me

>just realized my classmate is Jewish
What should I do?

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What's Marxist?

“No!”

slay him, thn kill yourself for being a disgusting frogposter.

My client is jewish. So far, he's cool guy

Jews are based and give actual thoughtful birthday presents

hahaha indogs ahahahaha poor peoole just kidding

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>banyak ngentot = dewasa

Based tax haven city-state poster

What a wholesome person.
No one would be him again to be assassinated lol
Our government still get payed millions, the well being of the government is more important than (((citizens)))

based goyim cattle

>cowardice
let me see you kill your offsprings, your wife and your parents

>For me, it’s MGTOW

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is this indonesian general or /asean/? fuck off

fuck off first my guy. Not our fault other cunt only shitpost here.

>the absolute state of MKL stans

ngentot!

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pengen...

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>oh my god I love freedom! I love working slave wages for all my life just to survive! I love slaving away as a corporate cuck so my boss can afford another car! Wow I'm so free! Capitalism is truly the best system!

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trust 200K usd on your asian gf, would you do this?

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yo Andrea, nice try

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singapore:singapoo
indonesia:indogs
philippines:philipiss
thailand:trapland
peruvian:?
suggest more and better one

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I'll trust my 11 cm on your asian gf IYKWIM

Based winning eleven

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see this, what do?

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t. Mi

nothing

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I’m hungry. Best place for a non-American chain burger in Jaksel? (do NOT say flip)

Jolibee

They do NOT have that restaurant in Indonesia

Trump and KJU visited our country and caused packet loss during a dota tournament match vs an Indonesian team and didn't even stay long.

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trump left

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Who /dotachess/ here

You cant escape it, user.
t. fall in love once a lifetime
did she lie a lot?
what?
After see that jokodok is hated by the west. I decided to vote for him on the election. change my mind.